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Author Topic: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown  (Read 2181 times)

Phantom

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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 08:26:55 pm »
A Rebel sits back up.
I WAS ONLY WOUNDED SIR!






Thank you, thank you, now that shall be the remainder of my act so I bid you all farewell, and don't alter your genetic code!
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2010, 09:36:26 pm »
*DARTH VADER, DARK LORD OF THE SITH points at the Rebel*

That man is your new Commanding Officer! Do whatever he tells you, as he's clearly more competent than you! Now then, Captain, bring me this ship's Captain. Which is not you, but, the other one... JUST BRING ME ANTILLES!
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2010, 09:38:19 pm »
You know I am sure this belongs in forum games...
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2010, 09:45:24 pm »
[....And back to the tracks we return...]

There are clanging noises from the ceiling, as the giant, throbbing claws of the Triangle of Doom grip the tiny rebel ship the Insolent Nugget. The men all crane their necks, practicing combat yoga as only the rebels can.

What was that?!

The Storm Troopers knock on the crappy Ikea door, and it collapses. In anger, a battle commences! C-3P0 and R2 somehow avoid lazer bullets better than squads of trained soldiers. And then, a dark figure enters...

[STICK TO THE SCRIPT FOLKS; though colorful interpretation is cool.]



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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2010, 09:58:49 pm »
We've been... doing that? Well, some were spamming, but I thought I was doing okay as DARTH VADER, DARK LORD OF THE SITH
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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2010, 10:01:11 pm »
You should've been choking Captain Antilles, actually. But creatively.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2010, 10:07:09 pm »
A Stormtrooper group raids the cockpit and captures Antilles, who is brought to Vader.
"What do you want from me, vile fiend? You shall hath not know where thy Death Star plans are!"

[Wait, am I skipping ahead?]

Also guys, where was that thread with a huge bunch of web comics in a list? There was a nice one for an alternate Star Wars series. Alright I'm done with that, let's get on with the show.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2010, 10:19:26 pm »
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2010, 10:32:27 pm »
I've had it up to here, R2.

C3P0 gestures flailingly and uselessly.

Let's grab some A-ks and show these plastic ninnies how to aim.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2010, 09:24:46 am »
A rebel soldier, missing his helmet, runs up shoves his rifle at C-3PO, and jumps into the escape pod.

Here, make yourself useful for a change!

The pod can be seen drifting away. Cut to inside the Triangle of Doom. Two troopers can be seen in a control room.

1: WFT is that?

2: I duno... better shoot it, Va-dar might get mad...

Trooper 1 flips a switch and presses a button, and the pod explodes in a shower of sparks.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2010, 09:27:51 am »
"ah..." says darth sidious, drifting slowly into the room. "you have done... we-" *snap* "OW! my back!"
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2010, 09:33:24 am »
the troopers look at each other, and quietly exchange these words

1: uh, should we h--

2: no, remember what happened to the last guy who touched him?

1: [pause] no...

2: that's because you're his replacement
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2010, 09:39:12 am »
Cut to Qui-Gon Jinn, smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper in a luxurious study.

What are you looking at? I'm not even in this movie.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2010, 10:08:07 am »
darth sidious glares at the troopers. "well don't just stand there! get me some aspirin!"
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2010, 01:40:56 pm »
OOC: GACK! i just spent the last 5 hours reading darths and droids... why hadn't i read this before?!?
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