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Author Topic: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to - The Idiocy Strikes Back  (Read 11752 times)

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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 01:36:58 pm »
Leashes.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2010, 02:18:56 pm »
Quote from: Jreengus on July 23, 2010, 01:22:42 pm
That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Fear.  Fear will keep the local systems in line.  Fear of this... uh... this... thing we have here...  And of course, our mighty flag.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2010, 08:17:33 pm »
For a moment, I thought it was stupid. Then my wife mentioned it was in the middle of Comicon, then I thought it was the perfect crime. Now I realize he was wearing camo pants and not a full costume and didn't rob a bank during the middle of Comicon, and realize HE IS PANTS ON SPECIAL NEEDS MOTHER SON OF A RETARD.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2010, 11:23:57 pm »
(hours earlier)

"But my lord, where are we going to get the capital for a new Death Star?"
"I don't know, Vader! You're the child prodigy, think of something!"
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2010, 05:18:33 am »
Man, it's depressing that the economic situation is so bad that either:

a) the guy couldn't afford a balaclava.
b) Vader had to pawn most of his uniform.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2010, 05:21:38 am »
If I was Vader I would have just went for the unemployment checks.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 04:10:23 am »
He obviously had to sell his pants, but he couldn't sell his mask or chestplate. You know, because of the life support that keeps him alive after the lava got him.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010, 04:23:20 am »
I think he needs the leg parts because he doesn't actually have legs anymore.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2010, 06:11:38 am »
Yeah, but he doesn't need the kickin' black armor that covers them. Pants'd do the trick. They appear to have here.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2010, 06:14:16 am »
Even the Empire had casual fridays. They weren't monsters you know.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2010, 10:47:27 am »
Quote from: Retro on July 25, 2010, 06:14:16 am
Even the Empire had casual fridays. They weren't monsters you know.
How bad was imperial rule, anyway? Some of those planets were akin to slavery, which may have been abolished with a universal order.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2010, 11:01:42 am »
Quote from: smigenboger on July 26, 2010, 10:47:27 am
Quote from: Retro on July 25, 2010, 06:14:16 am
Even the Empire had casual fridays. They weren't monsters you know.
How bad was imperial rule, anyway? Some of those planets were akin to slavery, which may have been abolished with a universal order.
See, I never saw anything that bad about The Empire. Sure, Vader and Sidious were evil on a personal level, but the only imperial-sponsored atrocity was using the Death Star on innocent planets. That's pretty big on the evil scale, but it was a single act.

And now The Old Republic's Sith Empire already looks sympathetic at worst.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2010, 11:06:19 am »
Quote from: smigenboger on July 26, 2010, 10:47:27 am
Quote from: Retro on July 25, 2010, 06:14:16 am
Even the Empire had casual fridays. They weren't monsters you know.
How bad was imperial rule, anyway? Some of those planets were akin to slavery, which may have been abolished with a universal order.

The Empire got such a bad rap.  Tht little bitch let her criminal scum lackeys set the galaxy aflame just so she could have her crown back.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2010, 11:26:34 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 26, 2010, 11:06:19 am
Quote from: smigenboger on July 26, 2010, 10:47:27 am
Quote from: Retro on July 25, 2010, 06:14:16 am
Even the Empire had casual fridays. They weren't monsters you know.
How bad was imperial rule, anyway? Some of those planets were akin to slavery, which may have been abolished with a universal order.

The Empire got such a bad rap.  Tht little bitch let her criminal scum lackeys set the galaxy aflame just so she could have her crown back.

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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 02:37:00 am »
Now all we need is Yoda in the S.W.A.T
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