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Author Topic: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to - The Idiocy Strikes Back  (Read 11743 times)

Aqizzar

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The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to - The Idiocy Strikes Back
« on: July 23, 2010, 04:12:19 am »


Darth Vader robs a bank in Long Island.  Using a real gun, and real camo pants.  What a douche.

Not a whole to add to this one, but I figured everyone would find it funny.  Do note that, pending a further manhunt, he got away with it.

Updoot.  As far as pattern crimes go, people robbing places while dressed as a Sith Lord is pretty awesome.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 05:01:34 am by Aqizzar »
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 04:16:53 am »
God knows that sooner or later he's going to do this again.

And when he does, all the superheroes from New York will kick his ass.

Or get shot, but whatever.

*EDIT*I am surprised to find no super heroes currently supering in New York. Damn you humanity!
« Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 04:20:44 am by Realmfighter »
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 04:20:14 am »
He probably needs funds to build a new Death Star.

Then he'll rob the Earth.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 04:27:17 am »
It's a really good disguise.
Okay you were probably expecting a joke, alright.
Ahem.

Why the fuck isn't he using the force
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 04:59:12 am »
He should have used a damn lightsaber. What kind of extreme criminal LARPer is this guy?! If you must have a weapon, then just rig the thing up with a car battery.

He could have at least tried to choke one of the tellers.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 05:27:56 am »
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*EDIT*I am surprised to find no super heroes currently supering in New York. Damn you humanity!
I blame Obama's deficient handling of the recession.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 08:39:57 am »
I wonder what was going through his head prior to the robbing? "HMMmm Ski mask or Darth Vader suit?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 09:40:42 am »
He probably gets a point for creativity, bonus if theres a voice syntheszer in there that disguises his voice.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 11:14:31 am »
Epic guy cowering is epic.

BNut honestly, there is nothing more awesome than darth vader robbing a bank.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 11:28:39 am »
The only way this could have been more epic is if Vader took hostages, and agreed with the police to release them if he got a helicopter, only to take the hostages with them. As he flew off, he'd shout back "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further."

At least, that's what I would do.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 11:28:58 am »
Apparently the guy cowering was messing around, thinking it was a joke.  I like to think the robber said "Your lack of faith disturbs me" right before he threw him to the ground.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 12:03:36 pm »
Hmm all this just a a couple of weeks after arresting an innocent princess on the subway system.

The imperial senate will not stand for this.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 12:48:39 pm »
*Hand wave* I shall remove the Senate.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 12:50:10 pm »
Quote from: Jreengus on July 23, 2010, 12:03:36 pm
Hmm al this just a a couple of weeks after arresting an innocent princess on the subway system.

The imperial senate will not stand for this.

I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Senate.  The last vestiges of the old order have been swept away.
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Re: The Dark Side doesn't pay like it used to.
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 01:22:42 pm »
That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
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