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Author Topic: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.  (Read 5545 times)

Phantom

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #75 on: July 22, 2010, 11:44:13 pm »

*Again, Phantom unaffected.*
Hey get away from me.
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Or I'll give you and your children Down Syndrome through my "Contacts."
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #76 on: July 22, 2010, 11:44:36 pm »

what on earth

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #77 on: July 22, 2010, 11:45:13 pm »

Damn, I am going to have a really hard time getting this all past the FCC.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #78 on: July 22, 2010, 11:46:41 pm »

Okay, everything up to my post saying the episode ended is canon.

We just need to illustrate it somehow.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #79 on: July 22, 2010, 11:47:00 pm »

what on earth
Us.

*Shoots mutation gun at self many times, turning self into an eldritch abomination*

EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME, IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO WITH ANY SANITY
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2010, 11:48:22 pm »

Can any of you throw together something with Paint?
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #81 on: July 22, 2010, 11:48:31 pm »

*Taco Dan, who is secretly god, brings about the end of the world, and zombies come in to kill everyone!*


(SEE I CAN THINK UP BULLSHIT TOO!)
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« Reply #82 on: July 22, 2010, 11:49:03 pm »

Can any of you throw together something with Paint?

I can but it will suck.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #83 on: July 22, 2010, 11:49:40 pm »

Okay! Lets write a script!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #84 on: July 22, 2010, 11:50:02 pm »

*Kills zombies with invisible lasers*

I CAN THINK Of BULLSHIT TOO MAN.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #85 on: July 22, 2010, 11:50:16 pm »

Can any of you throw together something with Paint?

I can with Adobe Illustrator but it will suck.
At least it will suck less than using regular Paint.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #86 on: July 22, 2010, 11:50:36 pm »

Phantom then has what seems to be a heart attack, and collapses onto the floor. His flesh seems to rapidly break down and form into something else, a strange, humanoid mutated fiend. 4 more tentacles burst out from under it's original ones, and that now quadruped monster emits a deafening roar, and yells out in a distorted voice.
TARr-AN
MetAl
SlIMe HuNT
I Am COminG BaCK!

And after that, in similar voice.
WITH MY SIXTH MAW, I SHALL SING THE SONG THAT WILL END THE EARTH!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #87 on: July 22, 2010, 11:50:55 pm »

YOU ARE OUR ARTIST.

LETS WRITE.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #88 on: July 22, 2010, 11:52:00 pm »

PHANTOM, LET'S BE FRIENDS, AND MINDRAPE THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDD, TOGETHER!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #89 on: July 22, 2010, 11:52:13 pm »

MAI BABIES HAVE BEEN STOLEN! MAI BABIES! Oh wait, I have no babies.

Also, why hasn't anyone noticed the red laser pointer that's been pointing at you for 10 min-*gunshots*.

(Hilarious related link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_Opera_Rapid_Aging_Syndrome)

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