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Author Topic: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.  (Read 5554 times)

Tarran

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2010, 11:18:27 pm »

*Shoots CJ with a genderbender gun, changing his gender but doing nothing else*

...

Well, that didn't work out how I planed.

*Continues to shoot CJ with a genderbender gun several tens of times, CJ ends up male again*

WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!

*Tackles CJ*
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Enzo

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2010, 11:19:07 pm »

HI GUYS I HEARD ALL THE YELLING I JUST CAME OVER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHINGS OK
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Realmfighter

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2010, 11:19:24 pm »

*Grabs and subsequent has way to much fun with the gender bender gun*
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2010, 11:19:45 pm »

*CJ stings Tarran, making him half GLOWING BEE*

But alas, I have slain myself by stinging you! Goodbye, cruel word... *dies*

*CJ appears from the shadows*

Don't worry, that wasn't really me! That was my evil half-brother Ricardo, back from the dead in BEE FORM!
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

Tarran

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2010, 11:21:59 pm »

YOU BASTARD

*STINGS CJ, making him half glowing bee*

REVEN-

*Dies*

*Re-appears with a different outfit*

Alas, I am immortal. Whenever I die I revive.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Realmfighter

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2010, 11:23:34 pm »

*Still playing with Gender Bender gun*
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Tarran

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2010, 11:25:00 pm »

HEY

STOP HOGGING THE AWESOME GUN

GIVE ME A TURN

*Grabs gun and fires it at CJ, changing him into a girl, then gives gun back to Realmfighter*
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Realmfighter

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2010, 11:25:40 pm »

*Fires it at Tarran*

Hahaha!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2010, 11:25:49 pm »

*The ray hits CJ, turning him into a QUEEN GLOWING BEE. He lays an egg, a regular CJ hatching from it.*

Indeed you are. However, you did not count on one thing: I am quite silly.
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2010, 11:26:12 pm »

Will our liberal heroes prevail? How many body doubles are left? Why is everyone obsessed with genderbending? And what laws does radation follow in our story? Stay tuned, for the excinging conclusion of All My Bay12ers.

And now, a message from our sponsor.



(How I wish I could just embed the video here)
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2010, 11:27:18 pm »

Next time on All My Bay12ers, keep a sharp eye out for our very special guest, Burt Ward!
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Realmfighter

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2010, 11:28:14 pm »

*Takes apart Gender Bender gun*

FOR SCIENCE.

* Audience laughs at the randomness, and the director yells cut*

THE END, FOR NOW.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 11:30:14 pm by Realmfighter »
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #57 on: July 22, 2010, 11:29:22 pm »

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE A GIRL

AWESOME

YOU MUST TRY IT TOO!

*Steals gun, reassembles it and fires it at Realmfighter and regular CJ*
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #58 on: July 22, 2010, 11:30:15 pm »

Next time on All My Bay12ers, keep a sharp eye out for our very special guest, Burt Ward!

There can only be ONE narrator! Die, you job theif!

MetalSlimeHunt narrates!
CJ's lower body is incenerated in the flames of narration!
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Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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No Gods, No Masters.

Tarran

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #59 on: July 22, 2010, 11:31:39 pm »

OH NOEZ

*Fires gender gun at MSH*
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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