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Author Topic: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.  (Read 5536 times)

Taco Dan

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All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« on: July 22, 2010, 10:51:41 pm »
Previously, on All My Bay12ers...

And now, the stunning conclusion...


Realmfighter... I took a test, and I found that I'm pregnant! You must be the father!
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 10:52:31 pm »
You lying witch!

*Runs away and plots*
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 10:52:59 pm »
And I may have cancer! But it only crops up during dramatic arcs!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 10:53:49 pm »
Do the doctors know what version it will be yet?!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 10:54:16 pm »
Quote from: Retro on July 22, 2010, 10:52:59 pm
And I may have cancer! But it only crops up during dramatic arcs!
*Look of shock*

But this IS a dramatic arc!!!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 10:54:49 pm »
And a very dramatic arc at that!
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 10:55:39 pm »
*Police burst into the room and take Taco away*

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAWMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 10:56:52 pm »
When your uncle is governer and owns the police, it isn't that hard at all to get rid of your pregnant problems.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 10:57:05 pm »
STOP. THE REAL CRIMINAL WAS...


REALMFIGHTER! HE IS 92!
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 10:57:46 pm »
*Police, excluding Taco Dan, are vaporized by an invisible laser*

FEEL MY MIGHT
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 10:58:31 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 10:57:05 pm
STOP. THE REAL CRIMINAL WAS...


REALMFIGHTER! HE IS 92!
*Police respond with a look of shock*

"But he looks Fifteen!"

Quote from: Tarran on July 22, 2010, 10:57:46 pm
*Police, excluding Taco Dan, are vaporized by an invisible laser*

FEEL MY MIGHT

OH NO, THE ARCH CONSERVATIVE IS HERE.

RUN AWAAYYY

HE WILL KILL USE BECAUSE HE HATES OUR LOVE
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 10:59:05 pm »
Little did any of them know beforehand, the aliens that really impregnated Realmfighter were still watching.
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Oh No!
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 10:59:20 pm »

Quote from: Tarran on July 22, 2010, 10:57:46 pm
*Police, excluding Taco Dan, are vaporized by an invisible laser*

FEEL MY MIGHT
My hero!
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 10:59:49 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 10:58:31 pm
Quote from: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 10:57:05 pm
STOP. THE REAL CRIMINAL WAS...


REALMFIGHTER! HE IS 92!
*Police respond with a look of shock*

"But he looks Fifteen!"

IT WAS REALLY MISTER JENKINS IN A REALFIGHTER MASK THE ENTIRE TIME!!! *PULLS OFF REALFIGHTER'S HEAD* OPSS. I MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG.
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Re: All My Bay12ers - A Bay12 soap opera.
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 11:00:03 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 10:58:31 pm
OH NO, THE ARCH CONSERVATIVE IS HERE.

RUN AWAAYYY

HE WILL KILL USE BECAUSE HE HATES OUR LOVE
ARCH CONSERVATIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CONSERVATIVES I'VE KILLED SON?!

I'M AS DAMN LIBERAL AS I CAN BE!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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