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[Doret]

Grab Skree and get to the room with the LARGE METAL DOORS and close it as soon as possible, plug in the Piano and play music with Skree.

[Retro]

Investigate!

You take a quick glance at Skree as the dust settles. All right then. Time to man up and face your fears.



SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEholyshit.

The kitchen is destroyed. Most of the floor is gone, including the loose tools like the converter and gel press as well as half the oven. The room is seething with leaking gas and frost. No running any more – this thing is pissed; there’s no way you’re going to be able to hide from it now.

Skree launches his own battle cry. Time to deal with this bitch.

[dragnar]

Our hat is pointy. It has a giant eye. There is only one possible course of action.

[Lucus Casius]

Make it so.

Or, since I appear to be on a streak for seducing eldritch abominations tonight...

...

Nah.  Just poke it with the hat.

[Tarran]

If poking it's eye doesn't work (which I'm pretty sure it won't), recall those boxing lessons we never had and start punching it's eye instead.

[Lucus Casius]

I have been advised to advise you to kiss the creature.

I advise you to disregard this advice, unless you consider it advisable to do otherwise.

[RAM]

It is too cramped for it to use its tentacles effectively. Jump on it's back and ride it until it is broken-in...

[Vikenator2]

Kick it in that... thing that looks like a spine.

[Duriel]

I wonder... Could our whip be entangled in Skree's tentacles? Assuming that he's the one we whacked with a hammer earlier.

[Retro]

Our hat is pointy. It has a giant eye. There is only one possible course of action.

You toss your papery hat at the monster’s eye, knowing it isn’t strong enough to seriously damage it. The attack gives you an opportunity to do some real damage, though.

Kick it in that... thing that looks like a spine.

You dive into the creature’s open mouth. So long as you’re quick enough to get past before it bites down, you can…



POW! You smash the monster’s spine with a powerful kick, though you don’t snap it. The beast lets out a mighty SKREE, angrier than ever; it is wounded but alive. You feel yourself becoming more and more entangled, however…



Skree jumps down from the ceiling and tackles the creature in the eye, knocking it loose from the walls. You suddenly remember there is no longer a floor.



uh oh



Ker-splat.



The monster is vanquished. You are covered in eye-goo, but rather fortunately alive.

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Well, this round ended up being nearly 90 panels, and seeing as we’re not even at 500 panels yet, I’d say that’s a fair-sized chunk of our adventure! I’m going to stop here for a bit (back Thursday or Friday) and then we will continue our investigation of this room without being attacked any more.

[Armok]

O_O

That was EPIC! Seriously epic.

... check with Skree to make sue he isn't traumatized.

[Kadzar]

Take the hat and backpack from the robo-adventurer, then take remove his arm to replace the one you're missing.

[Vikenator2]

Speak to other adventurer.

O_O

That was EPIC! Seriously epic.

Indeed.

[dragnar]

Take the hat and backpack from the robo-adventurer, then take remove his arm to replace the one you're missing.

Yes, get back our stuff!

[Lucus Casius]

Get hat.  Wear hat.