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[Armok]

Grab the little oculoid out of the cabinet... Attach the tentacles to your arm socket... COMMUNICIZZATE!

I vote for this!

[Retro]

cabinet?

You pop open the rather suspicious-looking cupboard door and find the critter somewhat squished in. It eyes you suspiciously for a moment.

make a EEEEKREEEEES noise.

SKREEEEEEEE



It jumps out of the cupboard and out the door. Looks like you scared it off.

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Bleh, that didn't end up being 'tomorrow' at all.

Org, did you end up grabbing a tablet?

[Doret]

Follow it! It obviously is like any other animal and is more afraid of us then we are of it, as such we can make friends with it! Show it we have nothing in our hands to hurt it and approach it slowly and calmly without making any sudden movements. If it growls, or skrees at us stay still until it stops. Repeat this process until we are close enough to touch it. Hold your hand out for it to inspect your hand. Once down you may pet the Oculoid, on any place EXCEPT the eye. We must be friends with this cute little creature, it will replace our dog.

[Jim Groovester]

Ignore the little oculoid. Focus on dealing with the big one.

Is there a temperature control for that freezer anywhere? Maybe we can turn it colder, or I dunno, route the heat from the oven into that room to burn it to death or something.

[Retro]

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Son of a bitch! You could have sworn you had him this time. Li'l bastard's got one hell of a poker face.

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Shame that this doesn't make any sense now that the adbot's posts are gone, but ah well, it was fun to scribble out

[Tarran]

Follow the little oculoid. The big one can obviously wait for us to come back before it eats us, since he's likely been there since before the start of the game.

[dragnar]

Follow it! It obviously is like any other animal and is more afraid of us then we are of it, as such we can make friends with it! Show it we have nothing in our hands to hurt it and approach it slowly and calmly without making any sudden movements. If it growls, or skrees at us stay still until it stops. Repeat this process until we are close enough to touch it. Hold your hand out for it to inspect your hand. Once down you may pet the Oculoid, on any place EXCEPT the eye. We must be friends with this cute little creature, it will replace our dog.

This lubber has a good plan matey!

[eclipsetail]

Does it have anything we could touch besides the eye? 

[Armok]

Follow it! It obviously is like any other animal and is more afraid of us then we are of it, as such we can make friends with it! Show it we have nothing in our hands to hurt it and approach it slowly and calmly without making any sudden movements. If it growls, or skrees at us stay still until it stops. Repeat this process until we are close enough to touch it. Hold your hand out for it to inspect your hand. Once down you may pet the Oculoid, on any place EXCEPT the eye. We must be friends with this cute little creature, it will replace our dog.

THIS!
Also try to hook your wires up to comunicate once this is done.

[Doret]

It haz the tentacles... And I think that our wires and those tentacles are far from compatible. We don't want to kill the cutest thing in the place.

[Retro]

Follow it! It obviously is like any other animal and is more afraid of us then we are of it, as such we can make friends with it!

You follow it to the living room, where it is quite clearly hiding under a cushion. Time to turn a fresh leaf with this weird little critter.



You flip the cushion and stand still as it SKREEs at you. It doesn't immediately run, possibly hoping to scare you off.



You remain still. It closes its mouth and stares at you, warily. Time to try getting closer.



Taking a few steps closer, you hold up your one hand to reveal that it is empty. It skrees curiously, then catches itself and shouts at you loudly.



You reach to pat it on its grey mouth-tentacle things, but it recoils backwards into the couch seat. You withdraw your hand somewhat. It seems to be quite protective of its mandible-ys.



Lacking anything else to touch, you finally just decide to pat it on the eye/head/whatever. There is a tentative moment as you wait for its reaction.



It skrees quietly and nuzzles into you. Its tentacles brush against you somewhat and you get another flash of blurry emotion.

safesafe

[Spade]

Have fun with our new friend!

What shall we name them?

I suggest Glurp.

[dragnar]

Try to send mental messages back at it... Not sure what to say though.

[Tarran]

Try to send mental messages back at it... Not sure what to say though.

Why don't we ask it it's name?

[Labs]

Name it Cyberg. Half Cyclops, half Zoidberg.