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[breadbocks]

Spoiler:  "Still Alive" from Portal (click to show/hide)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here,
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Dwarven Aperture science.

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead.
But there's no use crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
i was so happy for you!

....

So i'm glad i got burned
think of all that we have learned
for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.

....

Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When i look out there
it makes me glad i'm not you.
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
for the people who are still alive.

See the this thing..... Mentioned it in another thread like this.

[Ratbert_CP]

In the Court of the Crimson King.  Duh!

[Orris]

Ween's 'I Can't Put My Finger On It'

ARE
YOU
SURPRISED
WHEN I TOUCH THE DWARF INSIIIIIIIIIDE

[Medicine Man]

Leprosy by Death really is a good song when a bunch of dwarves start rotting when you get a clown pox infestation or a FB plague virus.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bodies deformed way beyond belief
Cast out from their concerned society
Flesh contorting day after day
Freak of the dark world is what the people say

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

Tuberculoid the most severe
Decay of the nerves comes fast
Sense of feeling soon to be gone
Life will never last

No hope of recovery after the nerves are eaten away
Damage is done you feel no more pain
Bones decay deterioration grows
Origin of this horrid disease nobody knows

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to changel
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

And Metallica's Escape is a good song for when a prisoner tantrums

"See them try to bring the hammer down
No damn chains can hold me to the ground"