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Author Topic: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]  (Read 58930 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #705 on: August 21, 2010, 03:35:51 pm »

You're talking about Orks like they're flimsy balloons ready to pop. Do you not remember that these guys regularly receive blows from armor piercing exploding machine guns and keep going? The chainsaw swords? The power weapons?
Exploding bullets, power weapons, and chainswords are mere bludgeoning (in the case of explosions) and slashing weapons. A piercing weapon would be more effective at piercing the skin. Asides from that, the ability to keep going doesn't necessarily dictate the strength of an injury. As I said before, it doesn't matter if you don't feel pain if you're bleeding out.

You say that like Orks are unable to cauterize or clot their wounds. Space Marines do that in mere seconds. I imagine an Ork wound wouldn't be bleeding for more than ten to twenty seconds. And I don't know what strange land you come from, but a slashing wound is far more likely to cause far more bleeding than a stab in the gut. And Power Swords are capable of piercing, depending on the design. Really now, you're trying to tell me that a chainsaw is less effective than a bronze spear on flesh. That's just not true.

And another thing about explosions: They're explosions. Ajax took swords and spears like they were nothing, but when you start bringing rocket propelled grenades into the equation he's goop.
You say that like Orks have built in flamethrowers to burn their wounds shut on command. I didn't say that a slashing weapon would cause less bleeding, I said it would cause a deeper wound, which would be harder to heal, and would more likely penetrate muscle. Rocket Propelled Grenades are moot though, because neither side has them.

Also, I think there was a ruling earlier about technologies meeting halfway. So it's possible that Ajax could be wielding a Chainsword and Power Lance instead of a bronze Xothos and Greatspear.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #706 on: August 21, 2010, 04:21:02 pm »

I brought up the grenades to give you an idea of the kind of insane things Orks can survive. Remember, these guys love to fight. Even if you inflict a fatal wound that's no guarantee it's going to stop him.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #707 on: August 21, 2010, 04:27:09 pm »

Even if you inflict a fatal wound that's no guarantee it's going to stop him.
Now I'm confused. They can fight after a wound that causes death?
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #708 on: August 21, 2010, 04:41:53 pm »

I believe he means a fatal wound for a human. An ork wouldn't die from simply having an organ or two pierced, not for a while at least.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #709 on: August 21, 2010, 04:54:49 pm »

Even the lowest Shoota Orks can sustain pretty immense punishment. Snikrot is an Ork Kommando Boss, who survived fifty years on a hostile planet armed only with a pair of swords. Orks get bigger and stronger and tougher as they age, meaning Snikrot could well be up to boulder throwing levels.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #710 on: August 21, 2010, 05:57:14 pm »

Snikrot is an Ork Kommando Boss, who survived fifty years on a hostile planet armed only with a pair of swords.
And a a gang of Kommandos to help him do it.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #711 on: August 21, 2010, 06:33:39 pm »

Considering the Might is Right mentality of Ork hierarchy, having other Kommandos around him is just a formality
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #712 on: August 21, 2010, 06:34:19 pm »

Snikrot is an Ork Kommando Boss, who survived fifty years on a hostile planet armed only with a pair of swords.
And a a gang of Kommandos to help him do it.

A gang of Kommandos also armed only with swords or similar.

Against Imperial Guardsmen with tanks and autocannons.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #713 on: August 21, 2010, 06:39:14 pm »

Snikrot is an Ork Kommando Boss, who survived fifty years on a hostile planet armed only with a pair of swords.
And a a gang of Kommandos to help him do it.

A gang of Kommandos also armed only with swords or similar.

Against Imperial Guardsmen with tanks and autocannons.
And Space Marines, with rapid fire minture armor piercing explosive rocket gun and chainswords.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #714 on: August 21, 2010, 06:44:12 pm »

I would expect orks to clot their ooze pretty quickly, although, bear in mind, that the orks are supposed to be the ultimate weapon with the WHAAAAAGH!. Optimising them for that would leave them being a touch impractical without it...
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #715 on: August 21, 2010, 07:37:13 pm »

Does anyone want me to make the decision now, or would you rather keep arguing?
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #716 on: August 21, 2010, 08:07:53 pm »

Lets take a vote for it. If you want the argument to end, just post "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
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« Reply #717 on: August 21, 2010, 08:54:15 pm »

We could keep arguing forever, just do whatever you feel like...
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #718 on: August 21, 2010, 09:08:24 pm »

No no, Luke. It's five A's, then add one A for every extra 100 Orks present beyond the first 1,000. So in this case, it's just "WAAAAAGH!"
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]
« Reply #719 on: August 21, 2010, 09:14:31 pm »

WAAAAAGH!
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