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Author Topic: Fight to the Death: [ROUND SIX: TEX VS DR.CLEF]  (Read 57772 times)

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Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #420 on: July 27, 2010, 11:36:29 am »

Wall after wall of text there.  Not that that's a bad thing. 

Winner: Roy Mustang.  Detectives can't catch you if they're on fire. 

Next round would be Issac vrs Jonathan Gabriel, but the person who nominated Issac is on vacation, so that round's being delayed. 

So, next round:  Don Kanonji VERSUS Sam Vimes
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #421 on: July 27, 2010, 11:57:51 am »

...And I have no idea who these people are. Oh well, guess I'll just watch this one.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #422 on: July 27, 2010, 12:18:58 pm »

Sam Vimes? SAM VIMES?
 
Good gravy, I feel sorry for the poor little anime 12-year-old who's about to get a crossbow bolt in the gut and a cigar in the eye.
 
 EDIT: I just saw this guy. A Staff? A Cape? Works with the Undead?

There won't even be a STAIN ON THE GROUND when Vimes is done with him.

This is a curb stomp battle, my friends.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #423 on: July 27, 2010, 12:24:00 pm »

Your assumption leads to your downfall. Kanonji's staff is strong enough to kill a human with a single blow. Sam would have to be very agile and very lucky to avoid those blows. And GodLuggage help him if Don Kanonji's Ultimate Attack connects.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #424 on: July 27, 2010, 12:32:46 pm »

Don kills ghosts for a living.
On TV.
It makes them turn into more powerful ghosts.
Which he then kills.

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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #425 on: July 27, 2010, 12:42:44 pm »

Vimes has defeated an anchient and unearthly demon composed entirely of vengence, darkness, and rage with NOTHING BUT HIS SUB-CONCIOUS!
 
An anchient and incidentally very Dwarfy entity.
 
Oh, and let's not forget that an entire guild of incredibly skilled and professional killers hunted him for years as he went about his daily life, and they eventually gave up from his pure stubborn refusal to be killed.
 
This Donny boy is a movie star who'd probably even try to fight fair.
 
Vimes would probably hide in the shadows, say something like "This is a stronginthearm IV mark 4, the most powerful crossbow in the city. It could blow your head clean off..." and the breaking of anime bones would commence.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #426 on: July 27, 2010, 01:13:19 pm »

I have no knowledge of these characters, and thus can't really make much of an argument.

PS: I'm leaving on vacation for two weeks on the 30th, so could we do the round with Gilgamesh before then? I'd hate to miss it.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #427 on: July 27, 2010, 01:32:17 pm »

this must  be the weakest fight yet O.o
Don kills ghosts for a living.
On TV.
It makes them turn into more powerful ghosts.
Which he then kills.

He never kills any hollow.

Sam Vimes is the most hard boiled cop around. He WILL use dirty tricks . He simply fires a crossbow bolt into dons head and thats the end of it the end
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #428 on: July 27, 2010, 02:43:49 pm »

Vimes has defeated an anchient and unearthly demon composed entirely of vengence, darkness, and rage with NOTHING BUT HIS SUB-CONCIOUS!
 
An anchient and incidentally very Dwarfy entity.
 
Oh, and let's not forget that an entire guild of incredibly skilled and professional killers hunted him for years as he went about his daily life, and they eventually gave up from his pure stubborn refusal to be killed.
 
This Donny boy is a movie star who'd probably even try to fight fair.
 
Vimes would probably hide in the shadows, say something like "This is a stronginthearm IV mark 4, the most powerful crossbow in the city. It could blow your head clean off..." and the breaking of anime bones would commence.
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I clearly haven't read enough diskworld... what books is this guy in?
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #429 on: July 27, 2010, 02:50:33 pm »

alot of them! he is one of the top five most important characters! together with: Rincewind, Death and Lord Vetinari
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #430 on: July 27, 2010, 02:55:31 pm »

Ah. I've only read 5-6 of the diskworld books. And they were mainly about Rincewind and death.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #431 on: July 27, 2010, 03:09:39 pm »

I have no knowledge of these characters, and thus can't really make much of an argument.

PS: I'm leaving on vacation for two weeks on the 30th, so could we do the round with Gilgamesh before then? I'd hate to miss it.
All right.  That can be the next round. 
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #432 on: July 27, 2010, 03:20:48 pm »

Sam Vimes. He's just too badass to lose.
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #433 on: July 27, 2010, 03:25:46 pm »

Sam Vimes. Because of his wife, lady sibil
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Re: Fight to the Death: [ROUND FOUR: DON KANONJI VS SAM VIMES]
« Reply #434 on: July 27, 2010, 03:56:22 pm »

Sam Vimes. He's just too badass to lose.

These and Ochita's reasons are of no use and are little better than votes. I'm still researching the characters, though it seems to me that it's about even. Each can kill the other in a single hit, it just comes down to who will make first contact.
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