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Armok

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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #180 on: August 14, 2010, 03:51:56 pm »

He's Zeus. I'm pretty sure he did. I don't know if anyone wrote about it but that only means he wasn't caught.
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #181 on: August 14, 2010, 05:06:17 pm »

Bear in mind that his brother is the boss of the postvivification industry, I don't off-hand recall anything about Zeus not being allowed to visit...
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #182 on: August 14, 2010, 05:07:34 pm »

Yeah, the best part about dead people is that they don't self-immolate if they see Zeus naked, because they're already dead.
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #183 on: August 14, 2010, 11:28:44 pm »

I vote for going (politely) to zeus. In our true form, however. We don't want to offend the gods with our mask. And then off to egypt. People in trouble are easy to recruit. And Anubis is a badass.
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« Reply #184 on: August 14, 2010, 11:57:08 pm »

I vote for going (politely) to zeus. In our true form, however. We don't want to offend the gods with our mask. And then off to egypt. People in trouble are easy to recruit. And Anubis is a badass.
Osiris would be a great ally to have.


And maybe we could try not to screw up with the Egyptians? The Norse and Greeks don't seem too fond of us right now.
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #185 on: August 14, 2010, 11:58:05 pm »

Or we could piss off the entire Egytian Pantheon by going to Aton directly.
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« Reply #186 on: August 15, 2010, 12:24:21 am »

Or we could piss off the entire Egytian Pantheon by going to Aton directly.
that would get you smitten, brought back to 'life', and then smitten again. I'm sure akhenaten's having a wonderful time.
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #187 on: August 15, 2010, 12:26:10 am »

I think it would be "Smoten". Not sure though. But yeah, that would be a really bad idea.
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« Reply #188 on: August 15, 2010, 12:29:19 am »

I think it would be "Smoten". Not sure though. But yeah, that would be a really bad idea.
yeah, the word looks weird. but google says it's right.
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« Reply #189 on: August 15, 2010, 12:42:17 am »

But dude! Aton = Elohim = Jahve = YHVH. We can't lose, all we have to do is let him offer us a covenant (and hope he doesn't obliterate us should we break it). Plus I'm sure he'd approve of ascetic woman corpse psychopomps.
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« Reply #190 on: August 15, 2010, 11:34:41 am »

Zeus it is.

You follow Athena's quickly-disappearing shape up the godly city, flying and catching up with her just before you find Zeus.
You quickly shift into a male version of your current form, prompting an amused smile from Athena.

Zeus, master of the Greek pantheon and ruler of all Olympus, is found in the corner of a pillar-lined building. A woman stands in the shadows nearby, probably Hera. He looks pretty much exactly as you imagined, a robed man with white hair and a beard. You get on your knees, just to be sure.

' Lord Zeus. This Guide of the Dead has brought us news that makes me sure we should reconsider the Council's actions.' Athena begins, and you zone out as she tells Zeus about the Council's new power. Zeus seems thoughtful. Here steps out of the shadows, looking faintly surprised.
The discussion slowly dies away, and Zeus turns his attention to you.

' We seem to be heading to a war, then. But if we do and... and the consequences of this little conflict are as bad as I expect, I will make sure you and your entire kin are sent to the pits of Tartarus for all of eternity, to the last man. Do you understand me, little Guide?'

You manage a weak nod, and Zeus seems to forget your existance again.

' I want every single Olympian, Protogenoi-spawn and demigod on Olympus and beyond to meet me here as soon as possible. First, we need to look into the Egyptian's situation, and...'

Athena gestures you to leave, and you do as told. You shift back into your original form and decide to go to Hades now, to tell of your success. When you arrive, Hades is again nowhere to be seen. The shade guards approach you.

' Lord Hades had to leave. He instructed us to guide you to Charon.'

You follow them across the underworld, and, as you expected, to River Styx. Charon is a tall, lean robed figure. He's sitting his back on a rock on the Underworld-side of the river. Charon looks up as you approach, a grief-filled stare.

' Go away. The Bureaucracy's gone. I'm not leaving.' he says, then turns his gaze back at the ground. You sigh. Why can't anyone come with you right away?

' I'm not letting the Council abuse our power. Most of us survived, and I have the Valkyries on my side. And, the Greeks are going to war, so this place won't be safe for long anymore.' you tell Charon, who manages a weak smile in reply. ' Now that's impressive.' he says ' And the Valkyries on your side, eh? Still, I don't know. I never really liked working for the Bureaucracy.' he pauses, looking thoughtful. ' Alright. If you promise me we won't become another red tape-filled nightmare like the old Bureaucracy, I'm in.'

You nod and offer your hand, letting Charon pull himself up.

' Well, you got a place you want me to or...?'

Indeed. Should you return Charon to the others first, or go straight to the Egyptians or whoever?

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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #191 on: August 15, 2010, 12:20:40 pm »

Let's check on the Valkyries.

Who has the better relations with the egyptians, Norse or Greeks?
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Re: Psychopompos
« Reply #192 on: August 15, 2010, 12:29:03 pm »

I say we pay the essenceborn a visit. Mainly because I want to know who they are.
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« Reply #193 on: August 15, 2010, 12:37:22 pm »

Who has the better relations with the egyptians, Norse or Greeks?

Neither of them.  That's what you get when you have different groups of immensely powerful and arrogant beings. Every pantheon thinks they're much more powerful than the others and looks down on them. They used to fight, but then laws were made to stop that. (Hasn't anyone wondered why only the Greeks, Egyptians and the Norse exist of all the real-world pantheons?)

Why did you want to know anyhow?
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« Reply #194 on: August 15, 2010, 01:13:22 pm »

for the rep of having a person you like, to be near me, so by associations we alredy like each other...
or something like that...
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