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[Karnewarrior]

I've just started ignoring his posts.

[JoshuaFH]

It's not like there's anything wrong with him. His post history has him posting completely normal in game threads, but backwards everywhere else.

So the jig is up RAM!

[Pandarsenic]

If he wanted us to read what he was saying he would type normally, so I just don't read what he puts in backwards.

[Qmarx]

Trust me, you don't want to grab these pills: SCP-876

Ah yes, the element changing pills. You don't want too eat those if you know what's good for you.

I dunno, turning polonium into helium sounds like a good deal to me

[DJ]

I'm thinking about writing an SCP story, about a D-class guy who just won't die. He doesn't regenerate, doesn't resist injury and is generally a normal human being, but has incredible luck that keeps him alive. Bullets miss him, nooses break, 682 trips over it's feet when it tries to attack him, that kind of thing. Anything like this already there?

[cerapa]

I'm thinking about writing an SCP story, about a D-class guy who just won't die. He doesn't regenerate, doesn't resist injury and is generally a normal human being, but has incredible luck that keeps him alive. Bullets miss him, nooses break, 682 trips over it's feet when it tries to attack him, that kind of thing. Anything like this already there?

I think he would get classified as an SCP.

[dragnar]

I'm thinking about writing an SCP story, about a D-class guy who just won't die. He doesn't regenerate, doesn't resist injury and is generally a normal human being, but has incredible luck that keeps him alive. Bullets miss him, nooses break, 682 trips over it's feet when it tries to attack him, that kind of thing. Anything like this already there?

I think he would get classified as an SCP.

Probably. I'd call him "rincewind".

[PTTG??]

Indeed, there is exactly that one.
He's now an SCP artifact. He was arrested for apparently cheating, and his incredible luck overlapped into him surviving every keter-level object he was assigned to.

[Creamcorn]

I'm thinking about writing an SCP story, about a D-class guy who just won't die. He doesn't regenerate, doesn't resist injury and is generally a normal human being, but has incredible luck that keeps him alive. Bullets miss him, nooses break, 682 trips over it's feet when it tries to attack him, that kind of thing. Anything like this already there?

Here ya go!

[Jopax]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387

BEST!
SCP!
EVER!
EVER!

Also, i have an idea for an SCP, but it would be something like the Red Pool, more of a location anomaly than an artifact itself
An ordinary junkyard from the outside, but possibly endles inside, inhabited by humanoid robots made of scrap parts that sort out the junk with strange craft coming from orbit to dump it there, in addition the junk all seems to come from human fiction materials

[Realmfighter]

How would they react to the clay army men?

[dragnar]

How would they react to the clay army men?

Experiment 387-e: Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED].

Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch

Not well probably...

Edit: quotefail.

[Realmfighter]

WE MUST GO TO THEIR FORUMS AND DEMAND SOMEONE WRITE A STORY ABOUT IT.

[PTTG??]

The physical presence of both entities- the clay and the legos- would be entirely destroyed in the massive war that would be sure to follow. The two forces that animate both entites, however, would remain. They would be weak, and would most likely merge. Something with the ability to form endless masses of material like the lego, and the enduring agressive behavior of the clay would form, and it would soon find some new outlet. Perhaps it would animate earth and stone. Perhaps it would find a drop of blood and focus around it. We cannot know for sure what such an entity would be.
 
What we do know is that it would be very agressive, and even the smallest amount, self-contained, would grow into an unlimited quantity.
 
So, unless you want to be chased around Site-17 by swarms of ten-foot tall miscelania elementals, don't introduce the legos to the clay.

[Jopax]

So instead of sleeping i have been going trough the archives, and i have an idea concerning two SCP's
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423
Fred, the self inserting charachter and
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-826
The story creating things, this could produce interesting results, meeting him and experimenting with his resilience and origins, even his abilities