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[Tarran]

Warning: All text is capitalized, because I wanted it to be. Likely because I'm somewhat bored. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, OKAY?

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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-267

THEY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO MOVE.

THEN THEY TAKE YOU TO THEIR COLONY.

THEY MAKE YOU HAVE TUMORS.

THEN TAKE THEM OFF AND EAT THEM.

WHILE YOU'RE STILL LIVING.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-288

MIND CONTROL RINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU AN AWESOME HUSBAND/WIFE IF YOU WEAR THEM.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-150

THEY GIVE YOU AWESOME NATURAL ARMOR ON A BODY PART.

THEN THEY MAKE YOU LOSE THAT BODY PART.

THEY THEN REPEAT IT UNTIL YOUR TORSO IS ALL THAT'S LEFT.

THEN THEY KILL YOU.

[RAM]

Lawful Evil

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Alright, first:

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Entry 13: At 06:35 on █/█/2009, Field Researcher Norman was found hanging from the ceiling of SCP-028's containment chamber by a chain, swinging through it repeatedly. It isn't clear how long he had been there, how he got there, or how severely his exposure damaged his mind, but when the medical staff at Site-██ were able to awaken him, he repeated the words "I know" every few seconds until one of the doctors asked what he knew, to which he replied "everything" before passing out. At 19:36, Norman woke up screaming and has not stopped since. Medical staff are unsure when or if Norman will be able to return to work, and classifying him as SCP-028-2 for study is currently in discussion by O5 staff. It has been noted by cleaning staff that they've not had to service Dr. English's office since █/█/2009.

And second, that is still Lawful Evil. They are simply following the laws of the SCP Foundation, and the Prank War begins with 05 setting ground rules for the whole thing. Said whole thing fulfills the evil part.

[Omegastick]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076

While it has been confirmed that SCP-076-2 has no need to eat, subject has shown that it can eat, and enjoys the action, usually preferring roasted and seasoned meat and heavy alcohol.

Crap, it's a Russian!

[Creamcorn]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076

While it has been confirmed that SCP-076-2 has no need to eat, subject has shown that it can eat, and enjoys the action, usually preferring roasted and seasoned meat and heavy alcohol.

Crap, it's a Russian!

It may be Arabic or something.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076

While it has been confirmed that SCP-076-2 has no need to eat, subject has shown that it can eat, and enjoys the action, usually preferring roasted and seasoned meat and heavy alcohol.

Crap, it's a Russian!

It may be Arabic or something.

No, he's definitely Mesopotamian. Almost the same thing, but still. He would be used to cured, smoked meat and alcohol that kills lesser men. Although, the lack of intrest in women doesn't really fit...

[optimumtact]

No, he's definitely Mesopotamian. Almost the same thing, but still. He would be used to cured, smoked meat and alcohol that kills lesser men. Although, the lack of intrest in women doesn't really fit...

Maybe he's interested in other men? Like a greek.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Maybe he's interested in other men? Like a greek.

The article claimed he had no intrest in sexuality at all, if memory serves.

[SolarShado]

Maybe he's interested in other men? Like a greek.

The article claimed he had no intrest in sexuality at all, if memory serves.

He's... no, not a sadist... pretty sure it says somewhere he has no interest in torturing/causing pain... just killing, or fighting "worthy opponents"...

[optimumtact]

Maybe he's interested in other men? Like a greek.

The article claimed he had no intrest in sexuality at all, if memory serves.

He's... no, not a sadist... pretty sure it says somewhere he has no interest in torturing/causing pain... just killing, or fighting "worthy opponents"...

Thats a shame, he would have liked Dwarf Fortress if he was. Maybe Cacame would be a worthy opponent.

[SolarShado]

hmm.... isn't there an SCP that could be used to bring fictional characters to life...

The bookends! (too lazy to look up the number atm)

[Creamcorn]

hmm.... isn't there an SCP that could be used to bring fictional characters to life...

The bookends! (too lazy to look up the number atm)

This? Personally I'd put in Half Life Full life consequences for the hell of it.

[PTTG??]

I'm thinking I'd put a book with Bob in it in there. Meet him in person.

Hey, maybe that's where Bob came from! Some kind of overuse of the bookends!

[Karnewarrior]

What about a book with a Gary Stu?

[Qmarx]

Best retrieval log ever:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/retrieval-log-db-503-b