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Leafsnail

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #300 on: July 22, 2010, 08:26:01 pm »
Y'know... I am really weird, even by SCP standards.  Something about the way I mess with people's mind to the extent that even the article about me becomes bizarre is vaguely disturbing, even if I'm only rated "Euclid".  Still, I'm probably the world's most dangerous toaster.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #301 on: July 22, 2010, 08:36:03 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on July 22, 2010, 08:26:01 pm
Y'know... I am really weird, even by SCP standards.  Something about the way I mess with people's mind to the extent that even the article about me becomes bizarre is vaguely disturbing, even if I'm only rated "Euclid".  Still, I'm probably the world's most dangerous toaster.
Really? The SCP Toaster is not that strange, man. Or dangerous.
((Addendum 04a: AI seems to be immune to the effects of that SCP.
Addendum 04b: Do not say that SCPs number or name in person.))
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #302 on: July 22, 2010, 08:52:10 pm »
So... You're an AI?

Wow, I feel so un-advanced.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #303 on: July 22, 2010, 08:57:05 pm »
I really don't think I'm all that amazing, by SCP standards.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #304 on: July 22, 2010, 09:00:13 pm »
No, actually that was the AI I based off some random agent. I'm just Agent [REDACTED]
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #305 on: July 22, 2010, 09:05:19 pm »
And yet there's something odd about the way I warp your mind without you even noticing...

294 is pretty interesting.  I guess it'll go up against 682 soon enough.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #306 on: July 22, 2010, 09:10:53 pm »
Goddammit I just re-read my post and it seems I am having an effect on my mind. Goddamn me.

(I just had to).
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #307 on: July 22, 2010, 09:16:03 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on July 22, 2010, 09:10:53 pm
(I just had to).
But is that you or me talking?
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #308 on: July 22, 2010, 09:28:14 pm »
Critical overload. IT IS US.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #309 on: July 22, 2010, 09:29:16 pm »
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DELVE TOO DEEP INTO THE FOUNDATION. DEAR FOUNDER, WHY.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #310 on: July 22, 2010, 09:29:59 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on July 22, 2010, 09:05:19 pm
And yet there's something odd about the way I warp your mind without you even noticing...

294 is pretty interesting.  I guess it'll go up against 682 soon enough.

They tried. They asked for "A cup of something that could destroy SCP-682".

There where no survivors.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #311 on: July 22, 2010, 09:33:39 pm »
Yeah, but imagine you did the same thing while at the site housing 682...

Uh, that'd be problematic, I guess.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #312 on: July 22, 2010, 09:37:10 pm »
Dear Foundation,
May I please request that you ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of MSH. Inc. due to the fact they are using several possible SCP Objects as business boon? It is possible that they may even be The Factory.
Signed, Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #313 on: July 22, 2010, 09:42:27 pm »
Oh, Phantom, you're so silly! Ha, Ha, Ha! Shut up. Such funny jokes all the time. Wake up with a knife in your throat. No, no, I do not deal in any such objects. Although I do deal in scary Italian men with baseball bats named Vinny, and you'll soon know why, Phantom.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #314 on: July 22, 2010, 09:45:05 pm »
Dear Foundation,
Oh right, I killed some italian guy called Vinny a few days ago, he tried selling something to Kondraki. Something about a modification that makes his cameras flash lethal.
And I have verified that MSH Inc. is the Factory, because the hitman they sent to me had a The Factory tag on him. He was a clone.
Signed, Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]
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