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[Criptfeind]

Oh I loved that one.

[Schilcote]

Head Researcher: Dr. Bright
Test Item(s): Dr. Bright, Access to a standard Foundation research laboratory
SCP-2383-J Color: White
Test Results: [REDACTED]

The next person to comment "Science for the Science god" is getting demoted. - Dr. Aeish

[warhammer651]

2) Telling new researchers that you can tame 682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.

3) No longer allowed to challenge Abel to unwinnable games like tic-tac-toe. It was three weeks before Abel conceded a draw.

[JoshuaFH]

682 may just exist for the sole purpose of messing with the Foundation.

My favorite kill attempt on 682 is

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

when they lure him into a literally fictional world created by one of the other SCP's via it interpretting a short story detailing something that is infact capable of killing him. 682 does battle with it, escapes the fictional world, and the short story that originally created the world had expanded into a 200+ page novel detailing the fight.

[Phantom]

I've always wondered what 682 to would tastelike. Wait What? Goddamn my old habits.

Anyway, does anybody know when the Foundation was founded?
Or where all the files on "The Chaos Insurgency" and "Nobody" are?
Because I want to find out for no damn reason.

[Schilcote]

Anyway, does anybody know when the Foundation was founded?

Read Dr. Gears' proposal for SCP-001.

Sample 887-1111: The musical score for "SCP Foundation, The Musical"

Personally, I think we should try to sell this to Broadway. I mean, really; how else are you going to see Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef belting out a duet about SCP-682's eating habits? -Dr. Edison

This I want to see.

[warhammer651]

Sample 887-1111: The musical score for "SCP Foundation, The Musical"

Personally, I think we should try to sell this to Broadway. I mean, really; how else are you going to see Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef belting out a duet about SCP-682's eating habits? -Dr. Edison

This I want to see.

This

[Duuvian]

Painted on the side is the motto, in large capital letters, "When in doubt, launch into the sun" (which some feel can never match the flair of the SCP's old creed, "Into the fiery orb with ye").

That's my new favorite article.

[Pandarsenic]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507

The interview and addendum 507-01 are amazings.

Also, because nobody seems to have posted it yet (unless I missed it): http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231

[dragnar]

"Into the fiery orb with ye" has got to be the most awesome motto ever.

[Criptfeind]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507

The interview and addendum 507-01 are amazings.

Also, because nobody seems to have posted it yet (unless I missed it): http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231

If there was only a way to keep his alive long enough that may be a way to get rid of that damn lizard.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I find 682's apparent favorite food transformed into a heart-stopper odd.

10 kg of rotten meat and sharpened bone splinters, 10 L of rancid mayonnaise, 1 L potassium cyanide, and 1 kg morphine hydrochloride, combined into a solid mass then transmuted via SCP-807

The thing considers cyanide and morphine to be normal food, to say nothing of the spoiled meat and mayonnaise. Perhaps the Foundation is going about getting rid of it the wrong way. It's from outside our universe at the least, so things work strangely for it. Perhaps they can kill it by treating in a way we would consider healthy and good.

[Tarran]

I wonder what would happen if 682 was cloned and both were put in the same room. Likely something interesting.

[Criptfeind]

I wonder what would happen if 682 was cloned and both were put in the same room. Likely something interesting.

They cut it in half and it turned into two. They had a stare down until they were interpreted and than they started killing everybody. When one got hurt a lot the other ate it.

Perhaps they can kill it by treating in a way we would consider healthy and good.

Maybe... on the other hand being nice to it will entail killing all life on earth.

[dragnar]

The tickle monster almost worked on it... almost. Then there was a wave of laughter induced death. 682 was happy for a while though!