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[SolarShado]

Anyone familiar with http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com? I started reading it today and WOW... that is some weird stuff. Some pretty cool stuff  in there too.

It's a "wiki" about a (huge) collection of mysterious objects, some are fairly mundane, others... not so much. Some are humanoid/sentient, and vary from "friendly" to "if-it-moves-I-kill-it".

Here's the best one I've come across: SCP-093
(on the surface, it's just a disk with an odd affinity for mirrors, but if a person holds it, they can pass through the mirror, into a seriously weird alternate dimension)
read the test logs in order, then the "recovered materials" page

I have to say, that's by far the most developed "story" in the site (that i've found so far), but there's a fair few "wat?"s to be had.
Another good one (not really a story, but quite amusing) SCP-914's Experiment log

[Phantom]

I read it a fair amount.
I believe Strife has too, and a few times when we were bored waiting for Squeegy we did a 2nd rate roleplay.

Now a challenge.
Someone come up with a way to kill 682, but if the next person finds away to logically disprove it they could suggest something else.
I say we introduce some of the extremely disliked GOC agents to it.

[Criptfeind]

I thought 682 can not be destroyed.

Maybe something that has something like the tooth brush? Or a air drop on to 001?

[Realmfighter]

We pour a thousands tons of molten steel on him.

[Criptfeind]

How? What? Why?

What makes you think something as trifling as that will even hurt him?

[Tarran]

I love SCP. Simply love it.

That is all I can say about it, really.

Someone come up with a way to kill 682, but if the next person finds away to logically disprove it they could suggest something else.
I say we introduce some of the extremely disliked GOC agents to it.

I'd just send 682 into a black hole. Even if 682 doesn't die, he can't escape.

We pour a thousands tons of molten steel on him.

He survived flying into the sun. I doubt that would kill him. And I'm quite sure (even though I haven't read about it) the SCP foundation tried depriving 682 of oxygen.

[Phantom]

Hey, you're not the O5 class here.

Also I remember a report from somewhere about 682 and black holes.

result: Inconclusive. While 682 was successfully launched into the event horizon of a black hole, it eventually reappeared outside the launch center, albeit exhausted and compressed to a much smaller size. Subject was easily subdued and returned to containment while in this state; it recovered soon afterward, and was observed to have a much higher density.

[Criptfeind]

Why can he not escape from a black hole? He will just evolve to be able to resist its gravity and than fly out like a billion times stronger than ever before.

He is like a Obi wan kenobi (fire fox knows Obi and wan but not kenobi...) that lives up to his promises of getting stronger.

Oh hey look:

result: Inconclusive. While 682 was successfully launched into the event horizon of a black hole, it eventually reappeared outside the launch center, albeit exhausted and compressed to a much smaller size. Subject was easily subdued and returned to containment while in this state; it recovered soon afterward, and was observed to have a much higher density.

Ninja'd

Hey, you're not the O5 class here.

Who?

[Phantom]

Hey, you're not the O5 class here.

Who?

You did not read enough of the SCP wiki to understand. Or paid attention to some of the logs.
Such as when it says...
Blah blah blah blah ~ Dr. Kondraki/Bright/Clef/Gears/Agent Dmitri Strelinikov/Dr. Rights/ O5-_
You know.

[Tarran]

Oh. I either never read that before or I forgot. Mind if I ask where that is displayed?

Hmmmm...

Shoot him randomly into space in a course that doesn't collide with any galaxy, star, or planet at the speed of light?

Hey, you're not the O5 class here.

Who?

You did not read enough of the SCP wiki to understand. Or paid attention to some of the logs.
Such as when it says...
Blah blah blah blah ~ Dr. Kondraki/Bright/Clef/Gears/Agent Dmitri Strelinikov/Dr. Rights/ O5-_
You know.

You're a O5 class? Really?

[Phantom]

Hey, you're not the O5 class here.

Who?

You did not read enough of the SCP wiki to understand. Or paid attention to some of the logs.
Such as when it says...
Blah blah blah blah ~ Dr. Kondraki/Bright/Clef/Gears/Agent Dmitri Strelinikov/Dr. Rights/ O5-_
You know.

You're a O5 class? Really?

That, sir, is [REDACTED]

(Also you're asking for where what is displayed?)

[Criptfeind]

I meant who did you say that too, I (think) I know what a O5 is (they are like the big behind the seen leaders of SCP right?) On the other hand yes I have not read the site much.

[Phantom]

Shit I forgot who I meant that for.
I think I meant it for you and Tarran.

[Criptfeind]

████████ [REDACTED] with a fish [DATA EXPUNGED]?

[Phantom]

?
I don't know what you're babbling about the [REDACTED] SCP for so I am sending 25 D-Class agents and a turned GOC agent to contain you for evaluation.
And possible testing.