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Tarran

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #315 on: July 22, 2010, 09:52:56 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on July 22, 2010, 09:16:03 pm
Quote from: Tarran on July 22, 2010, 09:10:53 pm
(I just had to).
But is that you or me talking?
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MIINNNDDDSSCCCRRREEEWWWWW!

But yeah. It's me talking.

I think.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #316 on: July 22, 2010, 09:56:52 pm »
Your reports have not gone unnoticed, Agent [REDACTED]. We have Able and Company heading there as we speak. Expect a payraise. Or a free dosage of SCP-500, to be used whenever you want. Your choice.

-Dr. Alto Clef

P.S: If you wish to continue working for the Foundation, Agent [REDACTED], please do not use these forums to type up your notes. Thank god I play SCP-795 too, or your report would have been for nothing!
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #317 on: July 22, 2010, 10:00:15 pm »
Alright, now this got a bit lame.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #318 on: July 22, 2010, 10:02:23 pm »
Also there was a GOC group scheduling an assault on Site 19 for tomorrow. They're over hiding by Site 17. Don't worry, these forumites don't know where it is.
-Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]


Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 10:00:15 pm
Alright, now this got a bit lame.
I know. I like creating Stale Jokes out of this shit.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #319 on: July 22, 2010, 10:03:25 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on July 22, 2010, 09:56:52 pm
Your reports have not gone unnoticed, Agent [REDACTED]. We have Able and Company heading there as we speak. Expect a payraise. Or a free dosage of SCP-500, to be used whenever you want. Your choice.

-Dr. Alto Clef

P.S: If you wish to continue working for the Foundation, Agent [REDACTED], please do not use these forums to type up your notes. Thank god I play SCP-795 too, or your report would have been for nothing!

Dear Dr Alto Clef: SCP-795 does not exist. Do you need to go to a mental ward again? I hope not, they're damn expensive.

-Agent Tarran.

PS: Do you have access to SCP-113? I need it for... Things. If you know what I mean.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #320 on: July 22, 2010, 10:12:30 pm »
Hey, just because your shitty level 2 security pass can't access that SCP, does not make it unexisting.
-Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]
PS: Wait, I thought we were testing 113 on 682 today.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #321 on: July 22, 2010, 10:21:28 pm »
Everyone who was going to expose SCP 682 to 113 simultaneously died. We expect they died of fear. Despite the fact that all we've told about 682 was it's SCP number and class.

- Agent Tarran.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #322 on: July 22, 2010, 10:34:51 pm »
Agent, there is a SCP-795. Since you obviously do not have the clearance to view it, I'll tear it off the page for you. O-5 won't like it, but hell, it's not like it's a serious security breach. What're they gonna do, throw me in with 173 again?

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Item #: SCP-795

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: As of Incident I-705-a, no special containment procedures for SCP-795 are needed. SCP-795-1 is to be monitored at all times, however.

Description: SCP-795 is a computer program of dizzying complexity. The program, titled "Dwarf Fortress", has been shown to be highly addictive. Although removal of this addiction is possible, it's described as painful and frightening. It doesn't seem to matter if the subject actually interacts with SCP-795, only that they have the ability. It is best equated to a long-time cocaine addict deciding to go "cold turkey".
 A more obvious supernatural property of SCP-795 is that it was created in record time. The man who created SCP-795, henceforth referred to as SCP-795-1, has no memory of the early stages of SCP-795's creation, with memory clearing as the current time goes on. The game was created in under 10 years, with such startling complexity as an eyelid system,  tissue layers, and a fully active history generator. How this was accomplished is still a mystery, with the amount of code too large to write by any human without supernatural ability. As of this time, SCP-795-1 has shown no other ability beyond a good grasp of coding. He remains unable to replicate the speed of his earlier feat.
 As of Incident I-795-a, SCP-795 is no longer in foundation custody. It has been deemed "too much work for too little gain" to recover SCP-795 from every computer holding it, and as such has been released to the public.


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Dr. Clef, if you attempt to release this article to the public again, I will personally toss you in 173's containment and shut off the lights.
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GODDAMNIT I WILL FEED YOU TO 682 IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN
-O-5

Of course, this forum doesn't allow for the proper formatting, but what the hell. Kondraki always says to live dangerously. And this is about as dangerous as I like to be.

-Dr. Alto Clef
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #323 on: July 22, 2010, 10:38:58 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on July 22, 2010, 10:34:51 pm
What're they gonna do, throw me in with 173 again?
-Dr. Alto Clef
*Cough*
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GODDAMNIT I WILL FEED YOU TO 682 IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN
-O-5
-Agent Tarran.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #324 on: July 22, 2010, 10:42:32 pm »
OH. OH DEAR.

-Dr. Alto Cle
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #325 on: July 22, 2010, 10:43:45 pm »
Someone needs to get on the site and start posting lots of in jokes from our forum.

It must be done.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #326 on: July 22, 2010, 11:44:44 pm »
The D classes are the one thing that really puts me off a bit. Given the rate the SCP runs through them, they can't ALL be evil sociopathic sadists. Obviously, especially not the criminals with 'minor offences' and civilians. :(
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #327 on: July 22, 2010, 11:46:40 pm »
What made you think they are?
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #328 on: July 22, 2010, 11:47:22 pm »
Look, the Foundation are Lawful Evil bastards. Trust me, what they do with D-Classes is one of the lesser atrocites they commit.
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Re: SCP-XXX
« Reply #329 on: July 22, 2010, 11:48:18 pm »
Where they get the D class... not so much.
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