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sadron

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My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« on: July 16, 2010, 04:04:58 pm »
In my current Fortress, all of my cats and kittens have been adopting our local blacksmith, one by one. He now has a small entourage of cats following him around when they're not off doing other stuff. I fear he may become one of those crazy cat ladies.
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 04:11:53 pm »
Ah, you must not have heard of catsplosions then...
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Only in dwarven culture is alcohol poisoning a death worthed investigating, while being impaled through several toes, a eye, and a thumb from a spiraling water[3] is not.  Because everyone knows, the only way a dwarf could get alcohol poisoning is if someone put poison into the alcohol.

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 04:32:33 pm »
What does catsplosions have to do with all of my cats getting attached to one particular dwarf? I know what catsplosions are >.>
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 04:39:27 pm »
Oh, you know then.  :P  I would personally locked him up and atomsmash the kittens.

Maybe he likes cats?  I know that when you set animals to be adopted that only people who likes the animals (For their haunting moos, strength, what have you).  Check his preferences?

Or it might be a fluke.  The cats smelt weakness and pounced.
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Only in dwarven culture is alcohol poisoning a death worthed investigating, while being impaled through several toes, a eye, and a thumb from a spiraling water[3] is not.  Because everyone knows, the only way a dwarf could get alcohol poisoning is if someone put poison into the alcohol.

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 04:59:59 pm »
Cages, THEY ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS WHEN MADE FROM THE RIGHT STUFF.

'b' 'j' 'a' EVERY EFFING CAT.
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 05:14:03 pm »
It's alright, I can slaughter the extras before they attach to someone for meat. Still, I have a picture of a crazy-eyed dwarf with bedraggled clothing and cats nesting in his long beard. Sibrek Nebélastesh, the crazy cat dwarf.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 05:17:56 pm by sadron »
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 05:16:13 pm »
How skilled is this blacksmith?
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 05:18:13 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on July 16, 2010, 05:16:13 pm
How skilled is this blacksmith?
He's currently a legendary metalsmith.
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 05:28:39 pm »
This actually happens quite often to me, really annoying, but also convenient to kill them off.

He's actually worth something. Probably don't want to kill him then. Use one of the many cat killing options. One really simple one is putting a lever at the end of a hallway that alternates spikes and tightly closed doors. Set the lever onto repeat with only the blacksmith set to use it. He goes in, cats follow, they get killed.
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 05:35:18 pm »
It's not too many cats yet, but it will be if I don't keep an eye on them. Still it can be quite amusing.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 05:42:22 pm »
You need to give this man some personal happiness boosters beforehand though. Dead pets are serious mood killers. Let him lounge in a royal bedroom for a season or two before you let loose the catricide.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 05:47:04 pm »
Legendary dining rooms solve all of your depression-related problems.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 06:07:38 pm »
Not forty-seven of them at once. I know from experience.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 06:13:53 pm »
My dining halls always tend to be legendary.
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Re: My Blacksmith becoming the crazy cat lady.
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 06:18:38 pm »
Just get a nice statue garden and zoo. Put them near each other, and build artifacts in the hallway leading to them. Or even put the artifacts in the meeting places. Waterfalls solve a lot of problems as well. And create some too...
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