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[C4lv1n]

FATAL, tried to play a game for teh lulz...

Didn't even get through character creation.

[Stworca]

TES4 : Oblivion.

It was all fun and games, until level scaling kicked in, the two hired voice actors talked all 591105910 npc lines (or was it one actor and IVONA for female?) and close 23701 oblivion gates quest called "Aid for Bruma".
Screw you, i'm going to play Morrowind.

[Tellemurius]

FATAL, tried to play a game for teh lulz...

Didn't even get through character creation.

Know where i can find a copy?

[Rex_Nex]

TES4 : Oblivion.

It was all fun and games, until level scaling kicked in, the two hired voice actors talked all 591105910 npc lines (or was it one actor and IVONA for female?) and close 23701 oblivion gates quest called "Aid for Bruma".
Screw you, i'm going to play Morrowind.

What? I can see you being disappointed by it, but labeling it as one of the worst? I LOVED Oblivion, had 500 hour chars in a vanilla copy on my Xbox, didn't even have the expansions. Damn, that was fun.

One of the worst I've played is "Clive Barker's Jericho"

[Krelian]

TES4 : Oblivion.

It was all fun and games, until level scaling kicked in, the two hired voice actors talked all 591105910 npc lines (or was it one actor and IVONA for female?) and close 23701 oblivion gates quest called "Aid for Bruma".
Screw you, i'm going to play Morrowind.

What? I can see you being disappointed by it, but labeling it as one of the worst? I LOVED Oblivion, had 500 hour chars in a vanilla copy on my Xbox, didn't even have the expansions. Damn, that was fun.

whatttt? playing oblivion.... WITHOUT MODS?? how could you endure that!

[Yoink]

Um. Oblivion might have had a completely retarded plot, like, bash your-head-against-the-5000th-generic-limestone-wall retarded, but you cannot deny that running around as an orc murderising people with a big axe was awesome fun. Especially since there are so few fantasy/medieval games out there-Decent ones at least.

[ed boy]

FATAL, tried to play a game for teh lulz...

Didn't even get through character creation.

Know where i can find a copy?

Here.. Be warned, this is about as NSFW as it gets.

[Empty]

FATAL, tried to play a game for teh lulz...

Didn't even get through character creation.

Know where i can find a copy?

Here.. Be warned, this is about as NSFW as it gets.

Ah yeah Fatal.
The game where you have to figure out how big of an object can penetrate your behind to play.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Should any anus be stretched beyond the limit as determined by the table below, which differs from anus to anus, the orifice will rip to accommodate the incoming object."
— excerpt from the manual

Spoilered for naughty words.

This is the most insane table top game I've ever read about. You should read the tvtropes page on it.

Edit.
Oh god they even made a theme song.
It's hilariously disturbing.
Link

[jnecros]

OMFG Fatal...never heard of it, and now wish I had not..thanks guys lol

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Even the squick has its own sub-squick: Modifiers when calculating a character's Vaginal Circumference Potential include +1d20 if slut, +5 if old aged, and -95 if infant"

note "Infant"...

lol, is this the table top version of Hellmoo?

[Angel Of Death]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Even the squick has its own sub-squick: Modifiers when calculating a character's Vaginal Circumference Potential include +1d20 if slut, +5 if old aged, and -95 if infant"

note "Infant"...

That game sounds interesting...

It's not that bad, is it?

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Even the squick has its own sub-squick: Modifiers when calculating a character's Vaginal Circumference Potential include +1d20 if slut, +5 if old aged, and -95 if infant"

note "Infant"...

That game sounds interesting...

It's not that bad, is it?

It's been called one of the worst tabletop games, or games in general, of all time. So no, probably not that bad.

[Virtz]

If someone translated it to a cRPG, I'd totally play it.

[Krelian]

OMG... I lost the last hr or so reading random stuff of the manual... I just cant belive this... I mean... such horrendous level of depth (of gameplay, not anus or vagina)... its like... purposely made to be unfun-.... but.. ~900 pages? and like hundreds of professions and statics...  I mean, the amount of work invested... its like the creator of the game really thought he was making the most awesome thing ever. Its like 3 times your average role playing manual out there. I think people would need like 3 sessions only to complete the characters LOL

[Dutchling]

The worst game I've ever played is probably Saints Row 2.
Besides earning respect by wearing bra's the steering was horrible and that's pretty much what you do half of the game.

[Angel Of Death]

The worst game I've ever played is probably Saints Row 2.
Besides earning respect by wearing bra's the steering was horrible and that's pretty much what you do half of the game.

What?

The steering was fine for me.