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[Jackrabbit]

That's true.

Moving on.

[chaoticag]

Does anyone know for how long they kept saying the US is going to fall if it doesn't repent? That would be a nice thing to know.

[dwarfguy2]

OKAY CULT OF TOADY ONE WHO'S WITH ME.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Does anyone know for how long they kept saying the US is going to fall if it doesn't repent? That would be a nice thing to know.

I would assume for the entirety of US history.

OKAY CULT OF TOADY ONE WHO'S WITH ME.

In.

[dwarfguy2]

Does anyone know for how long they kept saying the US is going to fall if it doesn't repent? That would be a nice thing to know.

I would assume for the entirety of American history.

OKAY CULT OF TOADY ONE WHO'S WITH ME.

In.

great! you write his bible, i'll get the fliers and missionary robe!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Does anyone know for how long they kept saying the US is going to fall if it doesn't repent? That would be a nice thing to know.

Located in Topeka, Kansas, United States, its first public service was held on the afternoon of Sunday, November 27, 1955.

There you are.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Aw man, I suck at writing religious scripture.

[Astramancer]

The unfortunate thing about any extreme belief (and fundies aren't the only one) is that you can't discourse with them, because they'll ignore you.  You can't argue with them, because they'll scream at you.  And you can't attack them, because you'll validate them.

So, really, ignoring them until they do something where you're defending is probably the best way.

That, and get giant signs with sexual images on them and just take the public indecency charges/fines on the off chance they'll actually choke on their own epileptic bile.

[dwarfguy2]

Aw man, I suck at writing religious scripture.

just slap together some sort of mad, fanatic praise to our great lord like most cults do.

[x2yzh9]

I'd love to meet Jesus. Not even necessarily as a "Welcome to heaven, enjoy the booze" sort of deal. I'd just like to talk with the man Christians now worship, whether he is man or God, and just ask him "What do you think of the terrible things people have done in your name?"

Sometimes I wonder what Heaven will be like. Probably not a crazy stewie sex party from Family Guy though, but hopefully not.. I mean, Über religious where it's just praising da' lord. Just ya' know, having fun. That makes me think, what if heaven has the internet?

[Jackrabbit]

The unfortunate thing about any extreme belief (and fundies aren't the only one) is that you can't discourse with them, because they'll ignore you.  You can't argue with them, because they'll scream at you.  And you can't attack them, because you'll validate them.

So, really, ignoring them until they do something where you're defending is probably the best way.

That, and get giant signs with sexual images on them and just take the public indecency charges/fines on the off chance they'll actually choke on their own epileptic bile.

Did you see that thing in France where an artist got two women to walk around Paris nude and the police just advised them not to leave the main streets for their own safety?

I wish you could do that in Westboro (is that an actual place or just their name?) just on the off chance that their minds explode.

[chaoticag]

Sometimes I wonder what Heaven will be like. Probably not a crazy stewie sex party from Family Guy though, but hopefully not.. I mean, Über religious where it's just praising da' lord. Just ya' know, having fun. That makes me think, what if heaven has the internet?

This might be what you are looking for:

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Although to be honest, they have, for some reason, eyewitness accounts.

[Jackrabbit]

Yeah, if there is a heaven, I'll see what it's like if I get there. I hope I do, anyway.

Whatever comes after death, I'm cool with it. Or rather, I have no idea what's going to come after death so it's either freak out or be cool with it and freaking out takes effort.

[Nikov]

Knowing God's poetic sense, I imagine heaven's pleasures are more of a return to simplicity and plenty than everyone being able to play TF2 with 0 ping.

[CJ1145]

Knowing God's poetic sense, I imagine heaven's pleasures are more of a return to simplicity and plenty than everyone being able to play TF2 with 0 ping.

Though if he let us do that, He'd be the coolest god ever.