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[warhammer651]

Warsch Hammerspielt's log, Nov 16.

Drink Log
Ships sunk 1

Beverage: 3:1 ratio of American Lager and Motor Oil

Effects: Initially negative. Experienced sweats and chills for the first 5 mins. Marked improvement in coordination observed by sailors for the next hour. Reported forgetfulness and [Redacted]

Notes: Tasted absolutely disgusting.. but oddly endearing. Four stars

Personal log

Another spell at sea. This time we took down a fishing vessel, but not much else. Not the most glorious of assignments, But high command seemed pleased enough. I have been forced to find the crews of other vessels when it comes to gambling. The young pups have wizened up to my methods.

[Phantom]

Journal of Radioman Klauss Austerlitz
November 17th, 1939
We attacked and sank a bunch of English Fishermen. I took a peek and it seems they didn't use the lifeboats.
Or they didn't have any.
I'm gonna go send a message to my friend in Finland to send some condolences to the families of those idiots.

Meanwhile, I've caught goddamn Warsch cheating and I got my 200 marks back. Then I got some of the other poor kriegsmarine bastards to get theirs back also.
Note: Get some ordinary Ukrainian Vodka for myself, and get some of that special Finnish Lager with the 90% alcohol content and get Warsch to drink it.

[Akura]

Medical log of Akura Wittenburg
November 17th, 1939

0230 hours,
Following the sinking of a British fishing vessel, I was called in to examine the crew of the ship. The British seamen appeared to be in excellent morale, apparently completely oblivious to the fact the were, in fact, 50 metres under the sea. I have heard stories of the British's histories of naval dominance, but I did not expect it to manifest itself in this way.

0525 hours,
I examined Bootsmann Hammerspielt this morning, he had suffered poisoning from imbibing a sizable quantity of American-produced alcohol and motor oil, for reasons I can't possibly fathom. Symptoms included a fever of 39°, flucutations between sweating and chills, loss of coordination and balance, loss of vision, loss of memory, and nausea. After sending Bootsmann Hammerspielt back to duty, symtoms improved greatly over the next hour, according to his fellow cremen. I am making a medical mandate for Hammerspielt, he is not to touch any American liquors, as this can possibly be fatal when mixed with Kriegsmarine-standard motor oil rations. I had intended to treat the Bootsmann with medical alcohol but had found I had treated him with the entire medical supply for previous conditions. Even without treatment, Bootsmann Warsch Hammerspielt is fit for active duty as of this time.


Hey, should we spell my name with a ü?

[warhammer651]

Hey, should we spell my name with a ü?

Nah

[Grakelin]

There is no 'u'.

[Phantom]

Akra Wittenburg?
Who is that his wife?

[Seamas]

Ahoy, comrades, but I´m back from near death!  Be careful in these Baltic brothels...the crabs here can jump two metres.

I´ve been waiting here on shore for the last two months, drinking the gut rot but now I see that bonny U-1 is back in port.  My sea bag is packed, and I´m ready as I´ll ever be to ship out with this bunch of miscreants.   

(Ooh, and can we get some screens of our sub? From the inside?)

[Lord Shonus]

I was actually thinking of turning my current patrol into an LP, so this is highly amusing to me.

[Akura]

Did this sub sink? My wife Akra isn't going to be happy to get that particular telegram...

[Phantom]

What about this telegram?
Dear Akra Wittenburg,
Your husband, Akura, has been having an affair with Oberleutnant zur See Janine Rotsmann, a female captain of another U-Boat. I have tried to stop him but failed.
Signed, Klauss Austerlitz

P.S. We're going on a suicide run soon.
P.S.S. Our captain went into a vegetative state.

[Akura]

Strangely, that was the telegram I was going to send.

[warhammer651]

What about this telegram?
Dear Akra Wittenburg,
Your husband, Akura, has been having an affair with Oberleutnant zur See Janine Rotsmann, a female captain of another U-Boat. I have tried to stop him but failed.
Signed, Klauss Austerlitz

P.S. We're going on a suicide run soon.
P.S.S. Our captain went into a vegetative state.

P.S.S.S We're out of Booze. Bootsmann Warhammespielt is going to snap any day now

[Phantom]

P.S.S.S.S. I gave Warhammespielt some Soviet Vodka with 90% alcohol content. Should be drunk until a few days from now.

[Akura]

90%? That was some cheap-ass vodka.

[Grakelin]

Screens will be upcoming! A busy week (well, it was only busy after my mute ran down, but still)!