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nodule

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How carp can be so dangerous
« on: July 15, 2010, 05:48:46 pm »
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Patchouli

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 05:50:42 pm »
Another reason to stay inside all day.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 05:54:31 pm »
There are no words.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 06:20:19 pm »
They've discovered tools!

We are so boned.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 06:27:38 pm »
I think Dwarf Fortress is starting to have effects on Real Life. Someone has been teaching our Carp to be more like their DF cousins.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 06:58:37 pm »
Our (DF) carp have become less dangerous, so the fishy murder sprees had to go somewhere.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 07:03:34 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on July 15, 2010, 06:58:37 pm
Our (DF) carp have become less dangerous, so the fishy murder sprees had to go somewhere.

Carp never really became "less dangerous;" sure, their bite attack might have become less powerful in recent times, but it never was that powerful to begin with. The real reason carp caused so many deaths was because the idiot dwarves would go to the river to get a drink, find a carp next to them, get in a fight, and dodge into the river.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 08:52:25 pm »
Pfft, that's nothing. Try embarking on an island surrounded by water, populated by SKELETAL WHALES!
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 pm
"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 04:39:08 am »
I am speechless and horrified.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 10:16:13 am »
And it says he felt like he was shot by a crossbow...

hmmm
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 10:40:07 am »
OH GOD

CARP CAN USE CROSSBOWS

WE ARE ALL DOOMED
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 10:52:20 am »
Quote from: eclipsetail on July 16, 2010, 10:16:13 am
And it says he felt like he was shot by a crossbow...

hmmm
I wonder how he would know how being shot by a crossbow would feel. I mean its not something that happens everyday, is it?
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 10:58:51 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on July 16, 2010, 10:40:07 am
OH GOD

CARP CAN USE CROSSBOWS

WE ARE ALL DOOMED

Nah, only the fisherdwarfs.
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 11:59:48 am »
Oh no...it is only a matter of time before the bronze colossuses come to life,RUN,RUN,RUN TO THE HILLS MY FELLOW FORMITES!
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Re: How carp can be so dangerous
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 12:14:46 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 16, 2010, 11:59:48 am
Oh no...it is only a matter of time before the bronze colossuses come to life,RUN,RUN,RUN TO THE HILLS MY FELLOW FORMITES!
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