MagusBlack: You're in. I'll write your intro either in this post or the next update.
Nimitz:
Roll: 2
Looking over your equipment, you find that the only thing which is in full functioning order is your old, battered copy of the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, and that could very easily earn you a demotion or even expulsion (aka execution) if seen by a superior in such a tattered state. The displays on your Hellgun have become water-logged and give scrambled readouts, and the gun has started to randomly hum as if it was about to fire, your trusty combat knife, which you have had since your enlistment and which you have affectionately named "My Lucky Knife", has begun to rust and dull, and the over-hyped shovel which you're forced to carry around is dented and cracked. You don't even bother inspecting the grenades.
Wolfchild:
Roll: 4
The decision is made. With silent footfalls your wolf glides down the craggy mountain with ease, and it is not long before you are racing across the wind-swept countryside. You should reach the resort before nightfall.
However, after about an hour of riding, you notice something rushing by beside you. You stop the wolf and pause, taking out your bolter and frost axe. You listen... nothing. Just the whispers of the wind. Surely it was just your imagination?
Paranatural:
Roll: 1
Result: You charge out of the bushes, screaming "WAAAAGH!!!" and blast away with your shoota, which manages to deal a few minor hits.
Unfortunately, you go about 5 yards before the militia man blasts your head in with his ballistic rifle.
The militia man stands over your prone form, poking you a few times to make sure you're dead. You are, or so it would seem to a hummie.
"Damn the Emperor, now we gotta deal with Orks too?"
He then walks away briskly, eying the sparse jungle around him.
Your companion walks up to you and looks at the wound.
"Ahhhh, ya wimpy grot, ya coulda at least killed 'im 'fore ya went down!"
He then manages to drag you to the small village not too far away, and tells the village dok he's got a new patient to patch up.
I'm debating whether or not I should do RAM's yet... how many others do I still have to do?
Just have to do CJ1145's, do Magus' intro, and RAM's... with plenty of FUN associated with that last one!
CJ1145:
Roll: 1
You open your mouth, and suddenly you think simply, "No."
Not "This is a bad idea" No, not "FUCK YOU CONSCIENCE, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT" No. Just. Simply. No.
This is the first time the mustache has ever failed you. You suddenly feel a great deal of self-confidence fly out the window.