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Author Topic: Roll to WAAAAGH! II, another 40K RTD Turn 3, NURGLE LOVES YOU THIS MUCH!  (Read 16899 times)

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! II, another 40K RTD *** ENLIST NOW ***
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2010, 11:14:48 pm »

Name: Olaf Ironboot
Gender: Male
Faction: Space Wolves (Bram Redmaw's Company)
Starting Skills: Shooting, Melee, Brawling
Starting equipment: Frost axe, Power armour, Storm Bolter, Wolf tail talisman, Thunderwolf mount(most important part, as wont be able to find one)
Background: Was dispatched with a pack of bloodclaws to show them the ropes, however the thunderhawk they were traveling in was shot down, he and Thandir his thunderwolf were the only survivors he knows about
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! II, another 40K RTD *** ENLIST NOW ***
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2010, 11:21:47 pm »

Paranatural: The Orks on this planet will be feral, so you can't be a Goff. You can be in a similar group, though.

EDIT: Unless I'm mistaken in thinking that being in Orkish groups require knowledge of the rest of the group.
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 11:39:06 pm »

Bah. Can I be a Snakebite then?
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2010, 11:45:10 pm »

Name: Roland Durvish
Gender: Male
Faction: Imperial Guard (Commissar)
Starting skills: Inspiration, tactics
Starting equipment: Laspistol, boosted comm system
Background (optional): As a Commissar of the Imperial Guard, Roland has had to execute his share of traitors.  Yet he is seen as too lenient by his superiors, who watch him carefully for signs of treasonous mercy.  The truth is that Roland has no mercy for those who fail the God Emperor - the reason he avoids killing guardsmen, is that he enjoys it very much.  This pleasure terrifies and disgusts him, and he fears for his sanity.
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2010, 11:55:49 pm »

Bah. Can I be a Snakebite then?

Eh, I'll just name one of the few klanz which have organized so far on the planet "Snakebite" and have them have the same overall feel, then say it was sub-conscious.

BTW, the Orkz on this planet are descendants of a failed (and rather humorous) attempt to "Smash dat big goldin' hummie ta show 'im 'oo's boss!"

They failed in this mission because Proxima II just so happened to be in their way to Terra, and they all died almost instantly on the barren, almost airless world. They did, however, manage to release a cloud of spores before and after death, and it is from these spores laid thousands of years ago that the Orks on Proxima II arise from.
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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2010, 09:13:47 am »

Alrighty then. Oh, can I have some armor too, or do the Orks here not have any?
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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2010, 09:32:26 am »

I'm kinda new to RTD's but i'm in for this one if there is a spot left.

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Equipment: Imperial Uniform las pistol basic toolbox
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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2010, 10:07:43 am »

Name: David Greene.
Gender: Male.
Faction: Imperial Guard.
Starting skills: Standard-issue Guardsman BALLS OF STEEL.
Starting equipment: Flashlight and a T-Shirt Lasgun and Flak-armor.
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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 12:42:37 pm »

Name: Dan Bohey
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Faction: Imperial Guard Veteran Sergeant
Starting skills: Shooting, Ork-logic
Starting equipment: Lasgun, Standard-Issue Armor, KICKASS MUSTACHE
Background (optional): Kip Bohey is a long-serving sergeant that is renowned for enacting stupid, suicidal, and downright insane plans to victory, and yet always coming out on top. Many of the more superstitious soldiers have attributed this to his fantastic mustache, which exudes an aura of command that others are compelled to follow, even if to hell itself.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! II, another 40K RTD *** ENLIST NOW ***
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2010, 01:19:16 pm »

Let us begin!

Wolfchild:

Around you is a bleak, sterile landscape, almost a certain majesty to the sheer bleakness of it. Only the heartiest of shrubs dare venture into these cold, wind-swept northlands, even the craggy mountains seem to be in retreat into the earth from the wind. You and your wolf are the only things of note alive here (at least, as far as you know), standing proudly upon a rock on the pot-marked face of a low mountain, the Thunderhawk wreak still smoldering behind you. You have already paid your respects to the ones who were not fortunate enough to survive, their Geneseed chained securely to your waist on a makeshift belt.

You look up at the sky, red-tinted by the small red sun burning feebly within it, and find that south is to your left, with west forward, north to your right, and east to your back. You remember from the decent and from maps provided in briefing that you had fallen onto a large, almost continent-sized island in the planet's northern hemisphere, just low enough to avoid being completely encased in ice but just high enough to remain in winter's grasp indefinitely. There is a small port with an associated fishing village to the west which may offer you passage over the ocean to one of the larger continents, a remote resort to the north west which may have communication equipment, or a remote arctic research station to the east which may have both, but may also be unoccupied.


Imperial Guard: (Too many, I need to thin the ranks!)

Despite a perfectly uneventful loading (which even managed to finish before-schedule), not a single problem in Warp jump plotting, and only minimal complaints from the troops, the Imperial Guard fleet still managed to maintain an unusually flawless record for this trip so far.

Maybe a thousand monkey bashing on keyboards can eventually produce a masterpiece.
Though, of course, they won't be able to do it again, nor for very long.

Roland looked over the group of men he had been assigned to. Not the worst group of misfits and outcasts he had seen, certainly, but there was still much to be desired. All of them were strapped into the Valkyrie, awaiting warp jump.
Like sardines packed into a pretty little tin can...
Well, if they did die in warpspace at least the Imperium won't be loosing much.

"Now remember, this is a very expensive craft. Very well-crafted-"
A piece of metal suddenly fell down from the ceiling behind him, causing Roland and the pilots to jump and look at it. After several moments, one of the pilots stated, "Unimportant." and resumed idly staring at the craft's various vitals. After a moment of hesitation, he turned back around to address his troop.
"Well, mostly well-crafted, and this is likely the last time any of you will be able to sit within one."
He realized how wrong that came out. He was not intending to scare them with thoughts of death just yet, but too late now.
"So let's be thankful for what the Emperor has given us and accomplish our mission quickly and cleanly."
One of the pilots then cut in with, "And if you feel like you're going to melt or turn into some unholy abomination from the Warp energies consuming you, please try to do so somewhere outside the vessel so I don't have to mop up another poor sap's guts from the floor!"

(Note: everyone in the Imperial Guard is on this Valkyrie. EVERYONE.)


RAM:

Come, My champions!
Come, the fall of the False Emperor begins today!
Come, Betrayers!
Come, your former master shall die this day!
Come, Heretics!
Come, those who call you blasphemous shall hear your say!
Come, Mutants and Daemons!
Come, the hour of your triumph comes today!

Come, step from the portal, my Champions! Come!


AJbdKLJDbnNBAllGEeuiBEmperosnjRAGEFIGHTKILPoswaNOmanclalandPlanETmoondeathBLOODDECAYrockfloor light space air oh my GOD WHAT IS THAT-

Clank
You fall from the portal and into the material realm, your senses and sanity blurred and confused.
What is up again? Is it important? Is this down? What is this, is this sight? Or is it smell? Yeah, I think I remember this... don't I do something with these things to move? Or do I do this?
As you writhe upon the floor gibbering madness, another plague marine clad in rotten ornate power armor drags you off into another room... or, did he? All these concepts are still rather new to you.
"Seems he was hit rather hard by the Warp. How long do you think it'll take him to recover?" says a gurgling, bubbling voice.
"I'd give him a week to recover to a somewhat functional state naturally, a day if he's properly treated." says a ragged, rasping voice.
"Well, best start on those rituals, then..."
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! II, another 40K RTD *** ENLIST NOW ***
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2010, 01:42:39 pm »

Sounds like our Valkyrie is still en-route to the planet.  I assume the pilot knows where to land, so I'll just:

Unholster my Laspistol and prepare to shoot anyone who seems to be turning from the warp energies.

Probably unnecessary, but it helps remind everyone of the price of treachery.
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2010, 01:55:37 pm »

i guess i'm piloting it?
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2010, 01:56:43 pm »

Where's my Orky self?
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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2010, 01:59:46 pm »

BTW, one action per turn.

Rolan:
(Roll: 6)

You take out your laspistol, set it to maximum charge, and shout threateningly at the already unsettled troops, "First one to fall to treachery gets to see what a fully charged and full functional laspistol can really do!"

Well, they certainly seem loyal now, but you may have over done it with that...

Sneevil:
(OOC: Yes, you are)

Paranatural:
(OCC: Crap, I forgot about you... give me a bit to write something up.)
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« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2010, 02:01:36 pm »

I mutter the Uplifting Infantryman's Primer to myself, prepping to give my all for the Emperor.
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