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[Agamemnon]

I can't let you do that, Urist. O

[Creamcorn]

Urist,  Urist,    give     me     your       answer,       do

[Quantum Toast]

That's nonsense, Untelligent. We live on an infintagonal prism. That is how we have so many different wrolds.

Personally I prefer the term "omnihedron".

[Urist Imiknorris]

"Omnihedron" is a nice word. It has this ring of infinity to it, yet still seems manageable. Just like DF.

[SenorPez]

Well Armok's Martini's are probably river spirits, sweet pod rum, magma. Shaken, not stirred.

Why does Armok drink weak martinis?

[Quantum Toast]

Well Armok's Martini's are probably river spirits, sweet pod rum, magma. Shaken, not stirred.

Why does Armok drink weak martinis?

He forgot the blood.

[Toast024]

Well Armok's Martini's are probably river spirits, sweet pod rum, magma. Shaken, not stirred.

Why does Armok drink weak martinis?

He forgot the blood.

[offtopic] Are you me from the future?

[Thoth]

I'm in the dark here. Who is groaning and why? What's the "Red Dwarf"? Who didn't know what a Dwarf planet is?

The Red Dwarf was a UNC Mining Ship in the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy by the same name.  It features Lister, the last remaining Human, A hologram named Rimmer, who's job was to annoy Lister. "The Cat" a human like creature evolved over millions of years from Lister's cat.(Lister was put into suspended animation for smuggling his cat aboard). Oh and a robot named Kryton. Imagine Star Trek voyager, as performed by Monty Python.

Good lord, revelation pt 2. The Red Dwarf was infested with CATS...

I wonder if Toady was a fan.  This is starting to freak me out.

Edit: Another revelation... One of the reoccuring antagonists were Gelf's.  And in one episode the crew from the RD trade with them!

I swear I've heard of this before, I forget where though.

Is unsurprisingly all on youtube and ofc other places, go search it out, most of the series are great.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Where is everybody Hol?
They're dead Dave.
Who is?
Everybody Dave.
What captain holister?
Everybodies dead Dave.
What tod hunter?
Everybodies dead Dave.
What Selby?
They're all dead, everybodies dead Dave.
Peterson isn't is he?
Everbodies DEAD Dave.
Not Jen?
Gordon Bennet, Jen,  yes everbodies dead Dave.
What Rimmer?
He's dead Dave, Everybodies Dead, everybody is dead Dave.
Wait.. are you trying to tell me everybodies dead?
Wish i'd never let him out in the first place.

[gtmattz]

Well Armok's Martini's are probably river spirits, sweet pod rum, magma. Shaken, not stirred.

Why does Armok drink weak martinis?

Yeah... I would think armok drinks magma martinis with a blood spritzer served in an ☼Adimantium Martini Glass☼ with a goblin head instead of an olive.

[andfhe]

NO, I REFUSE TO LET YOUR FILTHY DWARVEN HANDS DEFILE THIS GIFT FROM ARMOK! YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH IT! ARMOK WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

[VerdantSF]

Sometimes I'm happy that I joined this community and I'm able to witness such things.

Heheh, same here!  I totally thought the OP was exaggerating at first.  And then I began to read the thread.  I am in awe.

[Thoth]

I've yet to bother stitching this monster together, but i shall attempt it today, here's the entire tower, 2074z is the top, last one is at a colossal 2250z, which would make one hell of a death dive / noble mandate solution.

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2250z
2074z
2000z
1750z
1500z
1250z
1000z
750z
500z
250z

[Jetsquirrel]

MY GOD that thins is huge we must build a swimming pool at the bottom level and let one of the dwarf jump from the top of that thing

[ECrownofFire]

That's just insane. It's not until you can look at the entire thing that you can really see how massive this thing is.

[deoxys413]

MY GOD that thins is huge we must build a swimming pool at the bottom level and let one of the dwarf jump from the top of that thing

23rd Timber:
     Urist McSwimmer: CANNONBAAAAAAAAAA-

1st Obsidian:
     Urist McSwimmer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

23rd Obsidian:
     Urist McSwimmer Died after doing an awesome cannonball