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[breadbocks]

1. Where did Pluto come into this?
2. Pluto is a dwarf planet, not a Dwarf planet.

[ECrownofFire]

1. Where did Pluto come into this?
2. Pluto is a dwarf planet, not a Dwarf planet.

1. Pluto is a dwarf planet
2. That's the joke

[breadbocks]

Huh. Circular logic. I LIKE IT!

Carry on with your regularly scheduled groan.

[Creamcorn]

Huh. Circular logic. I LIKE IT!

Carry on with your regularly scheduled groan.

I don't get it, but I'll laugh anyway.

By the way, what's the average usage of power for this site?

[breadbocks]

[/derail] I've got it!

Urist's Law of Relativity #1
The higher the Z-level, the larger the Z-level.
eg. At Z-level 0 (Yes 140 from where your wagon drops) 7/7 is slightly above a human's head. At Z-level 100, 7/7 water is about at the shoulders of a adolescent Bronze Colossus.

If you follow the formula put forth by Dwarves, a child is 1/4 of a normal creature. So an adolescent would be around 1/2, or 1/3 for a small one, of the size of a normal creature. A normal BC is 20,000,000 size. That puts an adolesant between 6,666,667 size and 10,000,000 size. A full grown human is 70,000. Plenty of padding in that law to make a  2000 Z-level tower go to Pluto and back.

[Scaraban]

[/derail] I've got it!

Urist's Law of Relativity #1
The higher the Z-level, the larger the Z-level.
eg. At Z-level 0 (Yes 140 from where your wagon drops) 7/7 is slightly above a human's head. At Z-level 100, 7/7 water is about at the shoulders of a adolescent Bronze Colossus.

If you follow the formula put forth by Dwarves, a child is 1/4 of a normal creature. So an adolescent would be around 1/2, or 1/3 for a small one, of the size of a normal creature. A normal BC is 20,000,000 size. That puts an adolesant between 6,666,667 size and 10,000,000 size. A full grown human is 70,000. Plenty of padding in that law to make a  2000 Z-level tower go to Pluto and back.

lol

[ECrownofFire]

[/derail] I've got it!

Urist's Law of Relativity #1
The higher the Z-level, the larger the Z-level.
eg. At Z-level 0 (Yes 140 from where your wagon drops) 7/7 is slightly above a human's head. At Z-level 100, 7/7 water is about at the shoulders of a adolescent Bronze Colossus.

If you follow the formula put forth by Dwarves, a child is 1/4 of a normal creature. So an adolescent would be around 1/2, or 1/3 for a small one, of the size of a normal creature. A normal BC is 20,000,000 size. That puts an adolesant between 6,666,667 size and 10,000,000 size. A full grown human is 70,000. Plenty of padding in that law to make a  2000 Z-level tower go to Pluto and back.

Relativity?

[Scaraban]

as in evrything is relative 2 evrything else, first proposed by einstein, although i imagine his made more sense

[breadbocks]

Yes, but this is Ursist's law of relativity!

[Porpoisepower]

I'm in the dark here. Who is groaning and why? What's the "Red Dwarf"? Who didn't know what a Dwarf planet is?

The Red Dwarf was a UNC Mining Ship in the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy by the same name.  It features Lister, the last remaining Human, A hologram named Rimmer, who's job was to annoy Lister. "The Cat" a human like creature evolved over millions of years from Lister's cat.(Lister was put into suspended animation for smuggling his cat aboard). Oh and a robot named Kryton. Imagine Star Trek voyager, as performed by Monty Python.

Good lord, revelation pt 2. The Red Dwarf was infested with CATS...

I wonder if Toady was a fan.  This is starting to freak me out.

Edit: Another revelation... One of the reoccuring antagonists were Gelf's.  And in one episode the crew from the RD trade with them!

[breadbocks]

New tagline.
"Slaves to Armok: God of Blood
Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress
Red Dwarf: The Game"
Colon cancer indeed.

DIET: I don't have to put up with crap, Scaraban.

[KWSN]

I'm in the dark here. Who is groaning and why? What's the "Red Dwarf"? Who didn't know what a Dwarf planet is?

The Red Dwarf was a UNC Mining Ship in the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy by the same name.  It features Lister, the last remaining Human, A hologram named Rimmer, who's job was to annoy Lister. "The Cat" a human like creature evolved over millions of years from Lister's cat.(Lister was put into suspended animation for smuggling his cat aboard). Oh and a robot named Kryton. Imagine Star Trek voyager, as performed by Monty Python.

Good lord, revelation pt 2. The Red Dwarf was infested with CATS...

I wonder if Toady was a fan.  This is starting to freak me out.

Edit: Another revelation... One of the reoccuring antagonists were Gelf's.  And in one episode the crew from the RD trade with them!

A dwarf goes to sleep.  He sleeps through an entire tantrum spiral.  He wakes up, only to find an engraving on his wall:

"Engraved on the wall is a message: 'They're dead, Urist.'"

[ECrownofFire]

I'm in the dark here. Who is groaning and why? What's the "Red Dwarf"? Who didn't know what a Dwarf planet is?

The Red Dwarf was a UNC Mining Ship in the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy by the same name.  It features Lister, the last remaining Human, A hologram named Rimmer, who's job was to annoy Lister. "The Cat" a human like creature evolved over millions of years from Lister's cat.(Lister was put into suspended animation for smuggling his cat aboard). Oh and a robot named Kryton. Imagine Star Trek voyager, as performed by Monty Python.

Good lord, revelation pt 2. The Red Dwarf was infested with CATS...

I wonder if Toady was a fan.  This is starting to freak me out.

Edit: Another revelation... One of the reoccuring antagonists were Gelf's.  And in one episode the crew from the RD trade with them!

I swear I've heard of this before, I forget where though.

[Rose]

I'm in the dark here. Who is groaning and why? What's the "Red Dwarf"? Who didn't know what a Dwarf planet is?

The Red Dwarf was a UNC Mining Ship in the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy by the same name.  It features Lister, the last remaining Human, A hologram named Rimmer, who's job was to annoy Lister. "The Cat" a human like creature evolved over millions of years from Lister's cat.(Lister was put into suspended animation for smuggling his cat aboard). Oh and a robot named Kryton. Imagine Star Trek voyager, as performed by Monty Python.

Good lord, revelation pt 2. The Red Dwarf was infested with CATS...

I wonder if Toady was a fan.  This is starting to freak me out.

Edit: Another revelation... One of the reoccuring antagonists were Gelf's.  And in one episode the crew from the RD trade with them!

A dwarf goes to sleep.  He sleeps through an entire tantrum spiral.  He wakes up, only to find an engraving on his wall:

"Engraved on the wall is a message: 'They're dead, Urist.'"

Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

[Porpoisepower]

Alphabetty Spaghetti!!!?