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After the intermissions, whom should we follow?

A kobold shaman, trying desperately to understand the meaning of a vision of blood.
- 16 (22.5%)
A freed elf slave, trying and failing to adjust to a life without chains, consumed by hunger for power.
- 9 (12.7%)
A human soldier, cast out from the military when the war came to an end, trying to make his way but gripped by avarice.
- 18 (25.4%)
A lone dwarf, trying to piece together meaning from the engravings of ancient ruins.
- 28 (39.4%)

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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 01:22:41 pm »

Actually, it's much worse than a demon.  As the name implies, Smospe Warbronze, the Ignited Warrior, is a bronze colossus with over two hundred historical kills, all of them named.

And Rakust has a wolfbone spear.


Edit:  Mind you, it's not a spear you want to ngoxa with.  Or maybe you would, but it would be very painful for whomever you were doing that to.



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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 01:25:24 pm »

Kill the colossus.
Bring the entire corpse home. Throw it at the king.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 01:36:24 pm »

I personally think you should go on a one man war against all the dwarfs

ALL OF THEM
KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 01:46:35 pm »

When you get assigned to kill someone there (it's bound to happen eventually) kill the assigned person and everyone else.
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 01:51:49 pm »

3rd Felsite

The colossus is a long way to the west, so I started out early.  I reached the town of Dellpets late this evening, a human settlement and part of the Helpful Society.  I talked to the local warlord Innu, who frankly couldn't believe that a paralysed goblin was intending to slay a colossus.  Apparently his efforts played a key role in his aunt becoming guildmistress, so I used the connection to speak to the aunt, Istra, who informed me that the foe I seek has rampaged before, once striking at an elven retreat called Sisterberry to the southwest.  She thinks I might find sympathy there.

I heard that Dellpets had suffered the wrath of Ertal and tried to convince her that I had slain her, but she laughed off the idea of a crippled goblin wrapped in old wolf pelts as being capable of slaying a dragon.  Apparently the blood 'elf ranger' story got here as well.


It got late and I was trying to track down a lead about a ranger who might be sympathetic when I came across a goblin being pursued through the town by a diplomat.  I quickly hid him with me behind a tree and we spoke quickly.  He revealed that his name was Snamoz and that he was the son of the first dark lord of the Spidery Ticks.  I helped him out of town and returned in the morning.


Istra, it seems, had found a couple of soldiers willing to aid me.  Zurko, a local sharpshooter, and Innu's own wife Milu joined me, ready to lend their sword and gun to taking down the colossus.  Bolstered by the additional forces, I continued onward.




5th Felsite


Rakust, Milu and Zurko had set up camp in a glade, roasting some moghoppers Milu had caught earlier in the day.  Rakust was busy repairing the rents and burns in his shield from its last exhaustive use against Ertal.  As ever, he leant against a large rock while doing this.

Zurko had at one point offered to carry Rakust out of pity for the poor creature.  Rakust had promptly threatened to stick Wolfbane in his eye and wear his cranium as a hat.  Since then the trio had contented themselves to walk at Rakust's rough hobble, dragging his useless leg along after him with his spear as a makeshift crutch.

As she turned the moghopper on its spit, Milu couldn't resist asking; "So how did you end up getting a contract to kill a bronze colossus?  Nobody's ever done one before, though there have been a few hundred foolish enough to try."

"Yeah," said Zurko, "what with you being a... uh..."

"A cripple," Rakust supplied.  Zurko coughed and nodded.

"You can blame that on a lion.  The beast took a great big chunk out of my leg and thought me dinner."  Rakust lifted his wolfskin skirt to show the enormous jagged scar in his game leg.  Although the flesh had healed over, a great big chunk was missing.  "The doctors told me it took out something vital in there, so the bloody thing's useless.  Keeps getting rot, too, like my ear."

"Why don't you get it treated?" Milu asked.

"I tried.  First, I didn't have the money, so they wouldn't look at it.  Then, after the hydra -" and here Rakust couldn't help but notice a half-hidden smirk on Zurko's face "- I tried again with the cash I got from that, but it turns out human doctors can't do a damn thing for a goblin.  They tried the usual salves and they just don't work, so here I am stuck with a pair of never-ending rots."

"How did you get away from the lion?" said Zurko.

"I didn't.  He's right here."  Rakust held up his fist and pointed to one of the gleaming yellow-white rings.  He pointed to another one.  "So's the bastard who did my ear as well.  And the hydra, and the dragon."

"Oh, come on," said Zurko, "everybody knows you didn't-"

"That's enough," said Milu sharply.  "Rakust, thank you for the story.  Now we should all eat up and get some rest; there's a long walk to do in the morning."

"You rest," said Rakust.  "I'll stay up and finish repairing my shield."

About halfway through the night, Milu and Zurko awoke to the sound of fighting.  Milu grasped her sword and swung upward into a stance, cleaving through the nose of a wolf about to leap at her.  She finished the creature quickly with a downward stroke, then turned upon hearing a sharp blast behind her.  Zurko stood, half-dressed, over the corpse of another wolf, smouldering where the bullet had smashed through its temple.  The pair of them hurried out of the tent to find Rakust by a pile of three dead wolf corpses, thrusting his spear through a fourth.  After hefting the twitching creature onto the heap, he turned and gave his companions a grin.

"Sorry," he said.  "Didn't mean to wake you."
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 04:32:07 pm »

Kill the bronze colossus, then kill Milu and Zurko, then throw the colossus at the king.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 05:19:47 pm »

Milu and Zurko cant get kill by him. They have to witness him killing the colossus and then die randomly by a pack of wolves for tragedy.
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 05:20:01 pm »

Eheheh... write-up for this will be tomorrow morning when I wake up, but suffice to say there's a very good reason nobody's killed a bronze colossus in that world before.  >_<
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2010, 05:35:58 pm »

22nd Felsite

We reached Sisterberry and began talking about our mission.  In a change from the usual turn of events where everyone laughs at the cripple who thinks he can topple a colossus, instead everyone thinks I'm Zurko's slave.  I've gotten tired of correcting them, so I just let it pass.

We met a fellow spearman called Vafice, who it turns out has little love for goblins.  Goblins and their humans slaves slaughtered several of his relatives, and he seems irritably proud of how one of his ancestors actually devoured a goblin hero.

A bowelf, Awire, came directly to us when he heard I had slain the dragon Ertal Heatedgem.  Of course, she came directly to us to tell me that I was a filthy liar and that everybody knows it was an elf who killed Ertal.  She actually spat on me, and if it weren't for Zurko holding me back I'd be wearing that bitch as a fashion accessory.  Turns out she's lost family to goblins too, but the reason this is so damned personal to her is that his aunt and cousin were two of Ertal's hundred and sixty-odd victims, burned until there was nothing left but ash and fragments of bone.  I have to give Milu credit though; she convinced the elf that if she travelled with us, she would get to meet the real slayer of Ertal, whom Milu knew personally.  Awiri said that if she could do that, she would gladly fight alongside her just to bend knee to him for doing it.

I'll be looking forward to that.

The third elf to join, a girl called Cacame after some terrible hero king of legend, just wanted to be part of the glory of slaying the bronze colossus.  Go figure, I guess.  After Awiri had joined, a whole bunch of elves wanted to come with, so we brought them as well.  The names of the bowelves are Itha, Riramo, Enina and Amiya and the spearelves are called Thalu, Ecu and Are.  All of them have lost friends and family either to Smospe Warbronze, or to another colossus who predates the region.  Fortunately, I have plenty of cash, so hiring all these mercenaries isn't too much of a problem for me.



25th Felsite

All these soldiers are great.  There's only one problem with elves.  They won't kill any nguspo animals!  Bloody bears and wolves are everywhere and the elves won't lift a finger against them tearing us to pieces because "it's not ethical".  Oh, boo hoo.  You think eating goblins was ethical, you pointy-eared pricks?  Well, yes, you probably do.  Urgh.



26th Felsite

So here I am.  The Shadows of Sorcery, upon the Hill of Executing, a part of the Glittering Spine.  They say this place is haunted, that the dark powers of the war that made the world still reside here; that they drive those within completely mad.  At least, those with minds to be driven.  I have no doubt that the colossus Warbronze is perfectly fine.

It's sunset, not night yet, but there's fog over everything.  Always a fog in the Shadows of Sorcery, they say.  But this time I'm not alone.  This time I've got a dozen men and elves as backup.  Alright then, Warbronze.  Let's see what you're made of.


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Milu lit a torch as the group began searching for the entrance to the cave.  No entrance could be seen; even the hill through which the cave could be found was barely visible for the fog.  Nothing could be seen, thanks to the fog.

And thanks to the fog, almost nothing could be heard.  When Rakust's leg got caught in between some rocks and he had to struggle to get it free, nobody heard him struggle, nobody heard him call for them to stop.  His companions rushed ahead and the light of the torch faded to a faint glimmer in the unending fog.

Rakust broke free of his bond, heaving one of the rocks until he could pull his game leg loose, then began clambering up the side of the hill in search of the torch and his companions.  Somewhere in the distance he heard a clang.  Was the colossus so near already?  He saw a gleam of light amidst the fog and immediately began climbing towards it, using his spear as a crutch to push himself faster and faster.  The light kept moving about, rushing from side to side and back and forth.  More faint clangs in the distance.  Had the battle already begun?  Was he going to arrive too late for the glory?  Damn this fog!  Damn this game leg!

With a herculean effort, Rakust reached the top of the hill and the source of the light.  A fairy.  A bleeding fairy had led him on a merry chase away from his companions.  The tiny insect-like humanoid stuck her thumbs to her mouth and blew a raspberry at him.  Rakust answered by bashing her to a bloody pulp with his shield and watched in satisfaciton as her light faded away.

With the fairy's light gone, he could see another source of illumination in the dense fog.  Unlike the fairy's, it was a stable, unmoving light.  Thank the gods, the torch.  Milu must have realised he was missing and stopped to wait.  Rakust rushed down the hill as fast as he could drag himself, getting closer and closer to the light.

Yes, he could see it clearly now!  There was the torch, right there in Milu's hand!  The torch... on the floor... with Milu's hand... but not her arm.  Oh gods.

Rakust couldn't see much of the rest of her body at the torchlight's edge, but it was barely recognisable.  He wasn't even sure it was hers.  As his eyes adjusted to the light, he could see other bodies, crushed in places very nearly beyond recognition.  Vafice, Thalu, Enina, maybe Awire.  She'd never kneel before him now.  For one thing, she'd need knees for that.  Across from her was a familiar bronze pistol.  He didn't care to think of its owner's fate.

Rakust heard a sound from one of the bodies.  At first he thought it was gas from a corpse, but then he realised it was a moan.  He hurried over to the form.   Ecu's face had been left untouched, but her limbs were mush and there was a gaping wound in her chest, roughly the shape of a fist.  He could see her collapsed lung within.  Her other lung was just barely functioning.

"Ecu..." Rakust said, cradling the dying elf.

"Rakust..." the elf said, her breathing rapid, like a dog after a long run.  "My... my body..."

"I'm sorry," Rakust said, shaking his head.  "It wasn't meant to go this way.  I'll bury you."

"No... no..." Ecu said.  "My... brother...  Fa... Famime Empire... Empirspass.  Take it to him.  He'll... he'll know what..."

A few short, halting breaths and Ecu's passed out, most likely never to wake again.  Rakust placed a hand on her head out of respect, then let the body fall to the floor.  Rakust would have stood to face his foe, if he could, but he planted himself with his shield and dragged his body across the ground.  He picked up the torch and, using rags from one of the bodies, tied it to his shield.  Then he worked on following the trail of corpses.

With the torch in hand, it was easy enough to find the cavern entrance.  Then all he had to do was follow the bloody footprints down.  When he came upon the colossus at last, towering in the high natural cave, the being seemed to be resting from its recent slaughter.  It stood perfectly still in the corner of the cave, a disproportionately small and bloody bronze sword held in both hands, point resting on the floor.  Rakust recognised the sword.  He had seen Milu sharpening mere hours before, and at that moment he knew that Warbronze had used it to slay every last ally he had brought.

It was time to put an end to Smospe Warbronze, the Ignited Warrior, or to be ended in turn.

Rakust tried to grasp hold of the colossus' blade, dropping his spear and trusting to his blessed wolfbone shield to protect him.  He became locked in a battle of strength for the blade, his grip slipping against that of the great colossus.

Rakust heard a ragged scream from the entrance to the cavern.  Against all odds, Ecu dragged herself into the room on barely functioning limbs and began stabbing wildly at the colossus.  Completely uneffective as the attack proved to be, it bought time for Rakust to seize his spear again and begin thrusting it at the colossus' impenetrable hide.  The colossus brought his sword down, cleaving Ecu's body in two, then turned to face the tiny crippled foe.

The battle persisted for hours as both fighters traded blows, Warbronze unable to bypass Rakust's blessed shield, Rakust unable to penetrate Warbronze's hide.

The problem, realised Rakust, is that no matter how hard I try, bone cannot pierce bronze.

He began to shuffle backward in retreat from his foe, the colossus striding forward to seize the advantage.  Rakust would have believed Warbronze eager to slay him, but somehow he doubted even living bronze had such desires.  He spared a split second of thought for Ecu's torn-up corpse. I'll come back for you, he promised, then continued his shuffling retreat.

Rakust crawled his way backwards up the winding tunnels of Warbronze's lair, fighting at every moment to ward away the colossus' blows and painfully aware that each of those moments could be his last.  The worst part was the silence.  Warbronze never spoke, never screamed, never even laughed.  While its limbs moved with fluidity, its face was an expressionless mask.  There was a horrible inevitability to it, because although Rakust knew that he would eventually wear out, Warbronze would never tire.  He would keep coming until Rakust collapsed from exhaustion, and he would never stop.

By the time he reached the surface, Rakust was already feeling the effects of drowsiness.  The sun was high in the sky by now - they had been in the cave over half a day.  He would need sleep soon.

Rakust dragged himself into the field of corpses, now horribly visible in the mid-day sun, trying desperately to get to the edge of the cliff.  The colossus kept following him, every single step of the way.  He made it to the cliff edge and whispered a prayer to any god that might hear him.

With his one good leg, Rakust jumped.



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28th Felsite


I got away, barely, but I nearly broke my other leg in the process.  Turns out when you weigh as much as a castle, you think twice about jumping off a cliff in pursuit.  Kind of like how spiders can fall a lot further because they're lighter, I guess.  I waited in the forest for about a day, then crawled back to try and drag home the bodies.  Thank the gods; Warbronze had retreated to his chamber.

I'll come back.  I'll avenge the deaths of my companions.  I don't care whether I get paid for this or not, I will not yield to this.

But to do that, I'm going to need that plot of land.  Time to talk to the elves.
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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 05:49:37 pm »

This, this is one of the most epic stories I've read in a long time. Even some of my favorite fantasy novels of all time pale in comparison to this. I salute you, Iituem, you are the greatest writer I know.

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« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2010, 10:36:50 pm »

Amazing, epic story.
It's distracted me from my work for a good 30 minutes as I read and reread every paragraph.
Cant wait for the next update!
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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2010, 03:59:53 am »

This, this is one of the most epic stories I've read in a long time. Even some of my favorite fantasy novels of all time pale in comparison to this. I salute you, Iituem, you are the greatest writer I know.

That alone makes this worth writing.
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2010, 05:59:37 pm »

Sisterberry, 2nd Haematite, 367

Rakust stood at the edge of the circle of elves, gathered around the ten sets of remains.  Rakust had not really any method of preserving the bodies, so the heroic elves that had set off to slay the bronze colossus were in various states of decay.  Milu and Zurko were not amongst the bodies; Rakust intended to deliver them home.  It was a decision that he would be immensely grateful for making later.

The elves sang hymns in their graceful tongue, worded in their high dialect so Rakust could not understand a word.  When the rounds of singing had ended, the local acolyte approached to speak.

"All flesh must pass," he said, "but the spirit of life flows on in the Force.  As these elves have fallen, their spirits return to the unifying flow of the Force.  Within each of them holds the spark of renewal, the life born out of death.  As the first Elves ate of the flesh of the gods and gained immortality, so too we remember their sacrifice with our own."

The acolyte nodded to Ecu's brother, Famime, who approached the line of bodies.  Famime knelt by Ecu's body and stroked his head fondly.  Then, with horrifying brutality, Famime plunged his fingers into Ecu's face and plucked out his left eye.  The elf bit down on the organ, swallowing the vitreous fluids within.  Rakust felt something in his stomach churn.

Famime nodded to the remainder of the clan.  As one, they descended like rapacious wolves upon the slain.



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Well, they let me keep the bones.  Though I might want them as keepsakes and figured I'd make better use of them.  I'll be honest, I really don't feel great about fashioning weapons and armour out of friends, even if those friends were largely disposable mercenaries.  I guess I'll just bury them on 'my' land, when I get back to it.




Dellpets, 4th Haematite

It was rare to see a grown man cry, though this did not fill Rakust with the pleasure it once had.  Rakust himself felt no need to cry, but out of some sense of propriety for the death of an ally, he had bound the body in furs from wolves he had slain on the return journey.  Innu had insisted on seeing his wife's face.

At one point the warlord had grasped his sword in rage and raised it over Rakust, as if to slay him, and Rakust had feared that he might have to make an enemy of the town, but then Innu had broken down into further tears.  Rakust sat and watched until the human was done.  Innu clutched his wife's wrapped hand (carefully re-attached with some wolf sinews) as he spoke.

"We were married in the year 360," Innu said, staring at Milu's shrouded face.  "My father had died seven years before, and I had inherited the seat of warlord.  That was when we met."

Rakust wrinkled his nose; apparently Innu felt the need to explain his life story.  This was how humans grieved, wasn't it?  He had seen slaves in the pit do similar things.  Rakust, of course, had never needed the weakness of such attachments, so easily exploited.  Nor had he taken a wife and had children of his own.  His own parents he knew as barely more than a pair of names - they had played little part in raising him.  But he supposed things worked differently amongst humans, and he would rather have to put up with this than risk angering the ruler of the town.

"It was a slow courtship, but we knew we were right for each other," Innu continued.  "She wasn't much of a swordswoman at first, but I trained her and we fell in love.  We have children; daughters.  I wanted a son, but I suppose it will never happen now.  When I die, one of my girls will inherit."

The warlord continued to gaze at his wife's still form.

"About a year ago, she got tired of staying around town and playing soldier.  She wanted to be a scout, to go and hunt wild beasts for glory and profit.  Well, there wasn't anything around here she couldn't handle, so why not?  Then you came along."  Innu turned his bloodshot eyes on Rakust.  Rakust stared back, his face carefully blanked.  He had learned the importance of a still face from many blows at a master's hand.  Rakust kept up the facade until Innu's anger petered out.  The warlord gripped his forehead with his hand.

"Where is her sword?" he asked, his voice thick with pain.  "She loved that sword, she always kept it sharp.  Where's her sword, goblin?"

"Warbronze took it and used it to vivisect her like a fresh carcass of beef," is what Rakust didn't say.  He did have some tact, after all.

"Warbronze took it around the time she died," he settled for.  True enough.

"Get me that sword," Innu demanded, his eyes turned from blood to steel.  "Get me that sword, and that damned statue's head, and I'll make sure you get anything you want.  Anything you desire, but avenge my wife."

"If I'm to do that," said Rakust, "I need to overcome the problem I faced when striking him to begin with.  I need a metal stronger than solid bronze."

"There are no metals stronger than bronze!" Innu shouted.  He clutched his head again, then removed his hand and looked up.  "No, wait.  There may be one.  The dwarf metal, steel.  They say it can cut through bronze and iron alike."

"Can you forge it?"

"No.  Only the dwarves know how.  That's why it's called the 'dwarf metal'.  If you could get them to tell you the secret, I could find a smith able to forge it."

"That's of no use to me," Rakust said.  "I was already contracted to slay Warbronze by the dwarves.  Without his body, they won't give me a thing."

"Then you need a different set of dwarves."  Innu stood, carefully replacing his wife's hand upon her chest.  He moved over to a table upon which was spread a map of the region.  Rakust recognised a large 'X' on the spot where the Shadows of Sorcery was located.  Innu pointed to a picture of an archway nearby.

"There," the warlord said.  "Bronzefur, on the Spine of Glitter.  Close to the Shadows, if you wish to risk passing that way again.  Convince the dwarves to give you the secret of steel, then find a forge able to smelt it.  Then you can face your nemesis."

Rakust rolled up the map and tucked it into his wolfskin tunic.  He gave Innu a nod of thanks and left the warlord's house.  As the door closed behind him, he caught a glimpse of the man bent over his beloved's form, weeping freely once again.
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2010, 07:17:08 pm »

OMG CANNIBAL ELVES!!! :o
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2010, 07:20:56 pm »

NOOB! all elves are cannibals. Now maybe these dwarfs will be a little more reasonable, if not, just steal a steel spear.
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