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[gopa4]

So the leader of the local goblin army that has besieged me three times turns out to be a bunny twisted into humaniod shape 
When he first arrived I was worried that he was going to do some kind of spirit bomb on my front gates blowing them to shreds and then draining the life out of every dwarf with his mind or something of the sort. Turns out he's a bunny with some kind of poison bite. How very anti climatic, if he didn't show up with like 40 bow gob's I he would be dead.

[Funtimes]

I suggest a Holy Hand Grenade.
Failing that, magma. Lots of magma. Or !!cow chunks!!.

[katyrnyn]

I suggest a Holy Hand Grenade.

Seconded!

[shadowclasper]

I suggest a Holy Hand Grenade.

Seconded!

Thirded. A dwarvish version. Which is a large orb filled with magma set on a single support right infront of your fortress that this demon will knock over when he attacks ^^

[Ricky]

"one... two... five!!!!
three sir!
three!
*throws holy hand grenade"

[pulsusego]

"one... two... five!!!!
three sir!
three!
*throws holy hand grenade"

i love you.

[Dungeon]

Dwarven holy hand grenade,

1.Procure 1 barrel Adamantium,

2.With barrel now fill with copious ammounts of Magma.

3.Now Apply pin for aesthetic value.

4.Aim with prefered siege weapon after loading and pull pin,

5.Get all dwarves out of the way and launch at target after countdown

6.Enjoy the dwarfy carnage! 

[TheSummoner]

I swear... someone needs to mod that... Catapults that use metal barrels/bins filled with magma as ammo.

[joshdw4]

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Why are you wearing that stupid dwarf suit?

[Dungeon]

My one friend modded DF's balista's to fire whatever he wanted back when he was stationed in Iraq, I think..I know he was telling me about how he was firing magma filled Adamantium barrels at Goblins. And captured goblin's at their buddies. And even a caged fire imp in a wooden cage at an elven caravan, which promptly got out and set the entire caravan on fire.

He also made mention that the elves never came back, and thinks he might have offended them. And is not sure why XD.

But yeah, we need that kind of a ability for DF. I mean theres a ripe battle ground for the explosiveness of liquor barrels, and Magma filled Adamantium barrels. And dwarves that can harness the power of fire.

[TheSummoner]

Not just magma though, we need the exact opposite... barrels filled with water.  Launch them either on a freezing map or a cold/temperate map during winter and bam! Elfsicle...

Also, statues made of ice... I want an ice sculpture garden d'mit!

[Ricky]

i want dwarves to make fires why the hell cant they make fires

urist McCold:im cold, im gonna make a fire
urist McPriest: fire is the work of the DEVIL
urist McCold:oh, yeah, your right

Urist McCold has died of frostbite

[Dungeon]

Yeah, we need the option to barrelmatize liquids of all kinds!. Being able to package up water would be a great and logical way to survive in hot climates where water evaporates fast.

[Toast024]

We should just put Bruce Lee in a barrel. And if you fire 2 Bruce Lees at each other, the game crashes, no exceptions.

[TheSummoner]

Hey, it worked in Wind Waker, why shouldnt we be able to barrel our military dwarves and catapult them at the enemy?