Turn 28: Slutty Elf And A New MasterGive Immin a brief apology, then leave the cave and try to see if the statuette really is to a warrior god, or if it's just a regular decoration statuette.
[5][Luck 4] You utter a brief but astute apology, and it almost seems like the light grows warmer for a moment. Once outside, you inspect that statuette. [3][Luck 2] It's obviously meant to be someone important, but you have no idea how to tell whether it's a god, mighty mortal, or the fond wish of a fat king.
Summon an eath maker, and observe as it dissasembles the monolith
[2-1][Luck 4] You fail to summon an earth maker, instead conjuring a whirling, laughing wind elemental who seems to think it's funny to blow wind in your face. It utterly ignores your commands, but seems intent on being annoying rather than harmful.
+2 ConjurationUpdate: Summon Earthmaker is now a staggered conjuration/earth spell. Counted as normal Conjuration spell this turn.Ochita decides to try to use water to speed up eroding of the monolif to make a stone bowl (freeze water to crack the stone to make the rough shape, then use fast flowing water to smooth the bowl and give it a flat base.)
[6][Luck 2] You manage to crack off several large rocks by freezing it, but they splinter outwards and you narrowly avoid being hit. The monolith also lets out a few cracking noises.
+2 WaterRefine my Elvish Dance of Seduction into an Elvish Dance of Slaying that I can use in battle.
[4][Luck 1] You refine your Elvish Dance of Seduction into... a rather Slutty Elvish Dance of Seduction. At least you can seduce a wider range now...?
+2 DancingI try to escape again. If I fail this time, too, I cast Shrapnel Shatter on the stones until I can get out.
[2] You fail to pry yourself out of the stones. Blowing things up will solve this. [5+2][Luck 4] You annihilate the pile of rocks pinning you, lacerating your legs only slightly.
+3 DestructionTake light damage, still Moderately Wounded.Freed from rocks.Move forward and grapple with the demon, grabbing it and breaking off any part of it's body I can with my stone fist.
[2] vs [5] The demon responds to your attempts to grab it by grabbing you as well. This isn't looking good.
Try invisibility again.
[3][Luck 2] You only manage to channel a slight amount of power, and it doesn't really take. You remain visible.
Hit the demon over the head with my bamboo staff.
[1] vs [1] You ineptly flail at the demon as it ineptly tries to strangle you. Nobody wins.
Foolish hard-to-strangle fools!
"I tire of this game. Come further, if you dare." [?] The demon shoves both Sargoth and Flagro back, then slides straight down, effortlessly passing through the earth. What the...?
I speak an oath of loyalty and ask my new master how I shall serve
"With necromancy, of course."With that, a wave of water picks up the box, carries it a fair ways, and dumps you out onto a patch of rock. Most of the cavern appears to be flooded, but scattered pieces of dry land poke up here and there. The water looks clear in some places, looking perhaps knee or thigh deep, but is murky or strangely colored in others.
Before you, several bloated corpses float in the water. Most appear human, but the closer you look, the further the bodies go. There... might be a fair number of creatures in here, likely including animals and numerous varieties of human. All are bloated from floating in the water, but some moreso than others.
"Raise yourself a servant, servant. There is much work to be done."Turning to look at what has been speaking, you finally see your new master. It's a difficult sight to describe.
(Master appearance PM'd to maxicaxi for suspense. You want to see what he's in league with now, you'll have to go see it yourselves.
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Slightly short man with a long amethyst ponytail and eyes. Medium complexion, birthmark on left hand.
HealthyCurrent Location: Tainted Lands, wyvern's mouth
Adept Summoner (29/30)
Novice Claw User (0/10)
Dabbling Earth Magic (2/10)
Dabbling Fire Magic (1/10)
Summon Spirit AllySummon WildlifeSummon Angel of MercySummon GrinderSummon Earth GliderSummon EarthmakerSummon WyvernWave of GlueCrystal FlurryClaw Gauntlets
Reinforced Leather Armor
Linen Tunic
Rugged Leather Pants
Leather Boots
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Camping SuppliesWyvern serving as "mount"
Tall, swarthy, long-fingered arabic man with a short black beard and long arms.
Moderately InjuredCurrent Location: Tainted Lands
Adept Destruction (16/30)
Novice Enchanter (5/10)
Dabbling Dagger User (2/10)
Dabbling Pain Tolerance (4/10)
Lightning BlastFireballImbue Concussion BombShrapnel ShatterDetonateFiery DetonateDissipationDagger Focus StanceMinor DispelSlightly Broken Steel Dagger
Dark Grey Robe
Dark Grey Wizard's Hat
Bone Ring
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Spellbook
Broad-shouldered man with green eyes and black hair.
Lightly InjuredCurrent Location: Tainted Lands
Adept Earth Magic (14/30)
Novice Alchemist (4/10)
Dabbling Diplomat (5/10)
Dabbling Scavenger (2/10)
Dabbling Restoration (3/10)
Dabbling Butcher (2/10)
Dabbling Fire Magic (2/10)
Dabbling Light Magic (1/10)
Earth WaveEarth SlamPotion of StoneskinEarth CrushStonefistMonolith PrisonIron Skullcap
Reinforced Leather Armor
Soft Wool Tunic
Soft Wool Pants
Soft Wool Socks
Leather Shoes
Walking Stick
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Hand Axe
Knife
Blanket
Waterskin (2)
Dried Beef
2 Gold Coins
Three
Demon EyesCrystalline white stones
Tiny Red GemTiny Yellow GemMystery Potion
Small White JarUnremarkable looking man with brown hair and eyes.
HealthyCurrent Location: Tainted Lands
Apprentice Runecrafter (13/20)
Apprentice Water Magic (18/20)
Dabbling Swordsman (3/10)
Dabbling Restoration (3/10)
Rune of Weeping WaterRune of Water's FlowAir FrostCure Minor WoundsRune of Frozen WaterIce LanceWater DrawDroughtfrost**
Healing MistsRune of Growing FrostSummon RainstormField FreezeRobe
Shoddy Oak Staff of Erratic WaterHooked Belt
Linen Pants
Leather Shoes
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Frozen LongswordSketchbook+Pencil
Frozen Demon EyesCoin of Growing FrostCheap Iron Scale MailBroken SwordRunecrafting KitA short, moderately-girthed man with brown hair, piercing blue eyes, and a short but full red beard. Jolly demeanor, wearing very simple clothes.
HealthyCurrent Location: Tainted Lands
Adept Restoration (1/30)
Apprentice Light Magic (4/20)
Major MendingCure Light WoundsEye FlashCure Moderate WoundsSolar FlareLife TransferSoothing MendRainbow ShieldApplewood Staff
Brown Friar Robes (includes hood and rope belt)
Brown Linen Pants
Hemp Sandals
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Backpack
Bedroll
Traveling Rations
Small Medical KitFairly tall, decently muscled, clean-shaven man with black hair and dark blue eyes. Seems a bit distant or distracted sometimes.
HealthyCurrent Location: Tainted Lands, Shrine of Immin
Apprentice Swordsman (12/20)
Novice Destruction (1/10)
Dabbling Medic (2/10)
Dabbling Ranger (4/10)
Dabbling Treasure Hunter (2/10)
FrostballDiamond CutterSteel Longsword
Bronze ShieldStudded Leather Armor
Shredded Linen TunicLeather Pants
Leather Boots
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Book of Destruction Magic
Ornamental OrbCopper PoleSunstoneGold CoinsDeep Red GemNice Cigar Box (contains small yellow gems and tiny scroll)
Small Yellow Gems (in cigar box)
Tiny Scroll (in cigar box)
StatuetteTall, slightly tanned elf with brown hair and golden eyes. Armored but not particularly muscular.
HealthyLocation: Tainted Lands
Apprentice Polearms (2/20)
Novice Lightning (7/10)
Dabbling Dancer (3/10)
Lightning EdgeGrounding Nova StanceCall LightningHerd ThunderstormSlightly Fancy HalberdChainmail Hauberk
Chainmail Chausses
Iron Cap
Cotton Tunic
Cotton Pants
Leather Boots
Leather Bracers
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Backpack
Waterskin
Bedroll
Flint & Tinder
Torch
Travelling RationsTall, somewhat older-looking man with dark brown hair and eyes.
Lightly InjuredCurrent Location: Tainted Lands
Apprentice Plants (10/20)
Novice Runecrafting (0/20)
Dabbling Demonologist (1/10)
Seed BurstGentle DirectionRune of Plant's CommandSeeking SeedsEnergizeRoot DrawBamboo Staff
Robe
Backpack
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Big Box of SeedsTinderbox
FlareBook of Botanic RitualsBland, pale, skinny-looking fellow with brown hair and eyes.
HealthyNecomancy InhibitedCurrent Location: Waterlogged Cavern
Apprentice Necromancer (15/20)
Novice Runecrafter (1/10)
Dabbling Demonologist (3/10)
Animate DeadScathing TouchRune of NecrosisRune of Necromantic FocusPuppet DemonLinen Robe
Wooden Staff
Minor Ring of ProtectionLeather QuiverLeather Shoes
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Damaged Focused Repeating CrossbowRegarding Dabbling/Novice, I wanted becoming skilled at something new to be difficult. This is especially true for spells, since it's a lot easier to kill yourself with a 0 than a 1. Becoming better at something you can already do didn't seem like it needed to be harder.