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[ledgekindred]

I have a wrestler, Nish Berkôfer, relatively new on the job.  In fact he's listed as a wrestler because he hasn't been on the job long enough to pick up his equipment yet.  Yet he's already killed six elephants and -- this is the best part -- ûsbu Cursethrower the Goblin Master Thief.

He killed a Master Thief named Cursethrower by beating the crap out of him until an axedwarf could separate his head from his shoulders.  ûsbu had been initially stunned by a rockfall trap until Nish started making him throw up from pain, but still, I'm so proud.

(edited after looking at combat log.)

[MathijsBuster]

How does an unexperienced dwarf wrestle an elephant to death anyway? I can't seem to picture that in my head. At all.
Let alone 6 of the monstrosities. I find that more impressive than the master thief, in all truth.

[ledgekindred]

You've seen Blazing Saddles, right?

He walked right up and punched the elephants.  Then the axedwarves finished them off.

(He was part of the squad that took them down, but he is the one credited with the kills.)