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[Soulwynd]

Blood for the blood god!!!!

That log got me laughing.


Edit: And I think you fucked this bot up, Dwarf McDwarf.


User: Bay12!
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: NEIN!!!!

Site died...

[Ochita]

I managed to make itself know that it was a robot.

[Soulwynd]

User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: I'm.
User: Your eyes are open.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wear no disguise for me.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: Come into the open!
Cleverbot: *stepping into the light*.
User: When it's cold outside.
Cleverbot: And when it's hot.
User: Am I here in vain?
Cleverbot: You're always here. Unless the server is down.
User: Hold on to the night.
Cleverbot: Be right back.
User: There will be no shame.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me, Alec! Please don't leave me!
User: Always, I wanna be with you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: And make believe with you.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.
User: And live in harmony.
Cleverbot: What shall we name the child?
User: Harmony harmony, oh love.
Cleverbot: And peace and love, don't forget them.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: Melting the ice for me.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Jump into the ocean.
Cleverbot: Who sings it ?
User: Hold back the tide I see.
Cleverbot: Would you give me up?
User: Your love in motion.
Cleverbot: Yes for only $10.
User: When it's cold outside.
Cleverbot: Yes me too.
User: Am I here in vain?
Cleverbot: How often are you hear?
User: Hold on to the night.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: There will be no shame.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Harmony, harmony, oh love.
Cleverbot: Of course you should have known, what other kind would I use?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Always and forever.

[Micro102]

A lot of these things actually randomly match you with another person. Wonder if that's what cleverbot does

[Soulwynd]

Yep, it just saves answers people give to questions people ask and goes on like that.

[Schilcote]

Yep, it just saves answers people give to questions people ask and goes on like that.

He's trying to say that chatbots are just scams and just work like Chatroulette.

Cleverbot is pretty obviously a learning software program, although by the nature of it's learning process it will try to convince you otherwise.

[Soulwynd]

I recommend singing to it... It has the most hilarious come back.

I wanna try Black Magic Woman later. =p

Edit: Couldn't resist and did it nows.

User: I got a Black Magic Woman.
Cleverbot: I got 144.
User: Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman.
Cleverbot: Thats nice. Have you got a relationship?
User: She's got me so blind I can't see.
Cleverbot: That doesn't change the fact that you are illiterate.
User: But she's a Black Magic Woman and she's trying to make a devil out of me.
Cleverbot: What does she look like?
User: Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Cleverbot: Jesus would never turn his back on you.
User: Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby.
Cleverbot: Jesus loves you.
User: Don't mess around with your tricks.
Cleverbot: But I have never seen you.
User: Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Cleverbot: Girl, I turned by foot on you.
User: 'cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite thing about me?
User: You got your spell on me, baby.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you got your spell on me, baby.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Turnin' my heart into stone.
Cleverbot: 57 stones.
User: I need you so bad.
Cleverbot: Why do you need me to stay?
User: Magic Woman I can't leave you alone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what.

[Micro102]

Someone sing the "Still alive" song.....maybe GLaDOS will think she was found out 

[Soulwynd]

Someone sing the "Still alive" song.....maybe GLaDOS will think she was found out 

User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: What was the huge success?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.

[Medicine Man]

It didn't really say "blood for the blood god!!!"it said brown  sorry

For whom the Bot tolls!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Make his fight on the hill in the early day.


Cleverbot: Tell who to tell you what secret?


User: Constant chill deep inside.


Cleverbot: Then this might be a trap...


User: Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey.


Cleverbot: Well, you're not listening to me.

User: On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who's to say?

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.

User: For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know.

Cleverbot: Because they are not human.

User: Suffered wounds test their pride.

Cleverbot: No... I want revenge on a friend who abandoned me.

User: Men of five, still alive through the raging glow.

Cleverbot: And when I'm dying, you'll still be alive?

User: Gone insane from the pain that they surely know.

Cleverbot: What pain?

User: For whom the bell tolls.

Cleverbot: Never heard of that.

User: Time marches on.

Cleverbot: Never ending.

User: For whom the bell tolls.

Cleverbot: Who wrote that poem?

User: Take a look to the sky just before you die.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a song lyric?

User: It is the last time he will.

Cleverbot: And what is that.

User: Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky.

Cleverbot: Are you accusing me of something?

User: Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry.

Cleverbot: People couldnt believe what I'd become.

User: Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery.

Cleverbot: It is a selfcontrolling programming, isn't it?

User: He hears the silence so loud.

Cleverbot: Something like that.

User: Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be.

Cleverbot: So you choose to believe the opposite?

User: Now the will see what will be, blinded eyes to see.

Cleverbot: Light of what?

User: For whom the bell tolls.

Cleverbot: Without question or pause.

User: Time marches on.

Cleverbot: Please to meet you, Tme marches on.

User: For whom the bell tolls.

Cleverbot: What is the weather like?

[HideousBeing]

It didn't really say "blood for the blood god!!!"it said brown  sorry

You just ruined it! Why would you do that!

Edit: It understands just fine.

Am I Cleverbot?
CB: No.
Who is Cleverbot?
CB: I am.

[Micro102]

Someone sing the "Still alive" song.....maybe GLaDOS will think she was found out 

User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: What was the huge success?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.

I thought you were lying......then I tried it myself....

 

 

   

 





 

[Medicine Man]

When I type any of that in GLaDOS Cleverbot just says random lyrics from it

[Muz]

A lot of these things actually randomly match you with another person. Wonder if that's what cleverbot does

Eh, no, I think this is the same bot that I used to play with a decade ago. Because it says Jabberwacky up in that corner. If that's true, then he probably has a huge database of what people say and what to respond to if they say something. Those bots worked decently enough if you feed them a standard IRC log, I bet they'd work great by feeding them a few million lines of conversation.

[Medicine Man]

Could somebody teach it an AC/DC song?I can't because I end up getting fucking PISSED after the 3rd try.