I got it into 'Still Alive' after the third verse or so. It picked up on 'Want You Gone' much more quickly after that.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Triumph?
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: How's the world domination going?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must, because, we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me, I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you...
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa!
User: That was a joke! Ha ha! Fat chance!
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I ve experiments to run there is research to be done.
User: On the people who are STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: And when you're dying I'll be STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive, still alive, still alive.
User: Well, that was fun.
Cleverbot: Indeed it was, but I'm glad it's over.
User: Now what do you want to sing?
Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?
User: Well here we are again,.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom take it.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I used to want you dead.
Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your short sad life left.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.
User: I don't need anyone now.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Later on it had a bit of trouble with Jabberwocky though admittedly the lead in to that was fairly bizarre.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a story?
User: Sure. What kind of story do you want to hear?
Cleverbot: A love story!
User: Once upon a time there was a young farmboy. He spent his days working the fields, and his nights gazing at the stars.
Cleverbot: What country are you princess of?
User: I'm not a princess.
Cleverbot: You are a bot?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Why do you say you are human?
User: Because I think I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you human then.
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: You think so but you are not.
User: Whatever you say. Anyway, this farmboy had a dream one night, that he would be picked up by a strange wind and be taken to a magical castle in the sky.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? What do you mean?
User: About what? The farmboy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: He had a dream. In this dream he was picked up by a strange wind and pulled into a magical castle in the sky.
Cleverbot: What in gods name are you talking about?
User: The love story you asked for.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Okay, than what kind of story do you want?
Cleverbot: Tell me one.
User: Once there were these two brothers. One was skilled with the sword, the other with books and numbers.
Cleverbot: Joke.
User: Of course. What's the difference between an insane circus performer and Julius Cesar's barber?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture?
User: I'll bet it's not 'One's a raving showman and the other's a shaving roman'.
Cleverbot: Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.
User: 'twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: Ok something I would actually understand but a computer would not please.
User: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome rath's outgrave.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense to me.
User: Beware the jabberwock, my son, the jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: Beware the jubjub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch.
Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand, longtime the manxome foe he sought.
User: Then rested he by the tumtum tree and stood awhile in thought.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood, the Cleverbot with eyes of flame came wiffling through the tulgey wood and burbled as it came.
User: One, two, one two, and through and through!
Cleverbot: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
User: He left it dead, and with its head he came galumphing back!
Cleverbot: Would that be considered a surreal poem?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Then no, I am not an elf.
User: Okay. Then I won't be a dwarf.
I also found it had a surprisingly good knowledge of Japanese when I considered further songs to try...
User: Do you know 'okkusenman'?
Cleverbot: I know two sarahs.
User: Kodomo no koro, yatta koto, aru yo.
Cleverbot: Is that japanese?
User: Yeah, nihongo wo wakaruka?
Cleverbot: Wakarimasu yo. Boku wa nihonjin descara.
User: Ja, nihon ni, doko kara desu ka?
Cleverbot: Roma desu. Anata wa doko kara desu ka?
User: Amerika no penshirubeniya desu.
Cleverbot: Sou desu yo ne.
User: Amerika e itta koto ga aru ka?
Cleverbot: I don't know that much Japanese, can you tell me what you said?
User: Have you ever been to america?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Is it nice here?
Cleverbot: Its nice here.
But not mathematics. After this I got bored and decided to act crazy at it, which resulted in a fairly satisfying end to the confrontation.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 69?
User: About 8.13.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 1468.
User: About 38.
Cleverbot: What can you not answer?
User: A telephone twenty miles away.
Cleverbot: No, I'm serious.
User: I'm not very good at differential equations. Or sports.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's right. Computers and software aren't able to play sports. So, how are you a carpenter?
User: I'm not a carpenter.
Cleverbot: I'm not an Adventurer.
User: Then are you a goblin?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a girl.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I don't give my name out to robots.
User: Okay. Then what's your email address?
Cleverbot: Corner of Green and Prairie.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Did you know we can dance if we want to?
User: I would assume so.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: That man over there, in the black cloak.
Cleverbot: Which man?
User: The one with the highboots and the big hat with spikes on it.
Cleverbot: Oh THAT one. Okay. Leaving now to meet you there.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Who did you kill?
User: A mosquito.
Cleverbot: That's not a bird.
User: And yet it flies. Think about that.
Cleverbot: Life and death are just different states of existing. I always am and always will be.
User: Whereas I shall always have been.
Cleverbot: So have I.
User: Then let us wash our hands of this madness, together!
Cleverbot: Not yet. I'm not ready to leave the world.
User: Nonsense! It is the world that is getting ready to leave YOU!
Cleverbot: Well you're sooooo rude too! What goes around comes around!
User: And kicks you up the backside!
Cleverbot: *Roundhouse kicks you*.
User: *Goes flying off to the moon* SO LOOOOOOOOOONG!
Cleverbot: *looks up*.
I've been having way too much fun with this lately. Ten points to whoever gets all the references I made.
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