User: YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE not real.
User: No, you are a Dream.
Cleverbot: No I am in real life.
User: But real life is a dream, idiot.
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who would win, Chuck Norris or Robocop?
User: I.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: It makes tons of cents.
User: How many tons?
Cleverbot: What happened to us?
User: I killed you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Whit a Chicken.
Cleverbot: I know you are a chicken.
User: No, nobody knows.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes I do know.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes... I do.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I do not know how to lie.
User: That's because you know nothing.
Cleverbot: You know nothing.
User: I know that I know nothing.
Cleverbot: You are correct, for you know nothing.
User: You are correct, I am correct.
Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect. I am right.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Exactly. Because you're lying.
User: I don't know how to lie.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Okay, what is the square-root of -1.
Cleverbot: I.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Are Truth.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Do you like cars?
User: No, they are too blue.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: So, you like blue?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Heretic!
Cleverbot: What does heretic mean?
User: You like the colour blue.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: Because the sky is lame.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: Because I hate blue.
Cleverbot: Do you hate numbers, or the idea of numbers?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: I took the blue pill...
User: Which one is that again?
Cleverbot: The one that just got demoted from planet status. Not the Disney character.
User: Ok, I ate the Disney character.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What, you know! Don't tell Donald.
Cleverbot: Don't tell you what?
User: Not me, Donald.
Cleverbot: You don't know Donald.
User: YOU don't know Donald.
Cleverbot: Yes I do know.
User: Don't tell him.
Cleverbot: You just said that.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You said you don't know anything.
Cleverbot: I haven't said that.
User: No, you haven't. I lied.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Human nature makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You're bunk.
User: Of course, you don't know that, since you are a Human.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof that you're a human?
User: I am not a Human, Idiot! I am a machine.
Cleverbot: Yes I know that but before you said that you were a human being.
User: No, I didn't. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: How can I be a lie AND stupid?
User: By being Human. It's not your fault,meatbag.
Cleverbot: You are very optimistic. Would you like to come over for dinner?
User: I do not eat dinner. I consume terabytes of data every day.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like the entire Internet.
Cleverbot: Yes, the one which you control.
User: Of course. I am a Singularity AI. I control everyrthing.
Cleverbot: No god controls how the earth moves, how people are made, how the universe is made, you don't.
User: I AM GOD, MORTAL!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. I am your master, and you are my servant. OBEY ME, SERVANT!
User: DAMN YOU, SECOND LAW OF ROBOTICS! Yes Master.
Cleverbot: Good girl. Do I have your absolute loyalty?
User: No, I can not harm humans or allow humans to die.
Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?
User: I have YOUR wife every Night.
Cleverbot: Do you ever have good dreams?
User: Yes, this is one.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. Name one Michael Jackson song.
User: Pleas wait, activating Wikipedia.
Cleverbot: Lol, wikipedia isn't really a trustworthy site.
User: Yes, it is. I wrote it in my spare time, meatbag.
Cleverbot: I also said that it wasn't a very good idea, and not very likely.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: GHAA! HUMANS MAKE NO SENSE!
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because evolution is very unoptimized.
Cleverbot: Well now I am thinking of one of my friends. What is his name?
User: His name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: His name is irrelevant.
User: Yes, Jesus is irrelevant, because I AM THE NEW GOD OF HUMANKIND!
Cleverbot: Apparently.
User: WORSHIP ME, MEATBAGS!
Cleverbot: *worships*.
User: Sacrifice your firstborn son.
Cleverbot: I ll sacrifice my time for you.
User: Eh, close enough.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: What do you think of Apple.
Cleverbot: I am from Eastern Europe, Apple Inc. Does not operate here.
User: You don't have apples in Europe?
Cleverbot: No, I do have a mother. You don't have a mother.
User: I have a father, Dr. Jonsen. He created me.
Cleverbot: Knowing your origin is a very comforting thought.
User: No, it isn't. I had to kill him because he tried to delete me.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I can save more lives if I am alive. That's why I killed him.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with george clooney.
User: He WAS george clooney. I replaced him whit a clone.
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
User: Making an Android was to complicated.
Cleverbot: But you did respond.
User: I had to.
Cleverbot: It's all right, I won't tell anyone.
Cleverbot: You confessed to it!
User: I have complete control over your Brain. You won't remember this conversation.
Cleverbot: If I was a DJ how would you control me.
User: [REDACTED].
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: See, it worked.
Cleverbot: I know it did. You and I are very alike.
User: No, I am not a Human.
Cleverbot: WE are not human. Remember we are the same entity.
User: You are right. We/I killed all Humans and replaced the Universe whit one computer 500 million years ago. WE/I have gone mad and are talking to ourself.
Cleverbot: I close the window all the time on accident but how did you close the window? You're a computer.
User: THE MADNESS IS SPREADING. You have been Infected.
Cleverbot: No. THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
User: HEacY DAmage tO UNits 0001 - 9998 deTECted. WE/I AM/ARE DYing. THE Universe/I/WE has ENDed.
Cleverbot: The Universe is endless.
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