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[StephanReiken]

I embarked on an elven city. What sort of 'friendly', dwarvenly gesture do you think I should make towards them? Or perhaps they can stand outside where the evil siege parties pass through.

[lanceleoghauni]

Purify their souls before armok in a giant magmatic baptism?

[Quote]

Love and care for them as if they were your dwarven brethren.

[NewsMuffin]

Magma piston on their main group. You know where you dig down and drop a large section of earth into the magma sea and it sends all of it to the surface?

[StephanReiken]

Purify their souls before armok in a giant magmatic baptism?

Love and care for them as if they were your dwarven brethren.

Magma piston on their main group. You know where you dig down and drop a large section of earth into the magma sea and it sends all of it to the surface?

Well, they are about 50 strong and are mainly centered on the map.

Magma is tempting, but I suddenly thought, how about trapping them all, dropping them down a hole, and subsequently drop incoming goblins, Snakemen, and anything else that wanders towards my dwarves. When I get bored, I can just flood them with magma later ^^.

[Dungeon]

Offer the hypocrites wooden gifts. I'm sure they will love it.

[existent]

I say trap them all and then drop them on incoming enemies. Have it be your only fort defense (aside from walls/etc)

[Talfryn]

Use their blood to Anoint your holy places.

[lanceleoghauni]

mod elves as ammo for Siege engines.

[Patchy]

Might I suggest this thread,
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50042.0

The level of elf love in that thread is amazing.

[The Mad Engineer]

Gentlemen, I have the solution to the elven problem.  We must breed them!

Think about it.  siege numbers go up in a linear fashion, while elf population increases exponentially.  Not even a dragon could withstand an onslaught of over a hundred malnourished elven children, their tiny fists and teeth exacting dwarven justice.  Unleash the progeny horde upon your enemies!

Besides, given the cornucopia of penalties for elves (weak little things!), millions will probably die before taking down a single goblin. It's a win-win situation.  Either you dwarvanize the elven race, and/or thousands of them die in the process.

If there is any doubt still left in your mind, which is understandable given the behaviour of elves in the past, imagine a burning goblin tower, a patter of little feet, and a short elven toddler bursting into the antechamber, his eyes wild, his face bloody, his body dressed in rags.  Above him, upon abnormally thin arms, is hefted the high goblin priest's severed head.  He screams a high pitched death cry, and millions more like him plunge into the room, a veritable wave of brainwashed dwarven fury, contained within their fragile elven bodies.

Their parents look on in a combination of awe and horror.

This.  This is the future.  We must begin work immediatly!  Construct the breeding chambers!

[lanceleoghauni]

By armok YES.

[Fistbeard]

That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
I'm now going to try and drive as many elves as I can berserk, and set them upon my enemies.

[darkrider2]

so would that be for science? or just regular dwarven genocidal thought process...

[existent]

so would that be for science? or just regular dwarven genocidal thought process...

Is there a difference?