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[Jordix]

Make the whole thing a massive maze, with various traps that will kill/capture literally anything that takes a wrong turn, be it dwarf, cat or goblin. Keep a set of levers rigged to floodgates throughout the labyrinth that change the shape of the corridors at the centre of each room, where the King's living quarters will be kept, as well as heaps of valuables.
Being made out of clear glass will make the happless dwarves' goblins' inevitable wrong turns into doom all the more hilarious.

Link all the floodgates to pressure plates, placed at random in a small, closed-off room. Add a few spike traps too, also linked to random pressure plates. Keep adding death traps and passageways to the maze, until the small room is fully covered with pressure plates. Then release a kitten in the room and seal it forever.