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[quinnr]

Will update tonight...I am hoping for a good roll on 'fix the dog'.

[quinnr]

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (1) You walk over to the tools, but instead of looking, you mew "KITTEH CAN HAZ TOOLZ? CAN HAZ? NAO?". Everyone looks at you weirdly.

Tehstefan - (1) You mew:
"Mew, hello mai friend!
Mai name is Tehstefan yeah
I love Haiku much!"
Everyone seems to love you.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (4) You go get some pliers, and neuter the dog. The dog is in great pain, but it is still loyal to its master.

Tarran - (4) You charge at the fence, and jump through the hole. You are in THE FRONT YARD! (Areas updated!)

Max - (5) You look around...and decide that... (rolled for) Radar is your enemy, you insane cat!
RTD:
Radar: (5) Radar jumps, and hisses at you. Not very happy, it seems.

The fence has a hole in it!

Effects:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 
Jiggers/Realmfighter: Has 9 lives. Is stabby. Has neuter dog slave.
Tarran: Has 8 lives. Is brave.
Tehstefan: Has 8 lives. Is smart.
Radar/smjjames: Has 8 lives. Is adventurous.
Max: Has 9 lives. Is insane.

Areas

Spoiler: The Back Yard (click to show/hide)

Back Yard: A yard with tall fences all around. There is a giant pool, taking up most of the yard, and the rest is just...rocks. There is a pool control panel here. All of the fence is shattered by some huge mammal.

But wait, one of the fences is knocked over, and leads to another back yard, with a dog in it! There are some tools laying around, and a Ham Radio is hooked up to a massive tower. Wonder how the HOA approved that...
Players:
All but Tarran

Front Yard: The WORLD. There is a long street leading east and west, and...oh, a nice sewer drainpipe that is open, it has some construction signs around it. Maybe there are some fish down there?
Players: Tarran

[Tarran]

Pray to a god to change me into a human.

Come along guys, we need to move on. This backyard cannot possibly contain you guys for long

[tehstefan]

Compose better Haiku.

also, where did my smart trait go?

[Tarran]

Erm, quinnr, it's turn 8 not turn 7.

[maxicaxi]

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3.
4. Profit!

[Tarran]

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3.
4. Profit!

How are you going to eat humans? Heck, how are you going to eat meat?

Plus, I HIGHLY doubt you can do all that in one turn.

Plus plus, do you want to be around when the police/fire department arrive?

[maxicaxi]

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3.
4. Profit!

How are you going to eat humans? Heck, how are you going to eat meat?

Plus, I HIGHLY doubt you can do all that in one turn.

Plus plus, do you want to be around when the police/fire department arrive?

I can do it because I am insane!!!!

[quinnr]

Tehstefan is smarter! Wee. And the number is fixed. Will start on the Interactive Fiction tonight, may take a day or two.

[Realmfighter]

RIDE INTO THE HORIZON FRONT YARD

[smjjames]

Make a  -_- face at Max, then go jump over the backyard fence of the house I'm currently at (not the one on fire).

[quinnr]

Cool beans. Update tonight! (Actually tonight, this time.)

[quinnr]

Or not. Will do it before I fall asleep.
Guys, due to some RL stuff + Dungeon Crawl tournament, I may not be as active in updates for the next 1-2 weeks.
After the RL stuff is sorted out, I should be able to update as normal though

[quinnr]

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (3) Your face turns to a -.-. Maxi ignores you. You then jump out of the yard to the other side of the fence...to another bland road.

Tehstefan - (6 + 1) You start to compose haiku, until you go into brain overload.
RTD: (5) Luckily, you stop just before thinking about how to divide by zero.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (2) Your dog is still in pain from being fixed, and ignores you.

Tarran - (1) You hear a voice from the sky. "Hey my kitteh, what's up? Humanization? That'd be an abomination of nature! Eat lightning bolts!" You are zapped to death. You look at he sky annoyed at the OP.

Max - (5) You stare at the house that is opposite of the burned fence. It burns to a crisp, leaving only ashes behind. Everyone was out on vacation though.

The fence has a hole in it!
House #2 is burned down!
Effects:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 
Jiggers/Realmfighter: Has 9 lives. Is stabby. Has neuter dog slave.
Tarran: Has 7 lives. Is brave.
Tehstefan: Has 8 lives. Is smart.
Radar/smjjames: Has 8 lives. Is adventurous.
Max: Has 9 lives. Is insane.

Areas

Spoiler: The Back Yard (click to show/hide)

Back Yard: A yard with tall fences all around. There is a giant pool, taking up most of the yard, and the rest is just...rocks. There is a pool control panel here. All of the fence is shattered by some huge mammal.

But wait, one of the fences is knocked over, and leads to another back yard, with a dog in it! There are some tools laying around, and a Ham Radio is hooked up to a massive tower. Wonder how the HOA approved that...
Players:
All but Tarran and smjjames

Front Yard: The WORLD. There is a long street leading east and west, and...oh, a nice sewer drainpipe that is open, it has some construction signs around it. Maybe there are some fish down there?
Players: Tarran

Front Yard #2: There is a burnt down house behind you..the fire department will probably come soon. The street goes east and west, paralel to the other street.
Players: smjjames

[Tarran]

*Grumble grumble* stupid god.

Also: Why is smjjames still considered inside the yard if he jumped out of it?

Look for a wizard's house.