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Author Topic: You are a Cat - Turn 9: PRAYING TO GODS IS BAD!  (Read 19036 times)

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #135 on: July 27, 2010, 01:00:04 pm »


Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (5) You mew the callsign of the other person in the neighborhook. Woo! You look around...and see that the place is a mess, almost like an ELEPHANT was truding through here.

Tehstefan - (1) You casually jump onto the fence from the roof of a nearby house, but you fall, and roll and roll, and hit the other fence. DAMNIT! Your broken neck is quickly fixed. (-1 life)

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (4) You charge at the flaming gate door (at least I think that was the door...). Your dog gets burnt, and takes you back to the yard. (Dog is injured!)

Tarran - (4) You grab some water from the pool with your mouth, and spit it on the fire. There is now a hole burnt into the fence.

Max - (4) No action...let's say he recharged his lazor eyes. Wee.

The fence has a hole in it!

Effects:
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Spoiler: The Back Yard (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 01:37:49 pm by quinnr »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #136 on: July 27, 2010, 01:21:32 pm »

Well, that was smart! Hehe.

In any case, casually greet the other cats like I didn't just break my neck.
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Tarran

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #137 on: July 27, 2010, 02:28:47 pm »

Sit and wait for the fire to take it's toll on the gate.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 02:51:02 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #138 on: July 27, 2010, 02:46:23 pm »


Tarran - (4) You grab some water from the pool with your mouth, and spit it on the fire. There is now a hole burnt into the fence.

The fence has a hole in it!

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #139 on: July 27, 2010, 02:49:19 pm »

How big is the hole? You were kinda vague there.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #140 on: July 27, 2010, 02:50:07 pm »

Big enough for a fat cat, and it's near the bottom...
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #141 on: July 27, 2010, 02:52:32 pm »

Well then, that information would have been better earlier.

Charge through the fence!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #142 on: July 27, 2010, 02:53:23 pm »

light a random enemy on fire!!!!

edit: btw please update the title
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #143 on: July 27, 2010, 02:55:29 pm »

light a random enemy on fire!!!!
There's no enemies around. If you epic fail and shoot one of us...
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #144 on: July 27, 2010, 03:58:44 pm »

FIX THE DOG
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #145 on: July 27, 2010, 04:57:24 pm »

FIX THE DOG
...I cannot stop laughing.  :D
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #146 on: July 27, 2010, 05:46:56 pm »

You forgot the standing on hind legs part. Anyways, I thought looking around would reveal more stuff (besides maybe the tools?).

Investigate the tools.

Also, when will the interactuve fiction stuff be up?
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 05:49:54 pm by smjjames »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #147 on: July 27, 2010, 08:20:14 pm »

Err, when I have extra time.

Tonight maybe?
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #148 on: July 28, 2010, 04:32:39 am »

light a random enemy on fire!!!!
There's no enemies around. If you epic fail and shoot one of us...

there will be !!fun!!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #149 on: July 28, 2010, 04:39:45 am »

light a random enemy on fire!!!!
There's no enemies around. If you epic fail and shoot one of us...

there will be !!fun!!
And there will also be revenge if you hurt me.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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