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Author Topic: You are a Cat - Turn 9: PRAYING TO GODS IS BAD!  (Read 19065 times)

smjjames

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2010, 11:21:19 pm »

BECOME ANGRY THAT CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER YARD AND FIRE LAZORZ FROM EYES

Don't be surprised if your eyes explode from a bad roll......
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2010, 11:34:09 pm »

BECOME ANGRY THAT CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER YARD AND FIRE LAZORZ FROM EYES

Don't be surprised if your eyes explode from a bad roll......
i am insane.
i must maintain my status as an insane kitteh
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2010, 11:35:09 pm »

BECOME ANGRY THAT CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER YARD AND FIRE LAZORZ FROM EYES
Uh. You are a cat too you know.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2010, 11:38:09 pm »

Rolling, rolling. Mineh mini dice. I luv you, mini die.

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (3 - 2) You swim and swim, but your hurt leg slows you down. You sink like a rock. The Kitten God places you by the pool for one of your life tokens.

Lokii - (2) You look FOREVER...but the only liquids here are cat blood and pee water.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (5) You have teeth. You playfully bite at Lokii's throat with them (probably because of your vampire fetish.)

Tarran - (6 + 1) You jump into the pool. Your full stomach makes a huge splash, and all of the water flies into the air, and back down on you. You grab the rock and float to the surface. As you grab the rock, you transform...
Roll to dodge:
Tarran - (6 + 1) Into an elephant. (+2 to applicable rolls, -2 to applicable rolls.) You are taller than the pool, so you can breathe. All of your cat friends look in awe.


Max - (3) You get angry. Whoop-dee-do. You glare at them, and then look confused. Oh wait, they forgot to install the lazor eyes. Oh crap.

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« Last Edit: July 09, 2010, 11:50:21 pm by quinnr »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2010, 11:56:58 pm »

Look goggle eyed at the catelephant, then try to reach the wierd stone.
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quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: ELEPHANT BROKE FENCE?!
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2010, 11:59:56 pm »

Ah, removed it from the room description, but forgot to add:
The stone is in his stomach.

But it may come out, each turn he will roll to turn back. Depending on the roll, different things can happen to the stone.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2010, 11:03:37 am by quinnr »
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Tarran

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2010, 12:04:21 am »

Gahahaha. Didn't expect that.

Walk out of the pool, and try to cough out the stone.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2010, 12:28:19 am »

Don the black fur of the nights hunt.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2010, 01:09:38 am »

attack evil elephant with lazorz!!!!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2010, 01:11:24 am »

BECOME ANGRY THAT CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER YARD AND FIRE LAZORZ FROM EYES
Uh. You are a cat too you know.
i meant other cats
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2010, 03:42:38 am »

Make angry sounds at the elephant because I didn't get to be one.

Um. Why do these people have a shape-shifting stone at the bottom of their pool?
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2010, 04:05:06 am »

Um. Why do these people have a shape-shifting stone at the bottom of their pool?

Why are you kittens sentinent?
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quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 3: KITTEH TURNED ELEPHANT VIA WEIRD STONE?!
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2010, 04:13:59 pm »

Um. Why do these people have a shape-shifting stone at the bottom of their pool?

Why are you kittens sentinent?

Exactly, stop damn thinking so much!
(Err...rolling for cliche reason...(3) It was a meteorite with super...awesome...powers...)

Also, rolling time :)
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2010, 04:32:56 pm »

Thank you RNG for giving smjjames a 2. I have no idea what I would've wrote if he succeded in getting the stone.

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (2) You jump at the elephant, and bounce right back off of him.

Lokii - (3 - 4) You try to mew at the elephant. And then you realize that from the pain your bruise puts you in, and your already harmed throat...while, you shouldn't have done that. You start to puke from all of the pain, and it (3) really hurts.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (1) You start to pick up the black fur from the mouse, when it falls apart in your paws.

Tarran - (3) Walk out of the pool. Slowly. Then you start blowing out of your trunk, but to your avail, the stone doesn't come out. Awww.
Roll to return: (3) You start to look catish. Real strange.

Max - (1 + 1) You stare at the elephant, and hear a voice in your head. "Systems Malfunctioning. Alert! Alert!" You really are insane, aren't you?

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2010, 04:36:21 pm »

Break through the fences!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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