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Author Topic: You are a Cat - Turn 9: PRAYING TO GODS IS BAD!  (Read 19040 times)

Lokii

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #90 on: July 18, 2010, 02:01:55 pm »
Hur dur.
Who needs sleep? I was playing a friendly game of "Sport".
Anyways, in honor of my own cat:

Roll around on the ground whenever no-one is looking.
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Quote from: Knight85 on May 19, 2010, 06:22:41 pm
Oh and Lokii, your job is now to seduce the human traders.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #91 on: July 18, 2010, 02:09:04 pm »
I don't sleep...well, I do sleep from ~1:30 or 3:30 to about 9 in the morning.
Otherwise I get zombified.
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To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

Realmfighter

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #92 on: July 19, 2010, 12:10:40 am »
Befriend the Dog.
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

smjjames

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #93 on: July 19, 2010, 01:21:56 am »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 19, 2010, 12:10:40 am
Befriend the Dog.

Yea, it went from a ferocious dig to a cute puppy all of a sudden in one turn, heh.
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Tarran

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #94 on: July 19, 2010, 02:06:34 am »
Quote from: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 01:21:56 am
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 19, 2010, 12:10:40 am
Befriend the Dog.

Yea, it went from a ferocious dig to a cute puppy all of a sudden in one turn, heh.
Such is the power of the RNG.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #95 on: July 21, 2010, 02:36:50 pm »
Let's get this show back on the road!
Rolling rolling rolling...
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quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #96 on: July 21, 2010, 02:47:56 pm »
Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (6) You charge to the radio! You expertly grab the controls, and start flipping things on. "KF7WOE, anyone out there?" you say...but it comes out as meowing. I don't think they are going to be happy 'bout this. (That isn't my ham radio callsign, BTW. Probably a valid one though..)

Lokii - (2) Everyone stares at you right as you start rolling...so you stop.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (5) You walk over and lick the dogs feet. He decides that he loves you, and is now your puppy slave...will he hold you back? Or will he prove valuable in your conquest...

Tarran - (3) There are two gates, one is locked shut...but the other isn't. If only you could hit the latch...oh wait, you could just jump over the fence. You facepalm.

Max - (2) The voice in your head is angry. So angry that it ignores you. Smoke starts to come out of your ears...but then it stops. You think they have cooled down on their own.

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« Last Edit: July 21, 2010, 03:08:15 pm by quinnr »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #97 on: July 21, 2010, 02:53:18 pm »
RADAR DOES NOT HAVE A DOG SLAVE.

WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?

OPEN LOCKED GATE.
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #98 on: July 21, 2010, 03:07:52 pm »
OOps.
Guess the dog slave isn't yours anymore!

(Fixing now.)
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smjjames

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 5: FAIL!
« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2010, 03:42:23 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 02:53:18 pm
RADAR DOES NOT HAVE A DOG SLAVE.

WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?

OPEN LOCKED GATE.
Quote from: quinnr on July 21, 2010, 03:07:52 pm
OOps.
Guess the dog slave isn't yours anymore!

(Fixing now.)

lol!


Mess around with it some more and try to activate the feline-human translator that MAY be installed. Sneaky humans, MUAHAHA! Then meow out some random song into the microphone.
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Tarran

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2010, 05:05:08 pm »
Jump over the fence. IN THE MOST AWESOME WAY POSSIBLE.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #101 on: July 21, 2010, 05:08:06 pm »
Are you SURE you want to try in the most awesome way possible? I can see some ways for that to backfire..
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

Tarran

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #102 on: July 21, 2010, 05:19:24 pm »
Quote from: quinnr on July 21, 2010, 05:08:06 pm
Are you SURE you want to try in the most awesome way possible? I can see some ways for that to backfire..
Yes.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Diablous

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2010, 05:42:51 pm »
Sign me up for the waiting list plz.

Diablous.
Agile.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 6: CAN HAZ DOG SLAVE?!
« Reply #104 on: July 21, 2010, 06:12:23 pm »
You are on the list now :)
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.
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