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Author Topic: You are a Cat - Turn 9: PRAYING TO GODS IS BAD!  (Read 19053 times)

Lokii

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2010, 04:41:06 pm »
...cat vomit, happens all the time.

Drink other cat's blood
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Oh and Lokii, your job is now to seduce the human traders.

smjjames

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2010, 05:54:01 pm »
Stare at Max Mad Max!, whats he doing here? and meow a greeting at him. Then look around for anything interesting.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2010, 12:07:46 am »
GET A CAPE
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #63 on: July 11, 2010, 02:53:07 am »
Repair malfunction!!!!
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #64 on: July 11, 2010, 10:49:26 am »
Gonna be gone for the next one or two days. I'll try to speedroll, sorry if the descriptions aren't as awesome.
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To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2010, 10:59:56 am »
Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (5) If looks could kill Max would be in his grave. But they don't. You mew at him, he mews back (in a slightly insane way). You look around and find a pool control panel (for the fountain and such), and a gate on the side of the house.

Lokii - (4) You jump at Jiggers but (5) he gets far enough back that you don't actually suck his blood. Jiggers is now aroused. (+1 to all for 1 turn.)

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (5) You find a dog, slice off it's fur, and make it into a cape. And what have you acomplished? Oh, making a cape.

Tarran - (6 + 2) You charge at the fence with all of your weight. The fence instantly shatters into a million pieces, and they dissipate into the air. You start to convulse in agony when (1) the stone shatters inside you. You turn back into a (fatter than normal) cat.

Max - (1 + 1) You tell the voice to fix the malfunction, or die trying. It decides to die. Your eyes glow red for a moment, and turns back.

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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2010, 12:02:28 pm »
Since the fence is now atomized, Explore the area, my characters feline senses detect something that could awe all of catkind, or maybe just looks cool.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2010, 12:06:29 pm »
FIND SOME BLACK FUR OF THE HUNT WITH MY +1.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2010, 02:46:46 pm »
VICTORY!

I try to lose weight.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Lokii

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2010, 07:45:12 pm »
Go past what was the fence in a very angry fashion.
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Quote from: Knight85 on May 19, 2010, 06:22:41 pm
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2010, 09:56:42 pm »
repair broken lazorz myself
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2010, 09:11:26 pm »
Rolling rolling rolling roll-
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 2: KITTEH MEGA-PEED! (Now everyone is fighting.)
« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2010, 09:20:23 pm »
Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (4) You look beyond the fence and see...the back yard of another family. Whoa, they aren't gonna be happy...

Lokii - (2 + 1) Are so totally angry. You parade past the broken fence, and are attacked by a dog. (4) You do a ninja backflip and get away from the dog.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (1 + 1) You see that the dog has black fur. You walk over to nicely ask for his fur, but he attacks you instead. (4) You change your mind and run away.

Tarran - (4) You do laps around the pool, and turn skinny. (+1 to speedy actions. -1 to power actions.)

Max - (6) You start to repair your lazor eyes. Wow! They work! But then, your head starts to vibrate, and (2) your eyes break again. DAMNIT!

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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2010, 09:25:18 pm »
Run up to the dog and SCREAM so loud so as to scare the dog.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 4: KITTEH HAZ NO LAZOR EYEZ?!
« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2010, 09:27:58 pm »
Gonna start on the interactive game tonight!
Shouldn't take too long, and there won't be any gravestones...yet...
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To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.
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