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[Realmfighter]

So, your going to have us get hurt lots?

Refuse to participate in this display of brutality.

[maxicaxi]

join

max

insane

[smjjames]

So, your going to have us get hurt lots?

Refuse to participate in this display of brutality.

I doubt thats the case since both of our rolls were 6's and your RTD was a one.

join

max

insane

Yours oughta be cool.

[quinnr]

So, your going to have us get hurt lots?

Refuse to participate in this display of brutality.

I doubt thats the case since both of our rolls were 6's and your RTD was a one.

join

max

insane

Yours oughta be cool.

Yeah, 6's and 1's = PAIN!

And now we just need Lokii. Max gets to roll to enter

[maxicaxi]

nah it willl be mostly stuff like HAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU WILL DIE

[tehstefan]

can I still join?

A) Tehstefan

B) Smart

[Lokii]

I woke up a 4pm today...

Anyway!

Angrily tackle the closest cat into the pool

[quinnr]

I FOUND MY FLIPPING MINI-DICE! WOOO!

a.k.a. I am rolling for ya'll right now.

Tehstefan, you are on the waiting list. I'll PM you when someone dies

[quinnr]

Radar/smjjames - (6) You walk over to the pool and start to pee. All the sudden all the pee you were saving up for weeks comes out all at once. The pool overflows into the yard, and flies through the air.
Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (6 - 2) You jump into the air and land on the ground, with none of your own pee on you.
Lokii - (2) You jump, but are a little too soon. You land and get splashed in the face with the pee. (Disgusting! -1 when applies.)
Tarann - (5) You jump super high, and are unaffected by the disgusting pee/pool water.
Realmfighter/Jiggers - (1) You don't even see it coming. You are coated in yellow chlorinated pee. (SUPER Disgusting! -2 when applies.)


Lokii - (3) You jump at Radar (smjjames), for revenge of the pee on you. However, he tries to drag you in with him!
Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (2) You are flung into the pool by Lokii. You better get out fast! (Drowning.)
Lokii - (5) You jump back before Radar can drag you in with him.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (1) You utterly fail at not being brutal. Instead you charge at Lokii, who just landed right by you.
Roll to Dodge:
Lokii - (1) Lokii is bruised from Jiggers headbutt. (-1 to all rolls for 1 turn.)

Tarran - (5) You destroy the mouse with your teeth and eat it. Delicious! (+1 to all for 1 turn.)

Max - (3) You hop over into the yard and start sniffing around like you own the place. Then you almost trip, but catch yourself. So uncool, dude.

Effects:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 
Jiggers/Realmfighter: Has 9 lives. Is stabby. Has no claws. (-5 to claws. Has 4 turns left.)
Tarran: Has 9 lives. Is brave. Just ate. (+1 to all. 1 turn left.)
Lokii: Has 9 lives. Is angry. Has no voice. (-3 to voice until they drink something.) Is bruised. (-1 to all. 1 turn left.)
Radar/smjjames: Has 9 lives. Is adventurous. Is limping. (-2 to movement and jumping. 1 turns left.) Is drowning.
Max: Has 9 lives. Is insane.

All players are in:

Spoiler: The Back Yard (click to show/hide)

Back Yard: A yard with tall fences all around. There is a giant pool, taking up most of the yard, and the rest is just...rocks. There is a rock on the ground, and a shiny green rock at the bottom of the pool.

[Lokii]

Find something that isn't pee water to drink, while completely ignoring Jiggers.

[Realmfighter]

I HAVE TEETH.

[Tarran]

Swim for the rock at the bottom of the pool. (Ew, pee water).

[smjjames]

ROFL! Now THAT is an epic piss!

Get outta that pool, EPICALLY if it applies!

[quinnr]

Just one more. Also, if you think any bonuses may apply, it would be helpful to state them in your post, though not necessary. I'll definitely get the negative ones, but the debatable ones (Brave, Angry) might be overlooked.

[maxicaxi]

BECOME ANGRY THAT CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER YARD AND FIRE LAZORZ FROM EYES