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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm


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Mipe

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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1620 on: July 17, 2010, 02:07:48 am »
Let's see.

1. Bronze Colossus is a physical animated statue way too big for its own good. It can stomp and club stuffs and that is about the only thing it is good at. Apart from collecting pigeon feces.

2. Jesus, on other hand, can walk on water and is friendly with pigeons.

My vote goes to Jesus, no matter how small - Bronze Colossus can't beat something that isn't reachable, i.e. standing on water or, say, tar pit.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1621 on: July 17, 2010, 02:10:03 am »
Quote from: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 01:53:36 am
Your words seems a subtle way of saying that the Jesus supporters are being unfair in adding little known powers and that they are playing the "He is Jesus so he wins" card. Maybe I am reading to much into what you say.
Yes, I am annoyed that they can do that. Nevertheless, it is their right. You are allowed to choose any character, after all, and I guess conglomerates count.

But seriously. Not a fight to the death, people! Popularity contest! Jesus can't actually use his powers!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1622 on: July 17, 2010, 02:11:30 am »
Eh, for many people the only way they will care is what the outcome of a fight will be.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1623 on: July 17, 2010, 02:48:55 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on July 17, 2010, 01:32:36 am
It's all about the rule of cool, not about an actual practical straight fight. I mean, Ozymandias, an obscure and little-remembered neolithic king somehow managed to take out a giant fighting anime mecha.
He summoned a sandworm. He's the pharaoh, the son of the sun-god Ra, the unquestioned king of Egypt. He can do that.

Anyway, I'm voting for Jesus. He can stand on water, out of the statue's reach. He can control weather. If you kill him, he returns as Jesus the White. And he is canonically God, the omnipotent, omniscient creator of the universe, and the colossus only exists because he makes it exist. :P
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1624 on: July 17, 2010, 02:50:29 am »
BC can never be submerged in water, he is too huge.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1625 on: July 17, 2010, 02:51:40 am »
Quote from: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 02:50:29 am
BC can never be submerged in water, he is too huge.

7/7 water submerges everything. Also, if we're going with the Greek Colossus, there are plenty of places in the ocean that would fit over his head.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1626 on: July 17, 2010, 02:52:36 am »
+1 Jesus

You know how those David vs Goliath type fights turn out, plus he's, you know, Jesus.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1627 on: July 17, 2010, 02:57:05 am »
Voting for Bronze Colossus. Jesus participating in a tournament comprised of fights to the death is kinda silly!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1628 on: July 17, 2010, 02:58:57 am »
David used a sling, Bronze colossus is canonically immune to such things...
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1629 on: July 17, 2010, 03:09:59 am »
The spinning granite pebble strikes the Bronze Colossus in the head! It flies off in an arc! The Bronze Colossus has been struck down.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1630 on: July 17, 2010, 04:52:42 am »
...

We're overthinking this a bit.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1631 on: July 17, 2010, 05:01:40 am »
A bit? We've spent the last dozen pages debating over Jesus's powers, and if they can overcome a Bronze Colossus!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1632 on: July 17, 2010, 05:02:06 am »
Quote from: Leafsnail on July 17, 2010, 04:52:42 am
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We're overthinking this a bit.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1633 on: July 17, 2010, 05:03:32 am »
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We're overthinking this a bit.
You seem to be implying this is a bad thing.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
« Reply #1634 on: July 17, 2010, 08:10:19 am »
Bronze colossus pinch Jesus in the head.
It explode in gore. Jesus has been struck down.

Jesus has resurrected.

Bronze colossus pinch Jesus in the head.
It explode in gore. Jesus has been struck down.

Jesus has resurrected.
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My vote for Jesus. Eventually, the bronze colossus will be struck down by an unrelated adventurer.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2010, 08:42:27 am by Phmcw »
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