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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[CJ1145]

I don't see where the sword in his mouth (besides it being a metaphor for cutting words) and all the other stuff comes in.

Biblical lore.

[Josephus]

Mouthsword is from Revelation, and don't forget he turns everyone he gathers up into "grape juice" via a giant winepress in Revelation.

The logical extreme of the ability to transmute water into wine is explored many places, most literally in SMBC.

He canonically makes the weather his bitch in one of the gospels. The Legion incident is the one people are referring to when they say he could just fill the BC with Demons.

[smjjames]

I don't see where the sword in his mouth (besides it being a metaphor for cutting words) and all the other stuff comes in.

Biblical lore.

I'm not religoius, so I can see how I missed that.

_{My vote is still gonna be Bronze Colossus when the time comes anyway......}

[nenjin]

S'ok. Most people only know of Jesus in his most boring incarnation, the miracle-worker/dream catcher.

Seriously though, sword from the mouth. It's too bad ass even for the BC.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Revelations is just fucking weird. They aren't call the hallucinations of St. John for nothing.

[RAM]

Is there any proof to suggest that B.C.es do not, in fact, have the sword from the mouth ability, but just don't bother because squashing stuff is more fun?

[ein]

Exodus.

Moses was the original badass.

[ECrownofFire]

That Samson guy was a badass too. Have you seen the Cracked most badass bible verses? Insane.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Samson was badass, but he was also kind of stupid. His girlfriend tried to trick him into telling her the secret of his might twice and told him about it. Then, he promptly told her anyway. Strong beyond reason, but a dumbass.

[Josephus]

Is there any proof to suggest that B.C.es do not, in fact, have the sword from the mouth ability, but just don't bother because squashing stuff is more fun?

We're only going with canon incarnations, I suppose. So JC has an advantage because people have been writing about him for centuries, making an aggregate Jesus the most destructive badass in existence, but also meek.

BC, on the other hand... no, all he has going for him is nigh-invulnerability and ludicrous physical strength.

Hm, wouldn't JC also be at least a Master Lasher? Considering how ridiculously overpowered whips are now...

[ein]

The dude's also super tough, super strong, and the son of a god.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Now that you've started calling him JC, I am very tempted to suggest we replace him with JC Denton.

[dragnar]

JC would kill both Jesus and the colossus without breaking a sweat. lightsaber nanobot sword FTW!

[Josephus]

Now that you've started calling him JC, I am very tempted to suggest we replace him with JC Denton.

Sure, give old Talos even less of a chance.

[ein]

And then Jesus would come back to life.
And be even more badass.
With every incarnation, He just gets even better.