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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[ein]

Bronze colossi are only invincible currently due to errors with the new wounds system.
Except that you can kill them.
With fluffy wamblers and a little bit of luck.

[ECrownofFire]

Except that Jesus doesn't have any of those on hand.

[Josephus]

Okay, I'm with you on the "luck" thing. But the dude can just create a fluffy wambler right there. He has direct access to the raws; he could easily dick up a reaction to create enough wamblers for throwing weapons.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The problem here is that magic has yet to be implemented. Thus, Jesus has no more power than a normal human.

[CJ1145]

Jesus can't win here. Toony, I suggest Jesus be replaced with SANTA CHRIST

[Josephus]

Depends on where the fight is set. Since majority of the other fights take place in an undefined realm with all characters having full access to their powers, I don't see why Jesus would be limited by DF's lack of a magic system. They bring all the advantages of their home canon with them.

[ECrownofFire]

But Santa is an anagram for Satan!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Even if Jesus has his home powers, Fluffy Wamblers only exist in DF.

[CJ1145]

But Santa is an anagram for Satan!

But he played bass on Aerosmith! That's the only band that could pledge itself to Satan, but then he'd be like "Nah, thanks, really, I think I have enough followers in my Legion of the Damned, there's just not enough room here."

Also, Jesus could just conjure magma to melt the BC. Or, summon ANOTHER BC to fight the first one. OR send a bunch of demons into the BC and make it jump off a cliff, then the villagers get really mad at him.

[Josephus]

Even if Jesus has his home powers, Fluffy Wamblers only exist in DF.

Dude, yeah, but even so, a BC can be killed with a sword via decapitation - and Jesus has a sword coming out of his mouth.

Also, there's what CJ said. He could just pull a Legion on the poor BC.

[ECrownofFire]

Jesus is a zombie, BC is a BC. No way for it to end. Jesus only heals people and turns water into wine anyway, no magma.

[CJ1145]

Jesus is a zombie, BC is a BC. No way for it to end. Jesus only heals people and turns water into wine anyway, no magma.

I thought we agreed this was Paradise Lost Jesus, who has the abilities of God, Chuck Norris, and Optimus Prime all rolled into one.

[ein]

Jesus is like one of those reluctant heroes.
He knows he has the power he has, but he's afraid to use it, because of how powerful it is.
And then he's forced to use it and everybody hates him, even though it's not his fault.

[CJ1145]

Jesus is like one of those reluctant heroes.
He knows he has the power he has, but he's afraid to use it, because of how powerful it is.
And then he's forced to use it and everybody hates him, even though it's not his fault.

But then he accepts the need for his powers and becomes a big hero and everyone loves him except for the newspaper editor, I know how this stuff works. Besides, if a BC was all it took to kill Jesus then Satan would have converted hell to a giant forge by now.

[ein]

Or maybe he's like Batman.
At first, people like him, then they become corrupted by the media and begin to hate him, despite all he's done for them.