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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[RAM]

There was never any evidence to support the Vester-clone theory! And Toady-one's contributions were not genetic, so DF production is safe!

[Phantom]

Yet ThreeToes contributions were Genetic, and because he is the brother of Toady One...

[RAM]

The makers of DF have transcended Genetics, it really isn't an issue...

[Rolan7]

I have no idea what RAM and Phantom are babbling about.

Ozymandius The monument to non-existence.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Then again, I moved my company HQ to Tijuana, so screw your US Law! And technically I am a clone of you. Along with Karnewarrior, RAM, and Vester, you have your DNA in me.
Now stop issuing me ultimatums, or I shall be forced to call upon the greater powers of the Federales, Drug Cartels and my PMCs to hunt you down.

MSHInc. has been cleared by the United Nations. Due to the Compulsory Globalization Act, being under the jurisdiction of the United States means having jurisdiction everywhere. I really love how you are threating me with the Cartels. They are but shambles of their former selves since MSHInc. was cleared to sell their products. They only make any money in villages where they can suppress outside products. As for your cute little PMC's? Bring it on.

Also:

In addition, any person who seeks the Genetic Death Penalty for another is considered exepted from the punishment in the event it would be applied to them.

[zchris13]

Which King Ozymandias are we talking about? The ancient Egyptian king that the poem was made about (we had to read it for English class), or the forum game made by that lazy butt koala person?  Either way, I vote King Ozymandias.

[dragnar]

Which King Ozymandias are we talking about? The ancient Egyptian king that the poem was made about (we had to read it for English class), or the forum game made by that lazy butt koala person?  Either way, I vote King Ozymandias.

It doesn't really matter. Either way his works make the mighty despair.

Ozymandius, King of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard, FTW.

[Phantom]

Then again, I moved my company HQ to Tijuana, so screw your US Law! And technically I am a clone of you. Along with Karnewarrior, RAM, and Vester, you have your DNA in me.
Now stop issuing me ultimatums, or I shall be forced to call upon the greater powers of the Federales, Drug Cartels and my PMCs to hunt you down.

MSHInc. has been cleared by the United Nations. Due to the Compulsory Globalization Act, being under the jurisdiction of the United States means having jurisdiction everywhere. I really love how you are threating me with the Cartels. They are but shambles of their former selves since MSHInc. was cleared to sell their products. They only make any money in villages where they can suppress outside products. As for your cute little PMC's? Bring it on.

Also:

In addition, any person who seeks the Genetic Death Penalty for another is considered exepted from the punishment in the event it would be applied to them.

*Snrk*
HA!
You have had no idea that I have paid off your Asian, African, European and South American branches to work for my PMC? They get more pay than you would get in 6 decades now!
Oh and you know what? NATO (Excluding USA) and the renewed Warsaw Pact countries are on my payroll right? I pay them in rough diamonds straight out of the mines of your former Africa branch!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ah, good. Thank you for letting me know to activate the Employee Supression Devices, and in what branches. I don't think your PMC's or payrolled countries will be too happy about the sudden loss of their rough diamond supply. Besides, most of my empoyees are adopted. You don't think all the orphanages got shut down because people kept their kids, did you? They'll forget about their lapse in judgement in no time at all.

[dragnar]

Orphanages... That reminds me, someone should have nominated Richard.

[Nikov]

Ozy, because he'd seem a great match against Gilgamesh and Jesus in later brackets.

[smjjames]

Clones? No wait, how about Gholas!, so much better!

[Phantom]

Ha ha, I still have more things besides Rough Diamonds you know! Like my Element 115 (Ununpentium) mines on the moon and mars!
And you forgot about my ability to send endless waves of cheap infantry! Currently the whole South American branch is headed to burn down the USA right away! And my silver-tounge son-of-a-bitch twin talked part of your north american branch to hand me the Ozymandias Copyrights!
(And my vote for him still stands.)

[Criptfeind]

The Oz man.

Also sad face at El Org not wining.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

...we have been fighting, and voted for the same guy.

Well, you've officaly expended my ability to create a Plutocratic Dystopic setting. I really do think the offical name for 115 should be Elerium, though.