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Author Topic: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!  (Read 20185 times)

Gunner-Chan

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Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« on: July 06, 2010, 11:13:23 pm »

It all started with a picture...

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It's been longer than you can remember now. Long enough for these eggs to somehow turn into biscuts! No matter. You still want to eat them! But the problem is simple... What to do about that annoying stick in the way? And what's with that wheelbarrow? Did Orin forget it or something?

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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 11:14:20 pm »

>Eat Wheelbarrow.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 11:16:55 pm »

No no.

We've been over this. ALL OF US.

Snuggle up with the eggs. Kick the stick.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 11:17:44 pm »

>Sit on wheelbarrow
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 11:33:49 pm »




As quickly as you can. You lunge at the unsuspecting wheelbarrow! Before it can get away!



You quickly find out that wheelbarrows taste like crap. And there's not enough room under it for you and your wings...



Ahhh... It makes a nice seat though... You needed tha- Wha whaaa?



You seem to have ended up outside! And you're somehow moving at an incredible rate! What happened!?

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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 11:35:49 pm »

>Fly off wheelbarrow, see if there is anything that doesn't taste like crap in the area.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 11:36:12 pm »

>Dodge everything
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 11:37:53 pm »

>Fly off wheelbarrow, see if there is anything that doesn't taste like crap in the area.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 11:39:12 pm »

>Fly off wheelbarrow, see if there is anything that doesn't taste like crap in the area.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2010, 11:45:05 pm »

search for burned eel corpses.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2010, 11:46:02 pm »

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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2010, 11:47:36 pm »

Spoiler: You jump out! And... (click to show/hide)
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2010, 11:49:12 pm »

summon the power of the Great Old Ones and drive that other touhou person INSAAAANE...

Or asking her where the flying f*ck we are is good too.
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2010, 11:51:32 pm »

>Dodge the inevitable backlash
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Re: Utsuho's Egg and wheelbarrow adventure!
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2010, 11:55:16 pm »

Proceed to flail about like a spazz.
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