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[Aklyon]

You have wolverine fighting leagues?

[CJ1145]

Yes, that's why one of our main imports is wolverines.

[Luke_Prowler]

So is anyone exporting Wolverines for Erkinshire to purchase? Our wolverine fighting leagues are our main tourist attraction.

If your main tourist attraction is fighting wolverines, wouldn't it make more sense to use local wolverines?

[Heron TSG]

The map is nearing completion, just a few more Fiefs to draw.

[RedWarrior0]

As any Erkinshire Wolverine Fighting enthusiast will tell you, it's just that way. Deal with it.

[Criptfeind]

The map is nearing completion, just a few more Fiefs to draw.

<_< >_>

[Rolan7]

Needs more random chatter.

This thing is constantly at the top of my unread topics... but if you say so, Lord.

I can draw him out, Crown, oh yes. Just send me a few dozen of your people and a hundred yards of rope. I have a plan, really. Remember, the plumper the better! Even better if no one will come looking in the event they don't return!

Or I could declare him my nemesis.  Once a year I will fight my way into his fortress.  I will hand him a list of his sins, he will laugh magnificently.  He will offer me a position at his right hand and a promise of world domination, I will deny him.  We will fight, but not the dirty grappling of mortals.  Our wardance had no beginning, and it will have no end.  The force of our blows will shatter the walls of his fortress, as it slowly floats into the air.  A noiseless explosion of light.  One of us falls.  But death is but a doorway, we will meet again.

What say you, Maggarg?  Feelest thou lucky?  Or would you postpone our inevitable confrontation?

[Josephus]

Sir Roland the Time Knight has the swords of the Order and our viking initiates behind him. Taste the Rainbow.

[Luke_Prowler]

Wait, would the person in charge of the Time knights be the Time Lord?

[Criptfeind]

Needs more random chatter.

This thing is constantly at the top of my unread topics... but if you say so, Lord.

I read fast and it helps me get in the drawing mood.

[Aklyon]

I also read fast.

[ECrownofFire]

Hurray for reading fast!

[CJ1145]

Wait, would the person in charge of the Time knights be the Time Lord?

I am the Grand-Knight Atwati, who is also a Time Lord, yes.

[Criptfeind]

Okay, well I read fast enough that it is not at the top of my unreads most of the time.

I don't know if that is fast or not.

[Retro]

I would like to make a requisition for naval mercenaries. I'm preparing to establish Crangmoor as the base of the western navy but while we have excellent shipwrights, we're underpopulated to pilot our full fleet of 80 frigates.

We have sufficient wealth to fund any skilled mercenary force due to our dealings in delivery throughout the king's glorious land. And you'll find our ships to be  much faster than anything made in the east 

What have you?! Join the Westen Navy!

It appears that with your large fleet to deliver goods, and my large surplus of goods to be sold and skilled boat builders, there is a shining future of mutual properity between Crangmoor and Barrowport. What say you, good sir!

I am in agreement fine fellow. With your collaboration the western trade fleet will bring prosperity to both of our lands . There can already be arrangements for trade dealings through Barrowport to the Blue-gem oasis without having to deal with the mountains in between or the Scald desert to ensure that our trade plan prospers from its conception onward so that we needn't compete with our comrades in the east.

Many hurrahs! To celebrate this trade alliance let us partake upon this fine Jerkwood wine so purchased for this occasion!

*much quaffing*
*much handshaking*

Wait, those are are the Atherean Isles.... 

...Are they? I never saw anything mentioned about that. I thought they were an extension of the Pereta isles that were free to section off. Should I change them back?

I have a formatting compulsion.

Its not formatted enough? go right ahead, you might be more organized than me.

Well, perhaps just a little more refined. I'll post it here when I've re-done it, I think it'll be a little bit easier to navigate (right now there seems to be a lot of information that could be compressed a bit).

Taste the Rainbow.

This wins the War Cry of the Era award.

ed- bugger, some of the stuff on the google doc differs from the MS Paint map I used as a basis - going to have to go and slightly edit that again after D: