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[Kadzar]

Join Kadzaria Fief, where polygamy and interspecies marriage aren't just, allowed; they're encouraged.

but do you have the most plentiful ale and the finest wenches?

I can offer sake and fish chicks.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Metal, I have no people, except for dead ones. I'm only the executioner, and the Knight of High Noon.

The putrid flesh of the dead is next to nothing in the eyes of the sli- Err... Nevermind. Fine, no drawing him out for you then! In fact, don't be suprised if your next executiee vanishes on your watch! We'll see who wins out then, "executioner", if that is your real name.

[Criptfeind]

Alright, which lord has the most plentiful ale and finest wenches at their disposal? As a soldier, I need to know these things before I pledge any sacred oaths!

What part of Pirate do you not understand?

[sonerohi]

Pretty much all the wheat in my kingdom becomes beer. We put some tasteless minerals in it so our citizens need never eat, merely get wasted twice a week.

[Rolan7]

Is there anymore named Knights of Time besides Knight of High Noon CrownOfFire? (or any Knights of Tim!, or Rangers?)

I am Roland, Time Knight of Cycling.  I will join the realm's army rather than swear fealty to a lord.  I have also applied to the Order of 1+.  Screw it, my sword says I'm in the Order.

Edit: And here is my standard:



(I did not draw that.)

[Criptfeind]

Pretty much all the wheat in my kingdom becomes beer. We put some tasteless minerals in it so our citizens need never eat, merely get wasted twice a week.

Aye, it is to bad all yer wenches are direct decedents of very ugly witches. All the ugly and taciturnity but none of the magic.

[Josephus]

The Order of 1+ might want them. but they aren't a fief, just a monastic order.

Yes, we'll take some of Huesoo's exports. The order could use expansion.

[Robocorn]

I drew up a spiffy shaded topographical map, I'll add in roads and fiefs later

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[Aklyon]

spiffy.

[Luke_Prowler]

Added the location of the university to the map. included is the Tower of Ascension where more, er, interesting skills are taught. not to scale.

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[Aklyon]

Where?

[Heron TSG]

Okay, and that'll be the last of the map updates, save for Robocorn's if that map turns out as well as I think it will.

Where?

It looks to be to the right of Barbos.

[Tack]

1. That is indeed spiffy.
2. Armok, you were last to actually claim a place, so, however cruel, it is justified that he can refuse you a fief.
3. Cryptfiend, I demand that you swallow those roads immediately. This is the desert for pete's sake. Hence my markers. Which, I see, you put your roads over.

[Aklyon]

3. Cryptfiend, I demand that you swallow those roads immediately. This is the desert for pete's sake. Hence my markers. Which, I see, you put your roads over.

I second this. We can't have lots of people continuosly sweeping the desert road, we might need them for something more important!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't think the technology level would allow mantained desert roads anyway. Besides, no one gets suspicious if desert travelers never show up. After all, lots of people fail to maintain their water levels. The bodies just get buried under the shifting sands. Happens all the time.