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Author Topic: Up with Feudalism  (Read 77223 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #675 on: July 07, 2010, 05:45:16 pm »
You require a Neutral Evil Scapegoat? I don't know if tying down anyone passing by so that they may be slowly devoured by Metal Slimes is evil per se, but if so, I'm your man! Oh, experience points, how I desire thee. Must feed the slimes, must make them stronger and get more experience.
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #676 on: July 07, 2010, 05:45:23 pm »
This squirrel volunteers for the position of Evil Lord.

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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #677 on: July 07, 2010, 05:49:56 pm »
Oh good, we have replacement Evil Lords. In that case:

Prepare to die Maggarg!
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #678 on: July 07, 2010, 05:54:57 pm »
Quote from: CrownofFire on July 07, 2010, 05:49:56 pm
Oh good, we have replacement Evil Lords. In that case:

Prepare to die Maggarg!
You'll have to get him out of The Grim Forest of Nur first...
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #679 on: July 07, 2010, 05:56:16 pm »
Damn. Anybody have some Evil Lord bait?
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #680 on: July 07, 2010, 05:56:49 pm »
I found this intriguing, but I think we all know that we have way to many fiefs as is. So instead, i create the the first University of the Kingdom of Skygold (name pending), with myself as Head scholar/philosopher, as well as adviser for our King. Our job is to teach the finest minds the skills they need to serve the kingdom: Engineering, Knighthood, Alchemy,  and much more. Even the arcane arts are an open book to us.
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #681 on: July 07, 2010, 05:57:32 pm »
So when are the various knights and warriors going to get added to the important people list? I'd go do it now, but it is nearly midnight, and as the MidKnight it is my duty to ride out at this hour and do knighty things! Or maybe go to sleep.

I guess if no-one does it by tomorrow I'll do it.
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #682 on: July 07, 2010, 05:59:11 pm »
Quote from: CrownofFire on July 07, 2010, 05:56:16 pm
Damn. Anybody have some Evil Lord bait?

Acorns. Lord Squirrel goes nutty over acorns. *Ba-dum TISH*
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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #683 on: July 07, 2010, 05:59:51 pm »
Quote from: Luke_Prowler on July 07, 2010, 05:56:49 pm
I found this intriguing, but I think we all know that we have way to many fiefs as is. So instead, i create the the first University of the Kingdom of Skygold (name pending), with myself as Head scholar/philosopher, as well as adviser for our King. Our job is to teach the finest minds the skills they need to serve the kingdom: Engineering, Knighthood, Alchemy,  and much more. Even the arcane arts are an open book to us.
You can base it somewhere in my fiefdom!
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #684 on: July 07, 2010, 06:00:38 pm »
I can draw him out, Crown, oh yes. Just send me a few dozen of your people and a hundred yards of rope. I have a plan, really. Remember, the plumper the better! Even better if no one will come looking in the event they don't return!
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #685 on: July 07, 2010, 06:07:56 pm »
Quote from: Armok on July 07, 2010, 05:59:51 pm
Quote from: Luke_Prowler on July 07, 2010, 05:56:49 pm
I found this intriguing, but I think we all know that we have way to many fiefs as is. So instead, i create the the first University of the Kingdom of Skygold (name pending), with myself as Head scholar/philosopher, as well as adviser for our King. Our job is to teach the finest minds the skills they need to serve the kingdom: Engineering, Knighthood, Alchemy,  and much more. Even the arcane arts are an open book to us.
You can base it somewhere in my fiefdom!
The problem with that is a University implies intelligence...
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #686 on: July 07, 2010, 06:09:20 pm »
Quote from: CJ1145 on July 07, 2010, 05:59:11 pm
Quote from: CrownofFire on July 07, 2010, 05:56:16 pm
Damn. Anybody have some Evil Lord bait?

Acorns. Lord Squirrel goes nutty over acorns. *Ba-dum TISH*

I think a better way of describing that is Ba-DUMB.


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Quote from: Luke_Prowler on July 07, 2010, 06:07:56 pm
Quote from: Armok on July 07, 2010, 05:59:51 pm
Quote from: Luke_Prowler on July 07, 2010, 05:56:49 pm
I found this intriguing, but I think we all know that we have way to many fiefs as is. So instead, i create the the first University of the Kingdom of Skygold (name pending), with myself as Head scholar/philosopher, as well as adviser for our King. Our job is to teach the finest minds the skills they need to serve the kingdom: Engineering, Knighthood, Alchemy,  and much more. Even the arcane arts are an open book to us.
You can base it somewhere in my fiefdom!
The problem with that is a University implies intelligence...
And intelligence means peasants can read, meaning we can't use the forbidden letter.
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #687 on: July 07, 2010, 06:11:31 pm »
I have an idea.
Call him not-evil.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #688 on: July 07, 2010, 06:12:25 pm »
You know we probably could turn this thread into a Mount & Blade Mod.... which would be awesome...
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Re: Up with Feudalism
« Reply #689 on: July 07, 2010, 06:20:08 pm »
Quote from: Rilder on July 07, 2010, 06:12:25 pm
You know we probably could turn this thread into a Mount & Blade Mod.... which would be awesome...
We already beat the original subject to death enough with THIS de-rail-turned-thread-subject. make a different thread for that.

Quote from: Strange guy on July 07, 2010, 05:57:32 pm
So when are the various knights and warriors going to get added to the important people list? I'd go do it now, but it is nearly midnight, and as the MidKnight it is my duty to ride out at this hour and do knighty things! Or maybe go to sleep.

I guess if no-one does it by tomorrow I'll do it.
The Knights of Time and The Knights of Tim! are both in the list under "Other Entities", along with my Ranger Corps, Erkinshire, and The Evil Fief inside The Grim Forest of Nur! The Warriors are in the military section (which is lacking in underlings soldiers) If you want to move them, go ahead.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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